Poems To Paris Hilton
Oh Paris Hilton!
Oh Paris Hilton!
You’re the epitome of our nation.
You reduce so many stupid idiots,
To sexual salivation.
How can I begin to tell you,
Of how much I’d like to sell you,
To sheiks, I imagine, in the wild Middle East,
And watch, as on your flesh, they feast?
Oh Paris! In error, they have named you,
Maligned and defamed you.
Paris, they call you, after the “City of Light”.
It’s so ironic! For you are ANYTHING but bright.
Your ancestors have screwed the very best.
And now you are here to screw the rest.
You’re the queen of American queens.
But, to me, you are the queen of the unclean.
But you will always get your gig.
People know that you are big.
Why David Lettermen thinks you’re hot.
You taste like candy, but you’re snot.
You are such a teacher though.
The ways of selfishness, you will show.
It takes days to celebrate your life.
While the entire world remains in strife.
While other men wish to nuzzle your neck,
And give those lips a lingering peck,
I would rather stick to my gut,
And French-kiss a baboon’s butt.
I see you have the world and its money.
I wish someone would smear you with honey,
Drop your ass out in a prison for men.
It would be a great way, to repent for your sins!
Take all these worldly Madonnas,
These spoiled brats, and primadonnas,
I say smear their asses with oleo or butter,
And toss them into the Black Hole of Calcutta!
~Micky Frickin’ Dee~
A few days ago, Paris Hilton celebrated her 30th birthday with an appearance on the "Late Show With David Letterman" and gushed about boyfriend Cy Waits - which gave the late night host plenty of ammo!
While chatting about her 11 different scents, including a cologne called,
Just Me For Men, Letterman poked fun at Paris'
love. I have some scents in mind when I think of Paris Hilton.
The reality star also plugged her new iPhone app during her appearance. This iPhone has a feature
which allows users to create photos with Paris
superimposed on the image. How lovely.
Paris laughed off Letterman's jokes, telling him, "I'm in an amazing relationship, we're about to have our one year anniversary."
She also said she's hoping to have kids in the future and explained that she's hoping to have "three of four."
Do you hear this world? Paris Hilton may, not only reproduce, but she may participate in the child's "parenting".
- Born: 17 February 1981
- Birthplace: United States
- Best Known As: Party-hopping Hilton Hotel heiress and super-slut.
Paris was first known to the tabloids as "Paris the Heiress". She is the great-granddaughter of hotel magnate Conrad Hilton, granddaughter of Barron Hilton, grand-niece of Nicholas Conrad "Nicky" Hilton (the one-time husband of Elizabeth Taylor) and daughter of real estate magnate Rick Hilton. Hilton went from party-hopping socialite to self-made entertainment brand early in the 21st century.
Hilton also had scrapes with the law: in September of 2006 she was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving, and was given probation after pleading guilty to reckless driving. She was sent to jail in June 2007 after violating her probation by driving with a suspended license. Hilton's younger sister Nicky is also a well-known socialite.
Hilton's jail was the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California, near Los Angeles. She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was reduced to 23 days for good behavior. She entered jail on the evening of 3 June 2007 and, in a surprise move, was released by the sheriff on the morning of 7 June 2007 for what a Sheriff's Department spokesman said were medical reasons. The next day, however, the judge said he had not agreed to her release and ordered Hilton back to jail. She was released just after midnight on 26 June 2007... Hilton became engaged to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis in May of 2005; however, the two Parises broke off their engagement later that year... The Simple Life was cancelled by Fox in 2005. The E! cable network then picked up the show for 2006 and 2007... By coincidence, the original Green Acres starred Eva Gabor, the sister of Zsa Zsa Gabor, who was married to Paris Hilton's great-grandfather Conrad Hilton... A similar reality-type show of 2003, Rich Girls, starred fashion fortune heiress Ally Hilfiger...
Hilton was in the news in 2003 when a home video of her cavorting with former boyfriend Rick Salomon was published online; the tape was reportedly made in 2000. Salomon has been married to actresses Shannen Doherty, Elizabeth Daily, and Pamela Anderson.
I'll take just a moment- as many of you might -to say- "YUCK"!
The video was released by Salomon shortly before Hilton's TV series The Simple Life debuted, causing a media sensation. When Hilton stated publicly that she was "out of it," didn't know what she was doing during the taping of the video and did not approve its public release, she sued Salomon for defamation. Hilton then countersued Salomon over the release of the tape, settling out of court in July 2005. According to reports, Hilton was awarded as much as $400,000 and planned to donate a percentage to charity.
In a 2006 interview with the British edition of GQ magazine, Hilton stated: "I never received a dime from the video. It's just dirty money and (Salomon) should give it all to some charity for the sexually abused or something. To be honest, I don't even think about it any more."
The original video, and copies of the DVD, are still circulating on the Internet and can be legally seen on several sites.
The video received the AVN
Awards in 2005 for "Best Selling Title of the Year," "Best
Renting Title of the Year" and "Best Overall Marketing Campaign –
Individual Project." -I guess this is something that is VOTED FOR- in some fashion!
The DVD titled 1 Night in Paris is distributed by Red Light District, a production company that produces and distributes higher-end pornographic videos.
It is one of the most explicit celebrity sex videos, showing clear _______ penetration, ___________ and ________ with full ___ shot.
The video also features Hilton interrupting sex to answer her mobile phone, which led to a number of parodies.
SO! Many of you fools will be "in search of Paris STUPIDITY and IMMORALITY"!
AND- many of you vote too!
Well Paris has a new TV show that many Americans will be watching. Americans, who will say stupid stuff about people in other countries like, "They hate democracy! They hate OUR way of life!"
Well Americans, if Paris Hilton and her ilk are the American "way of life", put Micky Dee down as hating it too!
Paris and Fame
From out of nowhere she came.
A pornographic video was her fame.
Her popularity grew near and far,
As the world adores another porn star.
She makes her living as a “party girl”,
While fires rage around the world.
Desires on fire she did enflame.
No despicable acts will ever defame.
What will the future be able to tell,
About these times and these Jezebels?
When there is money, there is no shame.
This whore gives whores a bad name.
Her ultimate talent is merely sin,
And with the world’s media, she “rubs it in”.
What price is Paris Hilton’s fame?
She gives prostitutes a bad name.
What would Paris say to the hungry and ill?
“Have an orgy! Have a drink! Take a pill!”
And what will be her ultimate aim?
She gives America and the world a bad name.
And just how low can America go?
Shmollywood gives her another reality show.
It’s just more and more of the same!
And Paris gives Hollywood a stinky name.
Her words for those with wolves at their door?
“Take my advice on “how to be a whore!”
What else for the poor, for heaven’s sake?
She says, “Let them eat a $3,000 cake!”
~Micky Frickin' Dee~
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