Snappy Comebacks to Stupid Insults

People love to try to get your goat. Maybe you made a mistake, or maybe you just happen to be in someone's way. Maybe you rub them the wrong way, or maybe you rub them the right way and they don't want to admit it.

That's okay. Don't let them get to you. When somebody insults you, come back with one of my snappy answers:

  • Insult: "You're a jerk!"
  • Comeback: "Noun or verb?"
  • Insult: "Loser!"
  • Comeback: "Umpire!"
  • Insult: "You have no class!"
  • Comeback: "You are no teacher!"
  • Insult: "Get a life."
  • Comeback: "Get a death."
  • Insult: "You have no friends."
  • Comeback: "I have no problems."
  • Insult: "You smell."
  • Comeback: "You see."
  • Insult: "You're a worm."
  • Comeback: "You're humus."
  • Insult: "Drive much?"
  • Comeback: "Sorry, sir. The chauffeur was off today."
  • Insult: "You're stupid."
  • Comeback: "As an abstract concept?"
  • Insult: "You have no idea what you're doing!"
  • Comeback: "You have no idea what I'm doing, either!"
  • Insult: "You don't know what you're talking about!"
  • Comeback: "That's not fair. I know what you're talking about."
  • Insult: "You're ridiculous!"
  • Comeback: "I'm unique."
  • Insult: "You're incompetent."
  • Comeback: "How can you tell?"
  • Insult: "You're an a**h*le!"
  • Comeback: "That's right. I am absolutely essential."
  • Insult: "You're a fool!"
  • Comeback: "No fooling?"
  • Insult: "Your writing sucks."
  • Comeback: "Well, I guess you read it, eh?"

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Frieda Babbley 7 years ago from Saint Louis, MO

"You're a worm" "You're hummus"

Hysterically grand! Great list.


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shibashake 7 years ago

lol - this is a really good list. Too bad my mind often goes blank when I am upset. I need ONE good line, that I can apply to any situation. Tears also seem to work well, especially with men :)


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States Author

I'm thinking maybe I enjoy myself a little too much, Frieda?

Tears are great, Shiba. Shuts 'em right up.


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MexicaliBill 7 years ago from Puerto Vallarta

I used to have a book from the publishers of Mad magazine when I was a kid. It was called "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions." I like to think it helped make me the sarcastic PITA that I am today. Ah, those influencial early years. I am concerned though about your ability to list all these insults so quickly. It must just be from overhearing them used on others I am sure.


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eovery 7 years ago from MIddle of the Boondocks of Iowa

Nice hub, I wish I had this to go with my Classy Insult hub,

Keep on Hubbing!


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Hawkesdream 7 years ago from Cornwall

Insult: You're drunk

Comeback: You're ugly, but I'll be sober in the morning.


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fishskinfreak2008 7 years ago from Fremont CA

"You're a jerk" is the best one. Thumbs up


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Teresa McGurk 7 years ago from The Other Bangor

funnnny stuff -- i gotta print this and carry it with me


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sharrie69 7 years ago from Trinidad (an island in the Caribbean)

I think my favourite snappy comeback was my mother in law's when a really nasty guy told her to "FU*K you"

She said..."You have to have a penis to do that sir"

Now THAT deserves a medal (and if you know my mom in law you'd never BELIEVE that came out of her mouth..very propper lady who speaks the Queen's english) She had us ALL flabergasted!

Funny post Tom!


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needful things 7 years ago from Poland

"Get a Death"... this is a cool comeback... hahahahaha!!!


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Ivorwen 7 years ago from Hither and Yonder

I am absolutely essential! -- My dad loved to point out little facts like that. :)

I'm no good at comebacks, but I love them just the same.


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Peggy W 7 years ago from Houston, Texas

Really funny comebacks! You have me smiling...


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States Author

Glad you all enjoyed. After three days hard exercise (for me) I spend two days in a car with part of the fam. Oooh, I'm hurtin'.

I, too, loved Mad Magazine, Bill!

Oh, Hawkesdream, that is a classic!

Thank you, Fish! I like the noun or verb comeback best, too. It's adaptable.

Teresa! Thank you for the one-armed comment! You continue to be my hero.

Sharrie, there are so many times when the person you least expect comes back with the best of them! That's really excellent.

Thanks, Needful. I really gave myself a chuckle over that one.

Ivorven, I am no good at comebacks either, except in the virtual world!

Glad you enjoyed, Peggy!

Eovery, please post a link here to your classy insult hub!


