Nuts To You.
Nuts To You.
He brushed against her
in the crowded elevator,
for the 5th time
in the last month,
his shoulder grazing her breast.
Yesterday his fingers
lightly touched her pubic area
as he slid by her.
He always mumbled an apology,
between his somewhat heavy breathing,
but she was at the end of his grope
and truly at the end of her rope.
The following morning
as he entered that tiny prison,
angling toward her with eager intent,
she seized him by his scrotum,
put her face nose to nose with him
and squeezed really hard,
as she hissed,
"Like some physical contact pervo,!"
The next time you touch me again,
I will rip these off!"
Seven other men on the elevator,
exited at the next floor,
in a visible rush and took the stairs.
She rode him to his level
30 stories higher
cradling his family jewels in a vice,
and then freeing him to scramble away
like the cockroach he was.
The next day that elevator was empty,
and for many weeks to follow,
she rode in blissful solitude
to her daily assigned tasks.
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