Popular Names People Give to Stuff in Their House

Have you ever been to a friend's house and noticed that they've assigned names to all their stuff? Some people feel so connected with their possessions that they make up pet names or cute names relating to popular culture references or famous people.

You can still be friends with these folks. We present a decidedly not comprehensive list of Popular Names People Give to Stuff in Their House. Some of the stuff is outside the house, but you get the idea.

Chairy Grant
Chairy Grant
Clark Table
Clark Table
Beddy Lamar
Beddy Lamar
Sir Roger Bannister
Sir Roger Bannister
Jimmy Buffet
Jimmy Buffet
Stonewall Jackson
Stonewall Jackson
Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay Culkin

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Niteriter 7 years ago from Canada

You have brought me great comfort with this Hub. I thought I was the only soul in the universe who meditated on material such as this and rested on the seventh day knowing that it was good. Now that there are two of us I think we should start a religion.


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nicomp 7 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

@Niteriter: I'm just glad someone is reading this stuff. :)


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jiberish 7 years ago from florida

Let me add my George Forman grill to the list. :)


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Rochelle Frank 7 years ago from California Gold Country

Chair Man Mao

Sonnyand Chair

Chair L. Ladd

Andre Couch

Sofa Lauren


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nicomp 7 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

@Rochelle Frank: Wonderful! Thanks.


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nicomp 7 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

@jiberish: The George Foreman Grill is funny on so many levels. Well done!


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Rochelle Frank 7 years ago from California Gold Country

You inspired me to write a very silly hub of my own. Questanswers.


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RTalloni 6 years ago from the short journey

Suzuki R. Cava

Patty Cane

Six Salmon Rugs

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