Some People Seriously Have Verbal Diarrhoea!

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The Symptoms Of Verbal Diarrhoea

Verbal Diarrhoea is on the increase today, its becoming an epidemic as many people suffer from this syndrome, many of us have came into contact with such people in our lives who are suffering from this terrible condition.

The sufferer is colloquially known as a "Rent-a-mouth" or a "Motor Mouth" though there are a number of such terms for them, known of which can be written here on HP as it would cause a lot of problems with censorship etc...

1 - There is a uncontrollable urge for the sufferer to continuously say verbs

2- They have a chronic urge to write a book rather than explain something in a sentence

3- They cannot control their random thoughts and have to share them with everyone

4 - They speak their mind tactlessly causing a chain reaction and making people either laugh or cry after being unfairly told something they did not want to hear.

5 - Sometimes in really chronic cases the suffer may speak nothing but BS uncontrollably.

6 - They may talk too much, and input nothing but bigotry and ignorance, whilst thinking that they are legends for inputting something into a conversation.

With more advanced cases the sufferer may also show such symptoms as -

1 - Using fancy words to describe a simple message or using Jargon

2 - Having very few or no friends

3 - Discussing irrelevant topics

4 - Not having a life and is very miserable

These are but a few of the many symptoms associated with the condition however these are termed the main symptoms, so when your about on the forums or on facebook etc you may be able to identify a sufferer instantly with the knowledge gained from this hub..

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Top 5 Treatments For Verbal Diarrhoea

Unfortunately there is no cure to Verbal Diarrhoea Syndrome but there are a few ways to suppress the symptoms, here are my top 5 treatments....

1 - You could slap the sufferer across the face a few times

2 - You may consider pushing them under a bus, however I would avoid this one as it may be a bit drastic.

3 - Encourage them to join facebook and get a life.

4 - Taping the sufferers mouth shut so that he/she cannot annoy you any more.

5 - Limit their babbling to one sentence per day..

These symptoms have been known to work and are generally good at suppressing the vast number of symptoms to the condition.

I hope that you have enjoyed this hub and do look forward to hearing how you have aided some one with this condition :)

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alian346 profile image

alian346 4 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland

Sounds like me - apart from the friends (they're just as bad!) and life stuff - better get to the hospital fast!!

Hahahaha...............

Ian.


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calpol25 4 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner) Author

hahahahahahahah I suppose really were all slightly victims of it x :)


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alian346 4 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland

Slightly?

Ian.


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calpol25 4 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner) Author

Agreed slightly although some have been affected more severely than others lol :) x x


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Poohgranma 4 years ago from On the edge

Oh my! Not only do I know of a few cases, I may have caught this myself! I do it when I write too - the run ons, you know.

But a word of caution in the remedies you suggest. If you tape the mouth shut there may be spewing of bottled up wordage from any areas not fully covered or around the edges of the tape.

Also, if one must resort to pushing the poor bugger under a bus, they should be clearly tagged, as any other with a highly contagious disease, so that medical personal and rescue workers are sure to have their protective ear plugs in place when coming into contact!

Great write. Went so good with my morning coffee!


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calpol25 4 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner) Author

Hi poohgranma

I am so glad you enjoyed this hub, I like your advice "But a word of caution in the remedies you suggest. If you tape the mouth shut there may be spewing of bottled up wordage from any areas not fully covered or around the edges of the tape." It had to be repeated, I love it lol :) We are as bad as each other hahahah :) x


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Poohgranma 4 years ago from On the edge

We are a pair! One old, one young, on male, one female, but both incurably nutz!


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calpol25 4 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner) Author

But were good with it, and being nutz has its uses on HP

I have come up with a slogan for them - I think they may enjoy :)

"You dont have to be crazy to write here, but if you are it helps"

What do you think???


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

Oh Calpol, I was going to say I might have this but look what it might be shortened to? It's intials? So I'll settle for 'I might talk crap sometimes' instead.


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calpol25 4 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner) Author

Oh dear I never realised VD OOOOOPPPSS!!! lol :) x

Hope it made you laugh :) x


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Poohgranma 4 years ago from On the edge

I enjoyed it but there are a few of those stiff necks who might not get it and throw both of us out on our keesters!


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calpol25 4 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner) Author

I agree we should just keep it too our selves as they may take offence or even a brick wall :) x


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Poohgranma 4 years ago from On the edge

LOL - good one!


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calpol25 4 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner) Author

I love that saying its so funny :) x


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Poohgranma 4 years ago from On the edge

The brick wall? My first time hearing it.


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calpol25 4 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner) Author

I have loads of those phrases, so please expect some more as I term a lot of things with them :)x


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alian346 4 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland

All this banter is SO good for the soul!

Jools99 - you are so perceptive!

Ian.


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calpol25 4 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner) Author

I love this banter :) x

Jools I hope you were not offended :) x

Calpol :)


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Dexter Yarbrough 4 years ago from United States

Great hub, Cal! Maybe there could be a special ambulance to transport these folks to the hospital for emergency surgery to stitch closed their mouths. Just a thought!


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calpol25 4 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner) Author

I like your ideas Dexter, we could supervise the ambulances and the surgeries too :) We could even run therapies..... The mind boggles.... :)


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Docmo 4 years ago from UK

I think I am a sufferer too when it comes to writing hubs - cant seem to contain myself. However I love listening more than talking usually - must be a variation of said affliction. I may try your remedies at work ! Nice one calpol.


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calpol25 4 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner) Author

Thank you Docmo I am pleased you have enjoyed it, I seriously am a sufferer too just keep babbling all the time :)


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AEvans 4 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

LOLOLOLO! Nothing but humor this morning! Oh my god, it brought me to tears! I suffer when it comes to writing, I keep going and going. lololo! Slap and shake me into reality! lololo! Thumbs up! :D


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calpol25 4 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner) Author

Thanks AE I am so glad it cheered you up, I suffer with Verbal Diarrhoea too but its good to spread awareness and launch a campaign here and there lololololololl:)


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donnaisabella 4 years ago from Fort Myers

LOLOLO Calpol! You are waaaaaay too much! I am not that bold to administer those treatments. But thank you any way for making my evening so beautiful. Have a great day!


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calpol25 4 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner) Author

Hello donnaisabella - I am glad that you have enjoyed it, you know when you get an idea and you just have to do it? This hub what that very idea....lol

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