Taylor Swift SNL Monologue Song Lyrics

Taylor Swift SNL "Monologue Song (La la la)" lyrics

I like glitter and sparkly dresses.
But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue.

I like baking and things that smell like winter.
But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue.

La la la. La la la.

I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me.
But I'm not gonna say that in my monologue.

I like writing their names in songs so they're ashamed to go in public.
But I'm not gonna say that in my monologue.

La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.

You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone.
But I'm not gonna mention him, in my monologue.
Hey Joe, I'm doing real well! Tonight I'm hosting 'SNL.'
But I'm gonna brag about that in my monologue.

La la la. Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. La la la.

And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from 'Twilight.'
[She stopped to mouth "Hi Taylor," then blew him a kiss.]
I'm not gonna comment on that in my monologue.

La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.

You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye
and how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue.
But there's nothing more to say cuz everything's OK.
I've got security lining the stage.

It's my 'SNL' monologue.
La la. La la la la la. This is my 'SNL' monologue.
La la. La la la la la. That was my 'SNL' monologue.

Taylor Swift hugging her beloved guitar
Taylor Swift hugging her beloved guitar

Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas

Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas attend an awards show in happier times.This was before Joe Jonas dumped Taylor Swift in a 27-second phone call.
Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas attend an awards show in happier times.This was before Joe Jonas dumped Taylor Swift in a 27-second phone call.

Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner

Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner kissing in a scene from their new movie "Valentine's Day".Taylor Lautner is the "werewolf from Twilight" mentioned in the monologue song
Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner kissing in a scene from their new movie "Valentine's Day".Taylor Lautner is the "werewolf from Twilight" mentioned in the monologue song

Taylor Swift and Kanye West

Kanye West rudely interrupting Taylor Swift's VMA acceptance speech.
Kanye West rudely interrupting Taylor Swift's VMA acceptance speech.

Taylor Swift SNL Monologue Song Video

Awesome Taylor Swift Goodies

More by this Author


Comments

No comments yet.

    Sign in or sign up and post using a HubPages Network account.

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    No HTML is allowed in comments, but URLs will be hyperlinked. Comments are not for promoting your articles or other sites.


    Click to Rate This Article
    working