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Feline Prophet 7 years ago from India

Hehe, another of your great lists! I must try and remember these!


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States Author

They're at least as fun to make as they are to read!


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earnestshub 7 years ago from Melbourne Australia

Good fun Tom.


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feeweewv 7 years ago from Between A Dream And Reality

LOL... a good morning laugh.. thanks


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States Author

Mission accomplished! Thanks Feewee!


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feeweewv 7 years ago from Between A Dream And Reality

insult: You're a cheap a** mother fu**er...

Comeback: I'm not cheap, I'm poor... so poor, when you came in my house and dropped your cigarette, the roaches came out clapping their hands and stomping their feet, chanting thank the Lord we got heat


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States Author

That's pretty awesome, Feewee!


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Darrell Roberts 7 years ago

Great Hub Tom,

Witty and classy.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine

You want to go out sometime?

Sorry, not drunk enough to find you attractive.


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States Author

Thank you, Darrell!

Ha, ouch, Cindy. Here, have a drink...


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine

lol, okay my break is over, back to packing...


Whikat 7 years ago

LOL, this one is my favorite Insult: "You're incompetent."

Comeback: "How can you tell?" I will be able to use that one. :-)


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States Author

Ha, I like that one, too. It's truly passive-aggressive!


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JamaGenee 7 years ago from Central Oklahoma

Comment from a super-ego jock to the twenty-ish cocktail waitress while sitting with four friends: "[Jama], what you need is a man."

Comeback: "Do you know any?"

Super-ego's friends fell off their chairs laughing. 

Until that moment, my mind always went blank when a snappy comeback was needed.  After that, noooo prob.  ;D


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States Author

That's a good one LOL

It's so difficult to have the presence of mind to have the snappy comeback. Whenever I manage it I count it as a personal triumph.


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Randy Behavior 7 years ago from Near the Ocean

How did I miss this one? Another great list. And so much better than - it takes one to know one!


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States Author

Ha ha, or "I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you." I mean, the meter doesn't even work!


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raiderfan 7 years ago from Arizona


Am I dead, yet? 7 years ago

"you have no friends--I have no problems" pure classic!


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States Author

My personal fave:

"You have no class!"

"You are no teacher!"


7 years ago

insult from a man :

Nice shirt, does it come in men sizes ?

Why ? looking for a present for your boyfriend ?


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brightforyou 6 years ago from Florida

snigger, snigger... some good ones here Tom ~ thanks!


hilary 6 years ago

Lol! you're brilliant.


naomi 6 years ago

it really helped me to read your list


Caitlinn.x 6 years ago

Right, if someone ever calls you a bitch, reply saying

"A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature and nature is BEAUTIFUL, so thanks"

Works everytime ;D


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Michael Shane 6 years ago from Gadsden, Alabama

That's some good stuff!


Sumer 6 years ago

haha freaking awesome nice one :)


ryan 6 years ago

thos are dumb, There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize your like that with coming up with retarded come backs


KrisseGirl 6 years ago

Here are a few of my own favs!

1. I'm busy, can I ignore you some other time?

2. Shock me, say something intellengent (or keep talking, you might say something intellenget one day!)

3. Hello there! Did somebody leave your cage door open?

4. I'd call you an idiiot, but that'd be an insult to all stupid people.

5. Hi! I'm a human, what are you?

6. Can I ask you a question? (Suuure...) As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

7. Are you always this arigent (stupid, mean, annoying, ect.) or are you making a speicl effort today??

8. I do whatever my rice kryspcs tell me to do...

9. I refuse to have a battle of wits with the un-armed!

10. You're just jealous because the vioces are talking to me

11. I'll try to be nicer when you try to be smarter!

12. I see you've set aside that specil time to annoy me (or humliate yourself in public, lol!)

13. He deosn't know the meaning of fear... but then again he doesn't know the meani ng of a lot of words...

I really hope this helps! Also, I make falsh cards to help me remember them, seriosly! Now everyone thinks I'm quick and witty!

Krissie


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Tom Rubenoff 6 years ago from United States Author

Precious. Truly precious. Thank you.


MW 6 years ago

This will help me


tinklebell 6 years ago

do you mind if i post those comebacks on fb? coz i'd love 2! and i am.. so.. if you don't.. urm.. sozzy. i'll post ur name soo you can get the watcha ma call it... the.... the.... the... well. people know its u. :D


Izzy 6 years ago

Personally I think saying "So's Your Face" after any direct insult like "You're ugly.", is pretty effective.


