Unique Monikers for the Vagina
First off, this article is not meant to be offensive or derogatory. The other day I was watching the movie Vision Quest. They used a certain term to describe the vagina…and, I started thinking about all the unique monikers I’ve heard used for the vagina. This article explains these monikers, in alphabetical order, with example phrases. If I left one out, comment and I’ll add it. Also, I’ve intentionally left out the more derogatory terms used to describe the vagina. I’m sure you’re all familiar with those and they need no explanation.
As in, “Look at that Beaver!”
As in, “My hotdog needs a bun.”
Uh, very tight pants, forcing themselves up in the valley.
As in, “Carpet muncher.” This only works if pubic hair exists.
This is the term used in the movie Vision Quest. As in, “I’m obsessed with her cooch!”
As in “I want to play in your garden”
As in, “After I land on the landing strip, I want to taxi right into the hangar.”
As in, "The cock is on the way to the hen house."
I once knew a dude that claimed you could tell the shape of the “lower lips” by the upper lips.
As in, “The moisture in the valley is dense, but I see the opening.”
As I’m sure many or you don’t know…the Aerosmith song “Walk this Way,” made this term famous…
He said "you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways"
I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder
Oh, the times I could reminisce
'Cause the best things of lovin' with her sister and her cousin
Only started with a little kiss
Asian for vagina. Find out more about Puday Cups here:
As in, “My sword is searching for its sheath.”
As in, “I want to put my snake in your pit.”
This may just be used for Spanish girls, but I doubt it. As in, “man, her taco was awesome!”
As in, “I want a piece of that!”
As in, “Man, her tuna was sweet and tasty.”
Think of the shape of a Y. I heard one of my friends once say, “if I’m working out at the Y, don’t call me, dude!”
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