Pamela Anderson | The Epic Tale of A Woman and Her Breasts

Some days it seems like Pamela Anderson has been around since the dawn of the modern age. Watching the third season of Baywatch (when Pamela made her debut as C.J Parker) is like discovering a time capsule. Some connoisseurs of the show insist that bullet time was not created by the Wachowski Brothers, but rather by the talented Baywatch camera crew, who seemed able to catch every jiggle and bounce with precision that would rival a neurosurgeon.

But who is this Pamela Anderson, and is she really all about her silicone enhanced breasts? Or is there more to this Canadian lass who found her way into the hearts of the American public in a sort of 'stripper next door' kind of way.

Fated For Fame

Pamela's stardom began early in life. She happened to be born at 4.08 am on July the 1st, 1967, the Centennial of Canada. Simply for popping into the world, she was written up in the papers, and her parents were showered with gifts and money. Controversy sprung up when it was revealed that another baby had been born around 2 am, however by that time, the Andersons had already received all the accolades and nobody much cared anymore. Scandal, drama, and fame were part of the package from the get go.

The Playboy Playmate

Prior to landing her roles on Home Improvement and Baywatch, Pamela Anderson scored a role as the February 1990 Playboy Playmate. This could be regarded as the pinnacle of her modeling career, and the harbinger of greater, sexier things to come.

The Sex Tape

It's impossible to mention Pamela Anderson without mentioning that sex tape. After a relative lull in popularity, Pamela shot to fame again in 1998 due to the now infamous sex tape with rocker Tommy Lee, who she married and bore two children to. This relationship ended in divorce after Tommy beat her and ended up sentenced to jail.

Pamela later married the singer Kid Rock. Both of these men are reported to have been abusive and/or violent, so it would seem that Pam has a little trouble with the 'bad boy' bug, like many other women around the world.

A Big Heart

Pam is a strong advocate for PETA, and has done a great deal of stripping on their behalf. (PETA seems to have a knack for getting beautiful women to take off their clothes in order to 'save the animals'. I don't know if the animals are any better off, but I'm betting the people 'behind the scenes' at PETA are.)

She has also been active in other charitable causes, becoming a spokesmodel on behalf of MAC Cosmetics, and working to promote their AIDS Fund. She is also the celebrity spokesperson for the American Liver Foundation.

A Survivor, A Business Woman, A Legend In Her Own Time

Many stars live their lives under the microscope of the media, but few do it to the extent that Pamela Anderson has. Since 1991, she has captured the minds, libidos, and indeed hearts of people across the globe. Many of her choices have been poor, much like any non celebrity, she is a flawed human being. What is impressive about her however, is her resiliency, her drive to keep going and keep working even when life threw major challenges her way. She has publicly suffered through two miscarriages, two divorces, and a period of abuse that many can relate to. However these personal troubles have not stopped her from achieving her career goals. As Pam says: "I'm not an actress. I don't think I am an actress. I think I've created a brand and a business." A brand and business which rival some of the major companies of our time. It's amazing what a blonde with big boobs can do when she puts her mind to it.

"It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. " -Pamela Anderson

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Mary Gold 9 years ago

Pamela's story is disheartening. She has hepatitis C. Her cable TV Roast was filthy in language and disrespect for her and I turned it off. Filth is never appropriate. I wish her continued success in charity works.


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Hope Alexander 9 years ago Author

4 million people in the US have Hepatitis C. I believe many of them consider their lives and life stories to have value regardless, and be not at all disheartening. Life is about challenges, and the overcoming of them, and whilst Hepatitis C is a sad condition to have, I don't think it so great a negative factor that it overshadows all that is good about a person, or their life.

As to watching a Pamela Anderson Roast and being surprised that it was filthy... I don't know what to say to that except that when you get a sex icon in a room with Courtney Love, Sarah Silverman, and a whole lot of other reprobates, there is going be filth. It's just lucky you turned it off before the orgy portion of the show started.


