"The Crow: Stairway to Heaven" Movie Review
Starring Mark Dacascos
Okay, I admit it. I screwed up. If I'd remembered that they'd made The Crow into a TV series, I probably wouldn't have rented this video.
So yes, this is the two-hour pilot for the television series, and you know what they did? They re-filmed the first Crow movie! Seriously, with the same bad guys and everything! Well, not completely the same bad guys, because of course everyone is played by a tv actor, but you get the picture.
After all the bad guys are dead, there's some kind of tacked-on secondary plot that kicks into gear, about the head of a multi-national corporation and something about copyright infringement of one of Eric's songs, but frankly, that's right about when I fell asleep on the couch.
I give this baby no points, because there's absolutely no reason to see it.
Final score: 0 points
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