Unique Monikers for the Vagina

First off, this article is not meant to be offensive or derogatory. The other day I was watching the movie Vision Quest. They used a certain term to describe the vagina…and, I started thinking about all the unique monikers I’ve heard used for the vagina. This article explains these monikers, in alphabetical order, with example phrases. If I left one out, comment and I’ll add it. Also, I’ve intentionally left out the more derogatory terms used to describe the vagina. I’m sure you’re all familiar with those and they need no explanation.


As in, “Look at that Beaver!”



As in, “My hotdog needs a bun.”

Camel Toe

Uh, very tight pants, forcing themselves up in the valley.

Carpet Muncher
Carpet Muncher


As in, “Carpet muncher.” This only works if pubic hair exists.


This is the term used in the movie Vision Quest. As in, “I’m obsessed with her cooch!”



As in “I want to play in your garden”


As in, “After I land on the landing strip, I want to taxi right into the hangar.”

Hen House
Hen House

Hen House

 As in, "The cock is on the way to the hen house."

Lower Lips

I once knew a dude that claimed you could tell the shape of the “lower lips” by the upper lips.

Misty Valley
Misty Valley

Misty Valley

As in, “The moisture in the valley is dense, but I see the opening.”



As I’m sure many or you don’t know…the Aerosmith song “Walk this Way,” made this term famous…

He said "you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways"
I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder
Oh, the times I could reminisce
'Cause the best things of lovin' with her sister and her cousin
Only started with a little kiss
Like this!


Asian for vagina.  Find out more about Puday Cups here:




As in, “My sword is searching for its sheath.”

Snake Pit

 As in, “I want to put my snake in your pit.”



This may just be used for Spanish girls, but I doubt it. As in, “man, her taco was awesome!”


As in, “I want a piece of that!”


As in, “Man, her tuna was sweet and tasty.”


Think of the shape of a Y. I heard one of my friends once say, “if I’m working out at the Y, don’t call me, dude!”

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BkCreative 6 years ago from Brooklyn, New York City

What a great topic for a hub! All nice and clean - which is refreshing (for a change).

Thanks for the fun this evening!

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glassvisage 6 years ago from Northern California

Where did that photo of Clinton and the carpet come from? lol I love the descriptions of each of these monikers! I think I even learned a few things :)

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Hello, hello, 6 years ago from London, UK

What a topic? Thanks for a good read.

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kea 6 years ago Author

@BkCreative - thanks for the comment and for dropping by.

@glassvisage - I just came across that Clinton photo while doing some google searches for carpet and munching or eating...I thought it was a good find! Thanks for stopping by.

@Hello, hello - glad you liked it...thx

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Peter Dickinson 6 years ago from South East Asia

Amusing choice and an interesting read. I thought I knew them all but there are some here I have never heard about.

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kea 6 years ago Author

Peter - thanks for dropping by! Glad you learned some new monikers today :)

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Moulik Mistry 6 years ago from Burdwan, West Bengal, India

Again interesting monikers for vagina...

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kea 6 years ago Author

@Moulik Mistry - thx for the comment and for dropping by!

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