This Was So Funny Had To Share
Toupee Or Not Toupee
Right I went to Morrisons before to get some shopping, any ways there was no dramas or anything thank goodness, even I was surprised as everything had gone really well without a hitch for the first time ever. So after filling my basket and walking to the checkouts I had to wait in the queue there was a woman in front of me which was fine, but then she got impatient and stormed off to another till, so I moved forward behind this man with a lovely brown jacket on. I was so jealous any ways it was the jacket I saw first as I brought my head up to eye level I saw the funniest thing ever happen. The man in the brown jacket was standing waiting in front of me and his wife shouted to him from the aisle about a yard behind quickly the man turned to acknowledge his wife's ramblings but he turned that quick that his toupee stayed exactly still as his head moved to the side, I was trying not laugh as the side parting on the toupee was now focused over his right eyebrow. I mean you could tell he had bought this wig to hide the gray hair on his head as he was in his forties and his wife in her twenties, I have to tell you that was the most uncomfortable ten minutes of my life as I could not look at him, and could not laugh and I was almost hysterical. He never even flinched or anything and just went to the lady on the checkouts who looked at me in hysterics coughing and trying to hide laughter, whilst she was almost hysterical her self. finally the man bought his items and left but then after I had been through the checkouts I fell up against the wall laughing as the man was stood waiting to go through the door and the wind was so strong it blew his toupee clean off and he was chasing it with his wife around the car park, yelling at his wife and blaming her for making him wear it until he bought some hair dye for the grey hair. Oh I was so sore with laughing, that I could not move and I ended up walking very gingerly to get home.
I know this may not be funny to some of you but I was hysterical and knew it had to be shared as this was one of those moments that you wish you had a camera :)
Hope it makes you laugh too :)
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