Space Shuttle for Sale: Slightly Used!
Shuttle for Sale!
Space Shuttles for Sale!
Only $42 Million each!
The purchase includes one Orbiter, which is a total of 122 feet long, weighs a mere 151,000 pounds, and has a garage sized 78-foot wingspan.
The underbellies are padded with ceramic thermal tiles.
Unfortunately, the shuttlecraft cannot be disassembled for transport.
Incidentally, the first $6 million will be to reimburse NASA for the Boeing 747 that will be used to piggy back the orbiter to the airport of choice.
To sweeten the deal, NASA will cover any naked wires and sharp edges, stow the loose gadgets, and kindly drain toxic liquids.
The airport should have a reasonably long runway of at least 8,000 feet long.
And you will need to “remove light posts and traffic signals,” per the instructions set forth by NASA.
Here's a tip!
NASA suggests cutting a slice out of your hanger in order to fit the tall tail section. Boy, was that embarrassing when they tried to fit it in there the first few times!
Sorry, there is no Shuttlefax available.
$28.8 Million or Best Offer!
Yes, the Endeavour and Atlantis could be yours for this new low, low price!
Only 130,000,000 Miles on the odometer!
New Paint Job!
But Wait, There is Much More!
And to sweeten the deal, we will throw in a handy set of Ginsu knives!
Return Policy for Shuttle Craft
All sales are final, no cash or credit card refunds. Exchanges are made only if the tags have not been cut off, and wings are in factory condition. All parts will be inspected upon there return to determine their condition. All requests for exchanges must be made within 1 hour of purchase. There is only one exchange allowed per original order. There is a charge of $10,000,000.00 per item re-stocking fee for shuttles . Refused or cancelled orders will pay a 50% cancellation fee. You pay all S&H. You must notify NASA if you want to make an exchange. Exchanges can take up to twelve years. Credits are good for one week.
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