Pregnant Celebrity Pictures
Getting pregnant has become all the rage in Hollywood! Nothing brings good PR these days like being with child. Cynics might say that these ladies became pregnant just to get some extra press, however I'm pretty sure in some cases it was just an accident.
What's that you say? Maybe they got pregnant because they loved their partners and wanted to express that love in the form of a child that would carry their memory and genetic make up into yet unknown future? Hm. Possibly. But enough with the philosophy, bring on the pictures.
Demi Moore made celebrity pregnancies cool by showing that you could be pregnant and still be a sex symbol. Or something. I forget what the actual point of her getting her gear off whilst she was heavily pregnant actually was, but she revolutionized the industry when she had those pictures taken. After these, pregnant women no longer had to hide their burgeoning bodies under clothing, instead of being objects of shame they became highly sought after commodities. When Jessica Alba announced her pregnancy she is reported to have turned down three offers of nude photo shoots to be taken when she was seven months pregnant.
Well, as adorable as her two boys are, I think it's safe to say most of us wish she hadn't gotten pregnant at all. It didn't do much for her career, her body, or most importantly, her mind. Oh yeah, and she did the nude pregnant cover too, though that turned out to be fairly restrained considering her later behavior.
Jamie Lynn Spears
What can you really say about a teen pregnancy that probably resulted from statutory rape? Those crazy Spears girls, whatever will they be up to next. Jamie made a million dollars from selling her story and pictures of the baby when she was only three months pregnant, so you might call her loose, but you can't say she's not entrepreneurial.
Nicole Richie actually looked a lot better pregnant than she did before. The added pounds, extra curves, and pregnant lady glow gave her a natural beauty that had been severely lacking in the skeletal times before she hooked up with Hillary Duff's ex.
I'm not sure exactly what happened to Salma Hayek whilst she was pregnant, but it looked like she had a pretty rough time there with what looked to be the biggest baby anyone has ever carried in the history of all mankind.
The miracle of Katie Holmes' pregnancy wasn't so much that she got pregnant, but more the unbelievable cuteness of little Suri Cruise. Tom has other children as well, but since Suri came along, well it seems like they might as well not exist. Perhaps Xenu has them.
Christina Aguilera got naked whilst she was pregnant even though it had already been done before. Interestingly enough she continued to look like a plastic doll all the way through the pregnancy. Is that the result of photoshop, too much make up, or a rare skin condition? I couldn't tell you.
Poor Halle Berry had a hell of a time during her pregnancy, receiving threats against her life and the life of her unborn child from extreme racists who had a big problem with the fact that the father of her child was white.
Jennifer Lopez wears fur and supports the torture of cute little fuzzy animals. Therefore she is evil and I don't like her. Marc Anthony did eventually manage to knock her up however, and apparently they are having twins. Let's hope she doesn't see how soft their skin is and try and turn them into gloves or something.
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