ROSS 9 years ago

Due for a sca-Sudden Cardiac Arrest.


Detroit 9 years ago

Filth makes money.


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THE LIP 6 years ago from PLANET EARTH-SOMEWHERE IN ASIA

And Pamela is making truckloads of money.So does that mean she is also filthy huh? We all know she is stinking RICH


MANUEL B. VEGA 5 years ago

i just want you too know im a really big fan of your beuty i even composed two songs to you hope to some day meet you Manel B.Vega lake LSINORE


MANUEL B. VEGA 5 years ago

I JUST READ MY COMMENT I LEFT HERE 3 DAYS AGO AND I CANT BELEAVE I MISSPELED MY FRIST NAME AND HOME TOWN EVEN BEAUTY I MAY NOT HAVE A DEGREE IN LITTERITURE OR A COLLEGE DEPLOMA BUT WHILE I ATTENDED SCHOOL I DID LEARN THE THREE BASICS READING WRITEING AND MATH I PUT ALOT OF THOUGHT INTO THIS I REALLY DID NOT WANT TO PUT THIS ON YOUR WEB SITE BUT SINCE I AM A TARGETED INDAVIGUAL WITH AN ELIGAL IMPLANT IMPLANTED BY MY X-GIRL FRIEND AND MY FORMER CLASSMATES FROM ELSINORE UNION HIGH SCHOOL I CHALLENGE THEM TO SUE ME FOR SLANDER OR DEFLAMATION OF CARRECTOR YOU SEE THEY KNOW MY EMAIL AND EVERY THING I FEEL THEY TAMPERED WITH MY COMMENT TO TRY MAKE ME LOOK LIKE I HAVE DOWN SINDRUM OR SOMETHING THEY DONT HAVE TO MESS WITH MY INTELLIGENCE AS BAD AS THEY ARE RUINING MY LIFE THATS WHY I EXPLAINED ALL OF THIS I PRAY I DID NOT RUIN YOUR DAY WITH SUCH A SAD STORY I ALSO FEEL I SHOULD WARN YOU IF YOU EVER RECEIVE ANY THING DERROGATORY COMMENTS WITH MY NAME ON IT OR EMAIL ITS NOT ME I ADMIRE YOUR BEAUTY FAR TO MUCH FOR THAT I AM LIKE ANY OTHER RED BLOODED AMERICAN IM IN LOVE WITH YOU MISS PAMELA ANDERSON YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME BLUSH YOU TAKE CARE PRETTY ONE I SURE WOULD LIKE TO COURT YOU


Manuel B Vega 5 years ago

I CANT TELL YOU WHAT A SURPRIZE IT WAS WHEN I LOOKED INTO YOUR WEB SITE YESTERDAY AT FRIST WHEN I SEEN THE SENTENCE FROM MY COMENT ON YOUR WEB PAGE I HAVE TO ADMIT I DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY THEN I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD IT WAS PATHETIC I REALIZED IN A SENCE YOU ARE HELPING ME BRING WORLD AWARENESS TO MY PROBLEM AS A T.I.EVEN WORLD AWARENESS TOO THE TOO THE ISSUES THAT WE AS TARGETED INDAVIGUALS ENDURER YOUR HEART IS JUST AS BIG AND JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE UPPER HALF OF YOUR ANATAMY & YES I AM FLURTING WITH YOU AGAIN ON BEHALF OF ME AND THE REST OF THE T.I.s OF THE FREE WORLD & RUSSIA WE ALL THANK YOU GOD BLESS YOU T.I. Mental-PRISONER FOR THE REPUTATION OF LAKE ELSINORES MOST PROMANENT CITIZENS Manuel B Vega U.S.A.


