The Top 5 Worst Movies Ever Made

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WARNING: This hub may cause nausea, vomiting, headaches, excessive crying, outbreaks of acne, and you’re skin turning inside out (maybe not that). Do not read if you’re pregnant or taking any kind of medication. You’ve been warned. If you’re reading this right now, then prepare yourself for some excruciating pain and agony. You’re about to read about five of the worst movies that have ever been made.

5. Blood Waters of Dr. Z


So if you decided to take over the world, what would you be? Something that’s all powerful right? Well for Dr. Z, it’s becoming a giant fish. I’m pretty sure the universe can handle this problem. The first 15 minutes is LITERALLY the credits and this Dr. Z wondering around aimlessly back to his laboratory to turn himself into this giant fish. They seriously could’ve edit out 14 minutes this. When he takes off his clothes, one side of his underwear is up higher then the other side. He then transforms into this giant fish, and then, well takes over the universe in some town. That’s really all you need to know.

4. Pod People


Oh man. No. Just no. No, no, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO. There was four different things going on here in this movie along with no plot. What in the hell were the people that approved of this movie thinking? And the beginning of the movie was taken from another movie! They don’t connect. So basically, there’s a group of men hunting for deer, while there was this rock group that was going camping, and this family that lived in the woods, along with this alien named Trumpy. If you’re confused with my writing right now, YOU SHOULD BE. I had no idea what was going on in this movie. They must have been operating on a one hour day because it was always day or night in the next scene, along with an obnoxious amount fog outside in the woods. Then, somebody is always dying and then it’s, “Well, who wants breakfast?” That’s the other thing, even though it was rapidly day and night through the entire movie, it was always time for breakfast. Sorry for the lack of class, but WTF? The other thing is most of the movie took place at this one house, but this house was like a house in a house. It was like twenty houses in one and I’m not exaggerating. Who designed this house? Who made this movie?

3. Ring of Terror


More like Ring of just plain awful. The only thing terrifying about this movie was the plot or the lack there of. The other thing that was terrifying was the forty and fifty year old college students that look like they need walkers or canes. The movie tries to be like a longer episode of Twilight Zone, but of course it goes terribly wrong. In the beginning, the mortician is giving the introduction and then goes looking for his cat Puma. Suddenly, he steps on the cat and it runs away. THE SEARCHING OF THE CAT GOES ON FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES! There was no reason for that to be in the movie at all. After 10 minutes, you finally find out who the story is about after he finds the cat at his grave. Then, the terrifying pain of this movie continues...

2. Monster A Go-Go


Okay, there’s awful and then there’s REALLY AWFUL. So apparently, this space capsule crashes and the astronaut is missing. There’s this monster out on the loose and it’s suppose to tie in with the lost astronaut. There’s an investigation throughout the entire movie of FINDING NOTHING along with a pointless dancing scene. Then in the end, you find out that the monster doesn’t even exist after seeing it only twice the entire movie and they’re like “What do you think?” I don’t think I’ve even been in this much pain watching a movie. I even watched the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version and the pain still didn’t subside! Even the guys on the show admitted that it was the worst movie they’d ever seen, and they were having a hard time coming up with stuff because it was so bad.

1. Manos, The Hands of Fate

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At this point, I didn’t think it could get any worse. Well, what do you know? IT DOES. A fertilizer salesman created this academy award winner of a bad film. You want the plot? A family gets lost, comes across this hotel that’s taken care by a guy with GIGANTIC THIGHS named Torgo. He worships “The Master” that worships “Manos.” The robe he wears has GIANT HANDS...... I’m sorry I can’t write anymore. It’s just painful to think about. All you need to know is bad acting, bad editing, and apparently the worst movie of all time.

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gmwilliams 4 years ago from the Greatest City In The World-New York City, New York

Those movies indeed are enough to make one CRY IN ANGST. Another one to add is Plan 9 From Outer Space by Edward Woods. I actually fell asleep during the movie.

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manofmystery24 4 years ago Author

Plan 9 is pretty bad. I've seen parts of it. I feel that these movies were worse though because I couldn't fall asleep and I just wanted them to end!

