Two and a Half Men: Let's Get Creative. My prediction for Ashton Kutcher Roles

What character will Ashton Kutcher Play???

Let's predict Ashton Kutcher's character. Get Creative!

Ok, I am going to miss Charlie Harper (aka Charlie Sheen). I am looking forward to seeing how the show pans out with Ashton Kutcher, but I hope he takes on a brand new role and not Charlie Harper.

I would like to have a little fun with this hub and predict some roles and characters for Ashton Kutcher. It would be very funny that once they release the show with Kutcher, that he plays one of these roles:

Remember, I am just brainstorming here, folks. I am sure some of these will sound weird, but bare with me. I am having fun as a die hard Two and A Half Men fan. I hope other fans of the show will see the humor. In the comments, feel free to make up a role for Kutcher.

Anthony Melnick:
I thought I heard Herb Melnick (played by the very funny Ryan Stiles) mention at one point that he had a brother, but we never did find out. While It is true that Myra is his sister and she fooled around with Charlie, but maybe Judith gets attracted to Anthony and Herb has a hard time getting rid of him like Charlie had a hard time getting rid of Allen.

Allen Harper's friend from Chiropractor school:
While Allan's role as a chiropractor is viewed as not a real doctor, it would be cool to see a good looking guy like Kutcher show up one day as a rich and successful chiropractor who has a house, larger than Charlie's Malibu house. Allan's course on the show would be one of jealousy, but Allan's jealousy would be more intense for Kutcher's role than it was for his big brother, because he now has to compete with a successful chiropractor. THAT would be hilarious.

Rose's brother Sam (Another stalker in the family perhaps?):
Rose was the sexy stalker who always did nasty things to Charlie like gluing his testicles together. We met her father who was stalking Evelyn, the Harper brothers' mother and played by Martin Sheen. It would be cool to have Kutcher play another stalker in the family, but this could be a jealous overprotective brother who mistakenly thinks Allan is the one who is in love with Rose and now Sam will do everything in his power to make Allan's life miserable.

Berta's Son, Steven, a handyman whose wife also threw him out.
Berta, Charlie's wise cracking housekeeper has a few daughters and a sexy niece, but maybe her son is a maintenance handyman who gets thrown out of his house by HIS wife. Since Allan has no money to pay Berta, because he never has money, Berta forces Allan to let Steven live with him at the Harper residence. Now Allan has to put up with Steven who like Charlie, hires hookers and picks up any good looking girl he can find.


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Nicole Bouchard 5 years ago from home

I love Two and a Half Men also. Im so upset that Charlie Sheen wont be on it anymore and am excited to see how Ashton does being Charlie Harper. I think your predictions of what the show is going to be like are very funny and I totally agree with all of them.


marellen 5 years ago

I have watched ths sitcom but not faithfully and thought it was great. I like the idea of Berta's son...the minute I saw the title of your hub, that came to my mind. All of the characters would be great. Fun hub...


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hotwebideas 5 years ago from New York Author

Hey Nicole, glad you like my predictions. I have a feeling that it will be a totally new character with no connections to the above, but the suspense is exciting.


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Dewey Cheatem 5 years ago

I thought the best way to see Charlie's character disappear was to have Rose kidnap him and tie him to a bed someplace in Mexico, never to be seen again.


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hotwebideas 5 years ago from New York Author

Hmmm, yeah, but Rose herself did not have anything to do with Mexico.

Actually, if you recall, Chelsea retreated to Mexico with Brad, the lawyer, so I think she would be a better kidnapper.

I think a nice twist would be to keep Rose on the show and have her stalk the Ashton Kutcher character.

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