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Tom Rubenoff 6 years ago from United States Author

Something could help you, MW? JK.

Post all ya want, Tinklebell.

"So's your mom" works good too, unless you're disrespecting a sibling. Then it is mechanically unsound.


Jmame 6 years ago

Okay these are so funny ! Can i post them too ?

What i tent to use is 'save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date'

lol x


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Tom Rubenoff 6 years ago from United States Author

Sure, Jmame. If you link back to the original I would appreciate it. :)


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SamboRambo 5 years ago from Salt Lake City, Utah

I found you by pushing the 'suggest links' button. You're now linked from my own hub named "Become Quick-witted Overnight."


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Tom Rubenoff 5 years ago from United States Author

The "Suggest Link" tool is a handy one. Thank you!


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Stan Fletcher 5 years ago from Nashville, TN

•Insult: "You're an a**h*le!"

•Comeback: "That's right. I am absolutely essential."

I wish I didn't have to admit that this one will come in handy for me on numerous occasions. Great hub.


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Tom Rubenoff 5 years ago from United States Author

Beats getting angry. Anyway it's good to be controversial! Thank you


madaline Paulsen 5 years ago

insult: your ugly

comeback: quit talking to yourself.


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Tom Rubenoff 5 years ago from United States Author

I resemble that remark.

Good one!


joe 5 years ago

How about one for "Wrong......again"? and it's coming from a holy roller


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Tom Rubenoff 5 years ago from United States Author

That's an easy one.

"No... still."


Noa B 5 years ago

My 2 favorite come backs:

1. "You are so stupid"

"Well unlike you, atleast I have a brain"

2. "Your fat"

"Well when you go near the ocean the whales start singing 'We are family'"


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Tom Rubenoff 5 years ago from United States Author

Hey, I've got competition. :)


jmax 5 years ago

very funny jokes fav 1 is i'm busy can i ignore you some other time?


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Tom Rubenoff 5 years ago from United States Author

Thank you! That's a good one


Katlyn 5 years ago

haha these are awesome!


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Tom Rubenoff 5 years ago from United States Author

No! YOU are!

Thank you :)


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Annie Aneesch 5 years ago from Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

dear Tom..

what'd be the comeback of Insult: aggressive ....?


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Tom Rubenoff 5 years ago from United States Author

That's an easy one.

Insult: "You're so aggressive!"

Comeback: "Shut up and get out of my way!"


hugh jass 5 years ago

you'r mum is a poopy-bum-head

YOU'R MUM


hugh jass 5 years ago

you remind me of that fat italian guy from kick-ass

i think you'r mistaken, i am the fat italian guy from kick-ass


hugh jass 5 years ago

what's the diffrence between your mum and a killer whale?

about 20 pounds!


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Tom Rubenoff 5 years ago from United States Author

Nice material, Hugh J'. I'll have to use the next time I'm alone. :D


I love Justin Bieber 5 years ago

*giggles* I'm gonna marry this Tom guy.. Jkayss.


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Tom Rubenoff 5 years ago from United States Author

Too funny, too funny :)


Rae 5 years ago

Me and my sister have little comeback wars all the time, to keep us sharp for a real life incident. Unfortunately, until recently, all we had were lame animal comments. For example, my sister has a hook-ish kind of nose, so I would respond to her ugly comments by calling her a toucan. It worked for a while, but then got old. . . She broke the pattern by looking up "How to make witty remarks" so now im making a list of good one I hear and find. This list went right on it, Thanks so much! and PS, these are a few I found someone might be able to use.

Well theres a clever answer

"Well, I'm now thoroughly convinced of your ignorance in the matter."

do you want to lie down? You look stressed. . .

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this list doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.(good with a sibling or family)

Earth is full. Go home.

Cancel my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

“We are so alike in some ways, aren’t we?” (This witty comeback is particularly effective if someone has made an insulting remark about your weight.)

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

sorry for the long post!


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Tom Rubenoff 5 years ago from United States Author

You and your sister have a special relationship. I have that with my younger sister, too. We love to laugh. Now, since we are more than a thousand miles apart, we perhaps laugh less - which is too bad by any standard, I think.

My favorite of the ones you shared: "Earth is full. Go home." :)


funnygirl 5 years ago

I love what you wrote it makes me want to insult ppl more lol jk jk

Dont you hate when someone says your mom all the time here's a comeback"My mom is a nune she told me she saw yours on a couner on the street she tried to help her but thy wasn't enough change to do it."