Manuel B. Vega  5 years ago

I hope i did not affend you when i flerted with you i meant no harm i think since you left my comment posted on your web site i should have taken that oppertunity a little more seriously and try too explain the plight of the T.I. and the victims of secretly forced implantation and expairamentations things that we would never have volinteered for for ever loseing our write to a privete life no privacy what so ever only to amuse the sadistic hidiouse sense of humor of the people that have taken over the confines of our minds im going to share with you a peace i wrote while reading an article i copyied out of the computor its called Satellite Surveillance and Human Experimentation the artical was published by Earthlink Publishing[Aust] and written by Diane Frola but this is my writeings i warn you this may be a little upsetting to read especeally if you are a T.I.please bare with me on my puncuallity and spelling on the international criminal court issues our country is in enough financial crisis with the difficete the way it is. i know our country does not need a bunch of class action law suites across america by a bunch of targeted indaviguals but when it comes to the constatution and what it stands forthat every man women and child born with in the borders of the united states of america should and will be treated equal then why am i as a T.I.treated sub human my mind is being tortured every wakeing minite of my life in my sleep i have learned to argue in my sleep i have been exicuted in my sleep exicution style on my knees in the middle of a snow covered forest by the group of gang stalkers that stalk me all dressed like chicano style gangbangers all buttoned down but all with there faces shadowed and all giggleing like a group of little girl next i realized somenone was standing behind me i heard that person engageing a pump shotgun i heard the blast and i woke up out of my dream kicking and screaming trying to fight someone there was no one there the majority of people that stalk me are mostly women from the student bodys of the classes of 1968 threw 1976 as i said earlier but rest assure there male counterparts are always accompanying them but now i hear there dautors all between the ages of 18 -35 they are just as sadistic as there parents thats the mentality of these people they teach there children to become gangstalkers.me and the rest of the T.I.s of thiscountry are being treated subhuman with out any legal representation what so ever all under tyhe watchful of some of the richest and freest countrys on the globe farming out there military expirements for units like the CIA,ASIS,ASIO, THE DIA, THREW ALOT OF MAJOR UNIVERSITYS IN THE FREE WORLD AND RUSSIA when the UNITED STATES of AMERICA turns a blind eye to the victims of this type of expirementation because it dose not want a bunch of class action lawsuites by a bunch of T.I.s who have sacraficed plenty even more then we care to relive in the memories of our minds trying to explain our plights to different law frims as well as law enforcement agencys as well as the ACLU only to have them all also turn a blind eye to our delemas. our country was born under the laws that were writen on the constitution and survived,we as a nation survived the war of 1776 & 1812 we survived the war with mexico the indean wars the civil war and became a better nation as one with out slavery we also survived world war one and two the korean conflict the cold war cuban missle crisis and the vietnam war panama hati nigaragua im sure there more but my memory is fadeing now we even survived saddam hussain & the talaban,the sacrafices our men and women have made in those military actions no less as important to us all in the name of freedom and justice for all why am i and the rest of the T.I.S of this nation not inclueded in justice for all, why is it that me and the rest of theT.Is freedom inclueded, our lives as we knew it befor we were eligally implanted and targeted by gang stalking groups springing up around the major universitys in our country and around the globe,all for the sake of there expierements on unsuspecting victims such as myself and the rest of the T.I.s of the so called free-world,how can a country like the UNITED STATES of AMERICA as great a NATION that we have today survive so much and not be able to survive a silentwar within itself for the T.I.S and the victims of its own nation that have sacraficed plenty for there expierements, if this is not adressed for what it really is a crim against humanity and something is not done about it,then we may end up with a silent civil warin 10 too 20 years if not sooner the way the stalkers multiplied aronund me in thelast decade or two befor i learned how to use a computor i used to think if there were any more people like myself now since ive learned to use a computor and search the internet i see there not thuosands of us but millions threw out the U.S. and the free wrold and russia,if the UNITED STATESof AMERICAcan cross any borders of any nation on the globe all for the sake of freedom,why cant it stop the satilite bombaredment of its own citizens of cancer causeing microwaves and mind control and stop the mental torchure we all indurer as targeted indaviguals some of us have payed the ultimate price threw suicide and even murder why are our sacrafices any less then our brothers and sisters at arms around the globe why is our freedom and even our lives sacraficed so easily all for the sake of goverment expierememtation how can our country as well as the rest of the free world stand idle how can they say they dont have the technology when there are computors in existence like the SQUID[SUPERCONDUCTOR QUANTUM INTERFACE DETECTOR] through the department of defence department or other appropriate facilities.these can detect the relevant frequincies witch can provide the proof we as T.I.s need to gain our freedom and most of all the solitude as life as we knew it befor our freedom was so selfishly taken from us with out our consent all for the sake of there expierementations or like in my case for reasons some of us still do not understand is the U.S.& the rest of the free world going to allow these groups of gang stalkers to kill us all off by polluting our minds with cancer causeing radioactive satilite microwaves with out addressing this issue for what it really is,if that should happen that would be no less then mass murder in the frist dagree is that what i and the rest of the T.I.s of the free world have to look forward to our future dose not look promissing nor dose the future of the constatution T.I. Manuel B.Vega Mental Prisoner for the reputation of lake elsinores most promanent citizens i say that with no respect to the citizens of the city of lake elsinore again T.I. Manuel B.Vega lake elsinore california U.S.A. you can find this comment on a web site for the Bio ethics Committee in Washington D.C. my only regrett is that i did not find there web site until after they conviened thank you for allowing my comment


