Pig Sty of the Oprah - A Daisy May Musical


Pig Sty does Opera in Oprah

Man in the Can turned Rapper P-Sty astonished the music world and his fans today on the Oprah Winfrey show. He spoke candidly about his chartbusting Platinum record Yo Daisy- May and how it was inspired by his relationship with his ex Daisy May.

He charted the ups and downs of his love life that inspired his latest venture. With his friend and collaborator Docmo, he appeared on the Oprah show to promote his new Redneck Musical ' Pig Sty of the Oprah'.

"Ah been dun wrong, Oprah. Ah shone nuthin but lurve for mah gurl Daisy Mae. But she's shone nuthin but spite"

Oprah asked him why he still carries a torch for his girl even though she has been slandering him in the tabloids.

"Ah ain't got no torch, Oprah. I do have a torch App on mah Ah-phone, Mah gurl has bin hurtin' - Ah hope this Moosikel shows her how much ah gone and loved her"

Oprah said that Daisy Mae has hooked up with the Mayor and that the couple have recently announced that they are getting married.

In a rare moment of emotional honesty, P-Sty showed tears in his eyes. " I gone written this song for her Oprah. I gone and poured mah emoshun all in this one. Ah hope one way or n'other this stops the rot. Cuz Oprah, that gurl shore knows Ahm inside her mahnd"

Daisy May  plays a Musical
Daisy May plays a Musical | Source

'Pig Sty of the Oprah'

(Sing to the tune of 'The Phantom of the Opera theme song - apologies to Musical lovers everywhere)

Daisy Mae:

Pig Sty darn sang to me

Don’t mean no thang to me

Darn voice sum pain to me, Fool shouts mah name

An’ I gon dun dreamed agin and lordy now I find

The Pig Sty of the Oprah is there

Insahd mah mahnd


Sing once agin wit me

Our courtin’ song

Mah power over yer darn stronger babe

An’ tho you call me a zit on yer butt an’ don’ preshate me

The Pig Sty of the Opera is there

Insahd yer mahnd

Daisy Mae:

Folk who have seen yer face

Gone dun been sick

And them thongs you wear…


Ah’ve lost a few….


Yer/My spirit and mah voice in one combahned

The Pig Sty of the Oprah is there

Insahd yer Mahnd


He’s the Pig Sty of the Oprah...

Daisy Mae:

Stinkin’ Pig Sty of the Oprah


Ah made them kids with yer

Ahm there pappy

Ah even darn gone and changed

Thar stinkin’ nappy

Daisy Mae:

Don't care bout their Pappy

Mah Mayer makes em happy


An’ in this redneck shack

Where ya drink yerself blind

The Pig Sty of the Opera

Is there/here inside yer/mah mahnd...


Sing, mah angel of moosic!

Sing, mah angel of moosic!


-Mohan Kumar-

Daisy May goes pumpin'
Daisy May goes pumpin' | Source

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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

Docmo - God leurves a trier and P-Sty is certainly tryin' Love the 'torch' app reference - how's he got all a them mod cons in the prison? I bet he's doin' a degree with th'Open University n'all.

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Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

Bravo! she says clapping! lol! loved the, Folk who have seen yer face

Gone dun been sick

And them thongs you wear!

haha! brilliant, your a maestro of the Daisy May chronicles! oh and the opera! haha! brilliant!

Shared with hubs, and voted up!

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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Ah gotta say, ya does alright for sumone that has a wee bit of en accent! Pertinert fixin' ta come ova en shake yer hand on thissin'! Took oneov muh fav'rite song en dance shows en made it all proper en such! Good Job! Now, iffin' ya cud do tha same ta Damn Yankees, ah'd salute ya!

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Janine Huldie 4 years ago from New York, New York

This was great Docmo. Quite enjoyed your little stint on Oprah. Loved your song too. you really are brilliant and so damn talented on this series. Yet again amazed and very much loving it!! Have voted up, shared and of course tweeted!!

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suzettenaples 4 years ago from Taos, NM

Docmo: You have such a variety of writing talents. This is hilarious! The song is great. Thanks for entertaining us!

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LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

Ohhh, My favorite song is ruined! I will never listen to "Phantom of the Opera" the same way!! How can I get P-sty's song out of my mind now!! This is a riot! Very well written, enjoyed it a lot! Between this and Richard's news, I will forget my proper English!! LOL

voting up....

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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

To: Docmo

From: Prez & CeeEeeOh of The Grand Ole Opry

Dear Suh,

I be writin' tah tell yuh tha ya dun darn tootin' gud! Iffin' ya eveah be findin' yo'self in ah humble littl'o' town uh Nashville, y'all be shore'n stop by tuh visit nah, ya he-ah? We be lookin' ferward ta ya visitin'! Keep them opries a'cumm'n cuz they'z a good'n!

Yuh Most Adorin' Fan,

Melrose Bernard Ripshaw, The Fo'th

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bac2basics 4 years ago from Spain

Hi Docmo..Great hub and really funny stuff. I had of course seen effers Daisy Mae hub, but hadn´t got round to reading it, until I read yours , then went on to read her´s. I´m hooked on both now..really funny stuff, and I love the southern drawl. Voted up funny and awesome :)

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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

Docmo -

It's easy to see why ole Pig Sty is hooked forever,

That sweet Daisy Mae is one ole purty heifer.

Them pitchers is hot,

I kid you not!

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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

Doc-Mo! P-Sty! Pigsty! Oprah?? You were on Oprah and I am just now finding this out?? I'm envious. I always wanted to meet Oprah. One day if she calls you back for a follow up, will you be kind enough to hook up Sunshine? Thank you! ;)

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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

What a fun hub. I love it. Daisy May is my kind of woman, living life to the fullest and loving every minute. You are so gifted..Cheers

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Vellur 4 years ago from Dubai

Wow been on the Oprah!!! a great creation this Daisy May. Creative and enjoyed reading. Daisy May pictures are awesome!!! Voted up.

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tillsontitan 4 years ago from New York

Gosh darn Pig Sty...y'all need to sit down and talk things out with Daisy befo things go too far. Your opry was darn sweet but things is bad tween you two!

Funny, funny, stuff Mohan. voted up and funny.

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