The Lesbian S&M Secrets Of Angelina Jolie
Dude, that's her brother!
Angelina Jolie is well known for her wild ways, her dabbling in the dark and dangerous, and her alternative take on sex and love, that is, until now. The beauty is now claiming that Brad has 'cured' her of her desires for both sex with women, and S&M. Angelina is quoted as saying: "I've never hidden my bisexuality. But since I've been with Brad, there's no longer a place for that or S&M in my life."
Is she telling the truth? Or is she just a little faint from hunger? Let's take a walk down Angelina's memory lane of the weird and kinky.
She's certainly never been shy about her sexual proclivities, which means that we fortunately have this, Angelina on stabbing people during sex:
"I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn't feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I'd cut myself. I have a lot of scars. It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened."
Hm, what else is there to consider? Oh yes, brother kissing. You may remember the infamous lip lock from a few years back when Angelina and her brother James Haven looked more like lovers than siblings. This is what her brother had to say about the kiss:
´I´m so close to Angie it´s like I´ve already got the perfect woman in my life and it´s hard for anyone else to live up to that... She´s always been very protective of me with regards to my romantic life, which I love She wants me to be with the right woman. When you come from a divorced home, divorce is what you desperately want to avoid. ´Maybe I haven´t found the right woman because my sister is too picky for me. Any woman has to go through two filters, me and then my sister. ´m a perfectionist by nature. Then, because I´m so close to Angie it´s like I´ve already got the perfect woman in my life and it´s hard for anyone else to live up to that´
I wonder how Brad would feel if they kissed like that now, or maybe Angelina needs to add something else to the list of things she no longer feels the need to do that now she is with Brad...
And last, but certainly not least, we have the final word from Jenny Shimizu, the beautiful Japanese model and actress who had an on again/off again relationship with Angelina over the course of ten years:
"She loves danger and dabbling in the dark side, Angelina is an unbelievable lesbian lover. That ´s where she gets her kicks -- not playing happy family with one man," she added. She loves women too much. It´s like a drug and she was hooked."
Even with the adoption of a rainbow family, and the scoring of uber hunk Brad Pitt, I have a strange feeling that we haven't seen the last of Angelina's wild side. There are whips and chains just itching to get out of that closet.
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