MANUEL B. VEGA vegamanuel4@yahoo.com 5 years ago

IM JUST GOING TO LEAVE A SHORT MESSEGE ON BEHALF OF THE TARGETED INDAVIGUALS BEING SUBJECTED TO ELIGAL BRAIN IMPLANTATION AND STILL CAN NOT FIND LEGAL ASSISTENCE WE ALL SALUTE YOU FOR LEAVEING MY COMMENTS SERIOUSLY & SINCERLY T.I. MANUEL B. VEGA U.S.A.


Manuel B.Vega 5 years ago

Soon I will be leaveing for Seattle I took out a 1000 loan on my harley Iam a seasonal fisherman when I can find employment the main reason Im leaveing this comment i am in search of a author to help me write my story as a targeted indavigual and a brain implant victim since i can not find a pro-bono attorny to help me with my case so that i can expose the city of lake elsinore as the gang stalking communitee in an open court id like to expose them in a book i will take full responsebility for any and all materal written in the book once the book begins too sell i will take those proceeds and finance my legal fees for my case since i will be working on the baring straight i can finance an attorny if i find a attorny willing to take my case my case can be won thanks again for letting me post here T.I. Manuel B.Vega U.S.A. P.S.once I find out witch boat I'll be working on I will leave a boat address here plus I Will check my email from time to time thanks again


TI Manuel B.Vega USA 4 years ago

I know its been a while but the address to the boat i will be working on my name frist then c/o n.glacier then P.O. Box 920207,Dutch,Harbor,AK.99692 as i asked befor if theres any one who would care to help on the writeing of my book as liveing as a targeted indavigual & a brain implanted victim i would greatly apprechiate your assestence or if there are any attornies that would help me in exposeing the perpatrators of the city of lake elsinore for the mental atrosities i have endurered i will have some money i would relinguish to get my case off the ground i do have not in my possision but i have the inichial case # filed with the bremerton police department also while i was screened threw the security check at ontario airport they had a brand new body scanner that was not there last i seen the implant on there screen i asked security if i could have a copy of the picture and he said it was not possible i seen the buttons on my levies and something very simular at the base of my scull where theres a lump its the size of a dime maybe a little larger ive made contact with other TIs conected with FFCH they know of two men that have some type of medfical backround and are giveing people free body scans for proof of helping them get there case's in a court of law i plan on going to chicago then on to cincinatee ohio to have my body scaned what i seen at the airport just gives me all the more encuregement thank you for allowing me to post my comments on your web site we the mentaly enslaved with in the borders of the US all salute you Miss Pamela Anderson T.I. Manuel B.Vega U.S.A.

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