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Tom Rubenoff 5 years ago from United States Author

That's pretty funny, funnygirl. The moms game usually ends up vile, so I usually stick out my lower lip and say, "You know, I never had a mom." That usually shuts them down.


Eron:) 4 years ago

Me and my uncle have always had comeback wars since I was old enough to talk, my family have always said i'm to smart for my own good a few i use fit for any occasion:

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

You! Off my planet!

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Do I look like a people person to you?

Oh I get it. Like humour, but different.........

Who crapped in your cornflakes?

I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth.

When did you decide i cared about your opiniun?

I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of crap.

Go jump off the world

I have loads more but its hard to think of neutral jokes:L


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Tom Rubenoff 4 years ago from United States Author

Very nice. I'll have to dump these - excuse me, I mean add these to my collection :)

Thank you!


funnygirl 4 years ago

yeah i usually do that too but i have alot of jokes but barely any mama jokes so i coming up with them


vanessa-anne george ♥♥♥ 4 years ago

lol this is hilarious!!! how do you come up with these?

and the a$$hol3 one is perfect!!!! thx sooo much!

(my sister always calls me that and i dunno wut to say so i just ignore)

once again thx :)


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Tom Rubenoff 4 years ago from United States Author

Thank you, I am so glad you enjoyed! A good comeback can make your antagonist think. Oooh, they hate that. :)


mikaap 4 years ago

what if someone is laughing at you??


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Tom Rubenoff 4 years ago from United States Author

The best comeback is to look at them tolerantly as if they are a two year old. The second best comeback is to laugh at them laughing at you. The third best comeback is to say, "Yay! My comedy routine is a hit!"


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Cookies are bliss 4 years ago from I know this one, um......don't tell me...

Friend was given credit to this.

Person: blahblahblah so this happened and blahblah I wasn't able to make it in time blahblah (excuses excuses)

You: *sneeze/cough* I'm sorry, I'm just allergic to BULLSHIT! :b


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Tom Rubenoff 4 years ago from United States Author

I think I was talking and then someone used that one on me! Thank you, Cookies!


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Cookies are bliss 4 years ago from I know this one, um......don't tell me...

Anytime.


Carisse21 4 years ago

what if someone calls you short?


Ed 4 years ago

Office fun... Can you close my door and be on the other side of it...


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Tom Rubenoff 4 years ago from United States Author

Short? I'm sorry. Would you like to help me be longer?

Can I close your door? I don't know. Sounds complicated.


tikitiki 4 years ago

See,this is the situation-

ME(To one of my friend's compliment to my pic ,which is :Well, i'm not surprised)--Aren't you kind?...:)

Other annoying friend of mine := Yes,she is!

What do you think my comeback should be Tom?

P.S-I'm thinking of replying with this-'I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.'

I want something better.


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Tom Rubenoff 4 years ago from United States Author

I would probably say something like, "Yes, she is really, really kind. She actually found something nice to say about you one time, I think."


Ashley 4 years ago

My friend uses this comeback on me when I stick my young out at her she says no thanks I use toilet paper how do I counter that


Ashley 4 years ago

Soo sorry I meant to say tongue the phone corrected me


J.Turner 4 years ago

My Grandfather wanted to get married once more and most of my family members were against it. The conversation goes like this:

I would say: "Well, age is nothing but a number..."

My smartass brother: "Yeah in granpa's case, a big, big number."

Then Grandpa comes and shocks everyone, "Well woman did always prefer it big..."

And then another time when my colleague though it funny to pull me down in front of a group of girls.

"Hey J, I seen apes with more pretty arses than your face."

I would reply, "I'm glad you attended your family reunion!"

That day went pretty smoothly afterwards...


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Tom Rubenoff 4 years ago from United States Author

Hi Ashley, I guess I would look really disappointed and say, "Aw, darn. Are you sure?"


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Tom Rubenoff 4 years ago from United States Author

Nice. Quick wit, there, JT! :)


sachini 4 years ago

Oh My Gosh! this is Histerical! It is awesom. I love this damn website.


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Tom Rubenoff 4 years ago from United States Author

It has drawn a crowd. Thanks for stopping by, Sachini!


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Tom Koecke 4 years ago from Tacoma, Washington

Are you trying to be an [idiot, a$$h0!e, jerk] or does it come naturally?

Great hub and comments!


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Tom Rubenoff 4 years ago from United States Author

Thank you, and a good one, too!

