Nuts To You.

Nuts To You.

©-MFB III

 

 


He brushed against her
in the crowded elevator,
for the 5th time
in the last month,
his shoulder
grazing her breast.

Yesterday his fingers
lightly touched her pubic area
as he slid by her.
He always mumbled an apology,
between his somewhat heavy breathing,
but she was at the end of his grope
and truly at the end of her rope.

The following morning
as he entered that tiny prison,
angling toward her with eager intent,
she seized him by his scrotum,
put her face nose to nose with him
and squeezed really hard,
as she hissed,
"Like some physical contact pervo,!"
The next time you touch me again,
I will rip these off!"

Seven other men on the elevator,
exited at the next floor,
in a visible rush and took the stairs.

She rode him to his level
30 stories higher
cradling his family jewels in a vice,
and then freeing him to scramble away
like the cockroach he was.

The next day that elevator was empty,
and for many weeks to follow,
she rode in blissful solitude
to her daily assigned tasks.

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Ralph Deeds 7 years ago

Ha! Did it hurt much? :-)

Did you ever hear of the term "elevator eyes?" It was coined by women in a building where I once worked to describe the behavior of a man who stared at their breasts, sometimes even turning to one side or the other or, allegedly, even doing a 180 toward the back of the elevator to ogle the best "set" on the elevator.


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Randy Behavior 7 years ago from Near the Ocean

I could see me doing this eventually. Ha.

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