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Cheeky Girl 4 years ago from UK and Nerujenia

Man, these were so bad that the hub is actually good. This deserves more reads and in turn more laughs. Human inventiveness has never been more zany and foolish than when alcohol or hallucinogenic drugs were involved! LOL! Ed Woods had a movie made about him, didn't he... it was a Tim Burton one?

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manofmystery24 4 years ago Author

I'm not sure. Ed Wood made A lot of bad movies, but these were WAY worse. Thanks for reading!

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bethperry 4 years ago from Tennesee

Very interesting! I have seen only one of these -Pod People- but may now have to check the others out to see how bad they truly are. Thanks for posting.

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manofmystery24 4 years ago Author

Oh man, Pod People is SOOOOOOO BAD! I just wonder who approved of these movies. It's like you couldn't possibly think that any of these were good. Especially in Pod People, It's day in one scene and in the next scene it's completely dark, and then back to day again! They couldn't possibly be serious. That movie was bad, BUT believe it or not, there's worse! Thanks for reading!

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Lipnancy 4 years ago from Hamburg, New York

But if you watch these movies with Mystery Science Theater, they are nothing but fun.

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manofmystery24 4 years ago Author

I made sure I listed to watch the Mystery Science Theater version of these movies and not the real ones! Amazingly, you can find the real ones on youtube!

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PDXKaraokeGuy 4 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

MST3K is great for bad movies. I love bad movies and sci fi and horror seem to be the best for terrible cinema. Well done. I enjoyed this, Up and shared...

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spartucusjones 4 years ago from Parts Unknown

Fun hub! I have seen two of these movies with MST3K and I will have to make a point of seeing the other three. I definitely get a kick out of MST3K and have seen many bad (but with MST3K) extremely funny movies.

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Andy McGuire 4 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

Great hub. As an MySTie for life, I approve.

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charmike4 4 years ago from Adelaide, South Australia

I think that the all time #1 is "Plan 9 From Outer Space"...this one even had a hand holding the UFO as it landed. Another terrible movie is Tom Green's 'Freddy Got Fingered" that won 5 Golden Raspberry's in 2001 - Green was the first performer to actually attend the event! Cheers Michael

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manofmystery24 4 years ago Author

spartucusjones- I would just say beware of Monster A Go-Go. The guys had a hard time coming up with stuff for that movie. Thanks for reading!

Andy McGuire- MySTie for life! I like that. I approve.

charmike- I've seen little pieces of Plan 9. I don't think it's as bad, but that is hilarious that they showed the hand landing the UFO. lol. Also well aware of "Freddy Got Fingered." Wouldn't dare to watch that one The previews were enough. Thanks for reading!

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cperuzzi 4 years ago from Freehold, NJ

Taking the lead from MST3K is a good idea.

I had the opportunity to see them on a panel in New York back in 2001. Frank Conniff said that watching all those terrible movies for the next show was pure torture - until he realized that someone was paying him to watch TV. While the Blood Waters of Doctor Z is bad, we must agree that the bench mark is Manos - and Doctor Z is no Manos.

I would humbly suggest that "The Castle of Fu Man Chu" should be substituted instead, along with "Plan 9 from Outer Space" and "The Room" as recommended by the Rifftrax guys.

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spartucusjones 4 years ago from Parts Unknown

Monsters A Go-Go (along with Pod People) were one of the two (out of the 5 you mentioned) that I seen. I agree because it left the guys speechless it wasn't one of the better MST3K features. Some of my faves from MST3K were actually the short films that they would watch (such as the short film on taking shop class).

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manofmystery24 4 years ago Author

cperuzzi- That's cool you got to see them in NYC! I'll have to watch your suggestions.

spartucusjones- The shorts are great! They make great youtube videos.

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Derby Deals 4 years ago from Jeffersonville, Indiana

I love Mano, Hands of Fate.....well, I love it when MST3K rips on it! Fun hub! Don't forget about "The Brute Man"...another great, bad movie.

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manofmystery24 3 years ago Author

Derby Deals- If MST3K did it, it's always going to be fun.

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