But I would retort, "Yes. How am I doing?" :)


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jessica.written. 4 years ago from Flagstaff, Arizona

SO good. taking negative and making them look foolish by being clever and positive :) loved it


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Tom Rubenoff 4 years ago from United States Author

Wait! I can be as negative as the next guy! JK. :)


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jessica.written. 4 years ago from Flagstaff, Arizona

haha such a joker


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Tom Rubenoff 4 years ago from United States Author

Seriously. :)


legs2 4 years ago

hood advice i used all ready on my brothers


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Tom Rubenoff 4 years ago from United States Author

... and lived to tell the tale! Fantastic. :)


Baseball 426 4 years ago

I get all my comebacks from my dad such as " just shut up and leave me alone." and then I just walk away. If that just doesn't work, I'd say" hey I'd would like to go back and forth like this, but I'd be wasting time."


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Tom Rubenoff 4 years ago from United States Author

To your first response I would reply, "If I leave you alone, how will you know if I shut up or not?"

To your second response I would say, "But how do you manage to play ping-pong?"

Otherwise I would say your responses would be very effective ;)


sukhit 4 years ago

gutum yiyin


Chopstick 4 years ago

Hi! Awesome list there. Need some witty reply/comeback help. I have a friend who just commented that my cousin is very pretty and that I look like her, but she is prettier. She's the number 1, while I'm number 2 she said. I admit my cousin is really pretty and I love her. I just hate it when someone compares you and says it to your face.


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Tom Rubenoff 4 years ago from United States Author

That is a tough one. Let's see...

"You're pretty, but your cousin is prettier than you."

"Really? I was just thinking how much prettier she is than you! We think alike!"


Trollston 4 years ago

Insult: Get a life!

Comeback: I'm a gamer; I have lots of lives.


Trollston 4 years ago

@tom Better one:

Should I take that as an insult or a tip?


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Tom Rubenoff 4 years ago from United States Author

Those are both awesome! Thanks, Trollston!


Hula girl 123 4 years ago

Funny


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Tom Rubenoff 4 years ago from United States Author

Thank you, Hula Girl! :)


ChessBabe 4 years ago

If your face was on fire, I would stomped it out, and that would be an improvement

If you were a body of water, you'd be a kiddie pool.


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Tom Rubenoff 4 years ago from United States Author

My replies:

"I understand and respect your desire to make my face look like yours."

"If I were a kiddie pool, you would be a bacteria longing in vain to be allowed in."


zaynmaliklover 3 years ago

These r cool


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Tom Rubenoff 3 years ago from United States Author

You honor me :)


Anhony Etienne 3 years ago

here's one

insult: u want beef

comeback: nah i am a vegetarian


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Tom Rubenoff 3 years ago from United States Author

Nice! Or,

"You and me, we're gonna go."

"No thanks. I think I'll stay. It's kind of nice here."


Anthony Etienne 3 years ago

my friend

insult: ure face look like stool

comeback: wa doh come out of you bum chin


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Tom Rubenoff 3 years ago from United States Author

I think I would say something like, "Clearly my face is fertilizer for your imagination. I am glad you are grateful for it."


johnsmithismyname 3 years ago

all of these are just to corny to use, thanks for trying tho....


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Tom Rubenoff 3 years ago from United States Author

"... too comy (amusing, laugh provoking) to use..." you say? You needn't feel that way. Even a sad and boring person like you can use my comy prose if you like. Be my guest. :D


Katlyn 2 years ago

These are amazing! I'm not usually good with comebacks and this stuff is just the material I'm looking for. Thanks!


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Tom Rubenoff 2 years ago from United States Author

Thank you, Katlyn! It is very difficult to make a snappy comeback to a compliment. Hey, I think that might be one! Thanks again.


Cat 2 years ago

1 Ha, I've heard snappier comebacks just by eating a bowl of rice krispies

2 I would ask how old you are but you probably can't count that high

3 you ain't no ones fool, so let's put you up for adoption

4 not my circus not my monkeys

5 being offended is a choice and I chose not to be offended so your words are clearly no match fool!


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Tom Rubenoff 2 years ago from United States Author

Nice stuff, Katz. Love to get some play.

1. A grown person eating Rice Krispies - that's just too funny. I can't beat that.

2. I don't know my age because they invented numbers after I was born.

3. Daddy!

4. Not your monkeys? I think we need some DNA testing.

5. I'm not offended either - we must be related! Daddy!!


Gavin 19 months ago

I have a better I've for you're an a**h**e

I'd rather be an a**h**e than the whole a**


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Tom Rubenoff 19 months ago from United States Author

Nice. That's right, if you're going to be something, be the most important part of it. Keep up the good work, there, pal.

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