Toddlers And Tiaras -- Beautiful Girls Olympics Pageant
I think this episode was more of a pilot for Here Comes Honey Boo Boo which is set to premiere after this episode. Honey Boo Boo and the rest of her family really kind of over-shadow the other two pageant families in this weeks show.
Angie Pearson is the director for the Beautiful Girls Olympics Pageant which will feature a beauty portion and Olympic wear. There will be no double crowning. Once you win one title that's it.
Alana 6 aka Honey Boo Boo declares that she is back y'all. Her mother is June aka Mama. Honey Boo Boo is seen giving herself a facial by putting mud on her face from a mud hole. Honey Boo Boo says she's a redneck. She's practicing swinging a bat for her act in the upcoming pageant. Mama says there are top dogs, medium dogs and low dogs. They used to be a low dog and now they're medium dogs. She also says she has to scratch her fleas. Mama says she'll shake her butt in the audience if that's what it takes to help Honey Boo Boo win.
Smiths Station, Alabama:
Deseray is 8 and her mom, Deiry, is a real trip. Deiry used to compete in pageants when she was younger and even gets competitive with Deseray about which one of them has the most crowns. Deseray says she thinks her mother is trying to relive her teenage years. Deiry proclaims herself a perfectionist and declares that Deseray will win. Deiry feels like she scored a big one when she wants Deseray to wear a blue dress and Deseray wants to wear the yellow and Deseray says the blue dress is a little bit better.
Destiny is 5. Her mom, LeAnne, another former pageant contestant, says Destiny was made to do pageants. She has Destiny practice flirting with the judges. LeAnne says if she hadn't gotten so fat she'd still be doing pageants.
Honey Boo Boo's family demonstrate how they save on buying meat so they can put that money towards HBB's pageants. They have some deal with the local law enforcement. If there's roadkill on the road they call them up to come and get it. Then the family butchers it and processes it and they have enough meat to last for a month. They also name it. This piece of meat is named Darlene.
Honey Boo Boo talks with her stomach the same way Ace Ventura talked with his butt. Anyway, Honey Boo Boo is talking to Darlene saying she'll get her out of her belly.
Honey Boo Boo is also excited to be getting her first flipper. It's a used flipper. It belonged to a three month old, previously. Honey Boo Boo's mouth is so small it fits her. Honey Boo Boo starts running around and spinning on her belly talking about using Old Man's Glue on her flipper. I didn't think about it at the time, since The Boo Boo was so distracting, but what kind of person would put false teeth in the mouth of a three month old baby?
LeAnne thinks Destiny would look more natural if she got false eyelashes glued to her eyelashes. So I guess we have the answer of what kind of person would shove a flipper into a three month old baby's mouth. The same kind of person that would have false eyelashes glued on her 5 year old. The beauty operator claims they usually don't do this to such a young child. I've heard these beauty operators say that before, but it's like they're trying to excuse what they're doing to a small child. If you don't put stuff like that on a child, say no to the mother and show her to the door. If you do what the mother wants for the money you're no better than she is.
Things don't go well when Destiny says the glue is burning her eye. Even worse is one of Destiny's eyelid's gets glued shut. She starts freaking out until the beauty operator removes the false eyelash. Sorry, Momzilla, you'll have to think of something else.
Honey Boo Boo is going to get a manicure and pedicure with her Uncle Poodle. Boo Boo says she calls him a poodle because as Mama puts it's, he's a fruity-fruit Boo Boo says he's got fruit inside of him. For Uncle Poodle's part, he doesn't mind. He's too excited he's getting a pedicure. His big toe is missing off one of his feet. He explains his brother ran over his foot.
Smiths Station, Alabama:
Deseray is practicing her gymnastics for the pageant. When her mother pressures her to do a back handspring, Deseray is unable to do it. She says she's not good under pressure.
The pageant is being held in Atlanta, Georgia. Angie gives her opinion on the three featured girls: Deseray is dedicated to gymnastics. Destiny is a real spitfire. And Boo Boo is untrained but can make you laugh.
Destiny isn't being much of a spitfire at the moment as she cries because her mother cut up her shirt. An older woman I think may be her grandmother said they should have gotten themselves some tranquilizers for this.
Boo Boo keeps saying Old Man's Glue and farting. Mama tells Boo Boo not to mess up her face.
Deiry is doing Deseray's hair with the help of her twin sister. She freaks out when she can't find the hairspray. She has to get a substitute and Deseray says she hates the smell. As the Beauty portion is about to being, Deiry freaks again when she realizes Deseray isn't wearing her flipper. She gets it and then freaks again when she realizes she forgot the denture glue. She rushes back and ransacks the room but can't find that, either.
Boo Boo takes the stage and she really doesn't look like the same child. The transformation is that dramatic. Unfortunately, Boo Boo doesn't impress the judges because she's grinding her teeth and points get deducted from her score for that.
Destiny takes the stage next and she doesn't seem to impress the judges either as one says they didn't care for her hair.
Deseray takes the stages and has to use her bottom teeth to keep her flipper in place, but the judges don't notice. It was kind of creepy the way Deiry was standing in the audience smiling like she was the one on stage. Judge doesn't care for Deseray's hair, either.
Olympic Wear is next. Boo Boo doesn't like her hair being pulled. She starts going on about how she hasn't played tennis for a long time, while Mama says she's never played tennis in her life. Boo Boo says it makes her sad that Mama says she never played tennis when she did. Unfortunately, Boo Boo doesn't impress again as one of the judges feel she could have done better and the outfit didn't really suit her.
Destiny in gymnastic outfit. She does a hula hoop routine. Judges give her kudos for her performance.
Deseray says she doesn't feel good, but she goes out and does a perfect performance.
Boo Boo wins the bronze medal in her age group and she's sad she didn't get any money.
Destiny gets a silver medal in her age group and she also wins money for Overall Olympic Wear. The judges realize their boo-boo and take the silver medal award from Destiny and give the silver medal award to Boo Boo instead, who still isn't happy she didn't do better.
Deiry has a cow when Deseray only wins a bronze medal instead of Ultimate Grand Supreme. She goes to the judges wanting Deseray's scores. She claims Deseray was scored perfectly then she got marked down. Suggests the contest may be fixed.
Mama decides they'll take some time off from pageants as Boo Boo farts.
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