The 10 Funniest Songs EVER!

Where did they dig them up?

The Weird Ones greatest collection ever?

The story of a big celebrity.

Don't laugh so hard that milk pours out you nose.

This list was made for fun, so don't get mad at me.LOL. I left out the dirty ones with swearing. Its just what I do. Enjoy!

12. Walking around in women's underware- This was funny, but I am not advocating anything. Nope, just love crazy songs! This was a great parody to Winter Wonderland.

11. Thanksgiving Song- Adam Sandler- This nut can act, sing, and play the six string! I love turkey on THANKSGIVING!


10.Loser-Beck- Oh come on! You didn't laugh when you heard this? "Crazy with the Cheeze Whiz"! This classic also had President Bush and Spanish hidden in here, and it was awesome.


9. Blue Christmas - Porky Pig -This Xmas Carol is hysterical. Its easy to find on you tube. Do not miss it.


The great patriot!

The Dr. is in, and never going away!

The crazy eights!

8. Robin Williams-Fire_ Robin was great back then. Now, I think he's just flown over the Cuckoo's nest!

7. Camp Grenada -Al Sherman- Who can forget " Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda ... kindly disregard this letta" The other famous Al was at his best!

6.The Chanukah Song - Adam Sandler- This was funnier than anything else he did!

5. Yoda-Weird Al - You had to know that the weird one was coming. Here's a song about the "little runt".


4.Because I Got High-Afroman- This was an ANTI- drug abuse song, and was hysterical! I am refering to the clean version...of course! The ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS version is priceless to, but may include some swear words. There is a dirty version to this, and you may accidentally find it on you tube.


3. Gump- Weird Al- He's Gump, is he inbred! The video for this is priceless!

2. Eat it-Weird Al- He was the master! In fact some would have given him the whole list. I am glad that he has been visiting our planet for the past few decades!


HERE IT IS, THIS IS IT, NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Before you criticize it, listen to it again!

Leslie Neilson's version of our National Anthem!- Eh dah dah dah dah dah... and the rockets red glare, buncha bombs in the air! : -)) I can't ever hear this with out cracking up!

That was the list. Yes, I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!

Here are some Lyrics for a few on this list!

LYRICS

Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
with little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
"Let's wait until the wife is out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things- missin'
Didn't ask- permission
Wearin' her clothes
Silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
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Adam's Song!

Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah
Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,

Hanukkah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, here's a list of
People who are jewish, just like you and me:

David lee roth lights the menorrah,
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the karnickey deli,
Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.

Paul newmans half jewish; goldie hawns half too,
Put them together--what a fine lookin' jew! [esus]

You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
Cause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish!


Put on your yalmulka, it's time for hanukkah,
The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.

O.j. simpson-- not a jew!
But guess who is...hall of famer¡ºrod carew--(he converted!)

We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,
Harrison fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby!

Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,
Well, he's not, but guess who is:all three stooges.

So many jews are in show biz--
Tom cruise isn¹t, [tacit] but I heard his agent is.

Tell your friend veronica, it's time you celebrate hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.


If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Hanukkah¡­¡­. happy hanukka!

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tobey100 6 years ago from Whites Creek, Tennessee

Hilarious!!!! Needed a good laugh and I'd forgotten a lot of these. I heard one the other day but don't know who sang it. "If my nose was running money I'd blow it all on you" Great hub


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MikeSyrSutton 6 years ago from An uncharted galaxy Author

If my nose was running money was Aaron Wilburn. LOL He is a nut!

Thanks for your comment!


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CJamesIII 5 years ago from Minneapolis, MN

I think Weird Al's "Eat It" is genius! Great list.


Nick Masa 5 years ago

I agree weird al is pretty funny especially in I'm fat and the saga begins


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MikeSyrSutton 5 years ago from An uncharted galaxy Author

Thanks Nick! Those 2 and Lasagna were nuts! lol. Where would American comedy be without Weird Al and Leslie Neilson?


Spuring Plover 4 years ago

Ever hear of SNEAKY SNAKE?


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MikeSyrSutton 4 years ago from An uncharted galaxy Author

Well, I can see that you have.


Flu-Bird 4 years ago

Anything by WEIRD AL YANKOVICH is funny


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Jan Brianne 3 years ago

haha... gonna download the songs!!!


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MikeSyrSutton 3 years ago from An uncharted galaxy Author

Great! Thank you!

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