The Best Tiger Woods Jokes
- Santa shouts out "Ho! Ho! Ho!" and Tiger asks "Where? Where? Where?"
- What was Tiger Woods' wife doing out at 2:30 AM? Clubbing.
- His wife wont call him Tiger any more, she'll be calling him cheetah.
- Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning? Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.
- I find it's a nightmare driving at 2.25am: sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees.
- Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree ... he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
- That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards
- Tiger Woods owns several cars, it's a shame he got a hole in one.
- Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant.
- Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is Elin.
- Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver
- New Nike “TW” hat……..$25 New Nike Golf Shoes……$125 New Cadillac Escalade….$60,000 New Nike Iron, wrapped around your head by jealous wife... PRICELESS !
- What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
- His wife Elin told police that she went for a rescue wood, but it looks like she really went for the driver.
- Elin Woods has a twin sister. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron
- Police – “Are you ok, it looks like you’ve just played 18 holes?” Tiger – “That does it, who else has been opening their big mouth?”
- Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.
- Idiot, she only asked you to give her a wood not ’some’ wood.
- I heard Tiger just couldn’t face playing in the tournament this week. He was quite cut up about it.
- What is the similarity between Tiger Woods and baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
- The Tiger has been Lion.
- A Lion wouldn't cheat on his wife. But a Tiger wood.
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