The Best Tiger Woods Jokes

Collection of Tiger Woods Jokes   (Photo:Photobucket)
Collection of Tiger Woods Jokes (Photo:Photobucket)
  • Santa shouts out "Ho! Ho! Ho!" and Tiger asks "Where? Where? Where?"
  • What was Tiger Woods' wife doing out at 2:30 AM? Clubbing.
  • His wife wont call him Tiger any more, she'll be calling him cheetah.
  • Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning? Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.
  • I find it's a nightmare driving at 2.25am: sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees.
  • Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree ... he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
  • That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards
  • Tiger Woods owns several cars, it's a shame he got a hole in one.
  • Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant.
  • Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is Elin.
  • Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver
  • New Nike “TW” hat……..$25 New Nike Golf Shoes……$125 New Cadillac Escalade….$60,000 New Nike Iron, wrapped around your head by jealous wife... PRICELESS !
  • What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
  • His wife Elin told police that she went for a rescue wood, but it looks like she really went for the driver.
  • Elin Woods has a twin sister. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron
  • Police – “Are you ok, it looks like you’ve just played 18 holes?” Tiger – “That does it, who else has been opening their big mouth?”
  • Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.
  • Idiot, she only asked you to give her a wood not ’some’ wood.
  • I heard Tiger just couldn’t face playing in the tournament this week. He was quite cut up about it.
  • What is the similarity between Tiger Woods and baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
  • The Tiger has been Lion.
  • A Lion wouldn't cheat on his wife. But a Tiger wood.

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fc1612 5 years ago

ya hoo


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stricktlydating 5 years ago from Australia Author

That's great, thanks for your comments!


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slc334 5 years ago from Canada

Thanks for the belly laughs, my wife and I enjoyed these very much!


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freelanceauthor 6 years ago

Funny jokes. Thanks for sharing them


Currency Trading 6 years ago

Quite Funny,

Enjoyed a lot reading these thanks fore share!


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stricktlydating 6 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks part-time writer, no I didn't come up with all of these on my own, gathered them from around the internet in forums and news articles! Glad you like them!


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Part-time Writer 6 years ago from Way Up North (USA)

These were great! Did you come up with these on your own? I will be sharing some of these tomorrow at work.


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stricktlydating 6 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks bonny2010!


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bonny2010 6 years ago from outback queensland

know any jokes about the bloke - don't follow him,but I enjoyed what I read - thanks


Pharmacy 6 years ago

lol .. have heard few b4 but some were new and very funny.

Thanx for sharing here :-)


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stricktlydating 6 years ago from Australia Author

Hahahahaha! I love that one Springboard! Thanks!


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Springboard 6 years ago from Wisconsin

Love 'em. Poor guy's really made a name for himself. Here's one I heard that I liked;

Tiger Woods played 18 holes today, and afterwards went golfing.

Great hub.


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stricktlydating 6 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks Shandy Sally! Glad you enjoyed them!


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Shady Sally 6 years ago from MidAmerica

All in one place...marvelous compilation!


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ehern33 6 years ago

I like the police joke and playing the 18 holes.. Haven't hear a few of these. Thanks, just became your follower..


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stricktlydating 6 years ago from Australia Author

Hahaha! That's funny Greenwell, Green - thanks for your comment!


Greenwell, Green 6 years ago

I just got a game through my work email that starts as you being Tiger and running in the Escalade to get away from angry Momma with a club. It was funny for about two seconds, at which point i realized that my life was so great.


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westpointfb20 6 years ago from California

hahahaha thanks for the laugh =P lol


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stricktlydating 6 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks Maita, Happy holidays to you too!


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stricktlydating 6 years ago from Australia Author

Hehe, thanks Bob, nice to hear from you!


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diogenes 6 years ago from UK and Mexico

Hi again: What a gift to the world press this all was. I scanned through and will read again and become a fan of yours if you can make me laugh as well as being brave over caterpillars...Bob


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US

hehe, you made me smile, hey I came over to greet you happy holidays to you and yours,

Maita


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stricktlydating 6 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks Chris! Glad you enjoyed them!


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Chris Cook 6 years ago from Key West, Florida

These jokes made my day. Now I can go to bed. Thanks!


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stricktlydating 6 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks for your comments and wish you all a very merry Christmas!


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H P Roychoudhury 6 years ago from Guwahati, India

Interesting poem - I enjoyed it. Thanks.


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Lady_E 6 years ago from London, UK

Hmmm. Interesting Jokes.... couldn't laugh out loud though.

I'm sure He'll never ever play away again. I heard his Dad was quite strict with him and when he died, I think Tiger just had to catch up with all he had missed out on. I wish him and family happiness again.

..... and wish you a Merry Xmas, all the way in OZ. :)


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Putz Ballard 7 years ago

So funny, thanks for sharing these.


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stricktlydating 7 years ago from Australia Author

G'day Cheeky Girl, I'm not sure! Not for a little while at least!! Best wishes for the holidays!


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Cheeky Girl 7 years ago from UK and Nerujenia

This is funny! Will this poor man ever live it down?


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stricktlydating 7 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks Nell :)


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Nell Rose 7 years ago from England

Ha Ha I like the one by the police and the clubbed by norwegians. very funny. Cheers Nell

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