Used Organs For Sale

Before I get into detail on what I’ll be putting on the market, I’d like to point out that I did not come into possession of these organs illegally. They are my personal organs and I’ve had them in storage for a little over twenty-four years now. Each organ is made in the USA and manufactured in 1986. Most are as good as new, others have some wear and tear, but each organ comes with an implied guarantee. I won’t be asking for any certain price on these items and they’ll be sold to the highest bidder. Here are the following organs that I’m wanting to get rid of.

Liver

One liver for sale, 3 lbs, reddish brown in color. Good for storing and filtering blood. Liver is in good working condition and disease free. Comes with free gallbladder to store and concentrate secreted bile. Liver is also edible and will taste delicious when served with fava beans and a nice Chianti. Great for a romantic dinner. S/N Y01345433

Current Bid: $100.00

Small Intestine

One small intestine for sale, 6 meters in length (19 ft), and 2.5 cm in diameter. Good for digesting and absorbing food. Small intestine is like new and free of any infectious diseases. Can also be used for decorating or as a rope swing for the kids. S/N Y01345430

Current Bid: $0.00

Large Intestine

One large intestine for sale, 1.5 meters in length (4.9 ft). This is a must have for anyone putting together a digestive system or if you just want a fancy scarf. Can also be used as a jump rope. Large intestine runs great. Comes equiped with a colon to extract water and salt from solid wastes. Also included in this package deal is a cecum, a pouch that connects the colon to the large intestine. Pouch can be detached and doubles as a coin purse. S/N Y01345432

Current Bid: $0.01

Balls

Two balls for sale, average sized, hardly used. Comes with free bag for easy storage when purchased as a pair and not separately. Balls are not made of brass, so handle with care. Choking hazard. S/N Y01345438-9

Current Bid: $502.00 & one 12 pack of beer

Nerves

Nerves for sale. Good for coordinating actions and transmitting signals throughout the body. Will not work without a brain. Purchase this item if you want to have a lot of nerve or just as a gift. Perfect for someone without feelings. S/N Y01345436

Current Bid: $0.05

Brain

One brain for sale, gray in color, weighs about 3 lbs. Brain has never been used. Password protected and I forgot the password. Can be reprogrammed. Good for coming up with ideas or as a paperweight. Brain is a little dirty. Brainwash needed. Perfect for mad scientists who need to give their creation life. Brain is tumor free, but might have schizophrenia. For ages 3 and up. S/N 01345437

Current Bid: $0.04

Skin

Skin for sale. This is the largest organ for purchase. White in color with some tanned spots. Skin has been worn. Has several scars and freckles, but is in good working condition. Includes a lot of body hair. Skin can be used as a suit and can be tailored to fit. Size 32 waist and 34 length. Perfect for a Halloween costume. May need some underarm deodorant. S/N Y01345440

Current Bid: $0.00

Lungs

Lungs for sale, come as a pair. Cannot be sold separately. Can hold air for approximately 32 seconds. Lungs produce carbon dioxide which may or may not be bad for the environment. S/N Y01345435

Current Bid: $60.00

Heart

One heart for sale, red in color, about the size of a fist. Heart has been broken and might require a little repair. Can be fixed with love. Perfect for someone who’s heartless or just needs a change of heart. Can be used to pump blood or as a stress ball. A great gift idea. S/N Y01345442

Current Bid: $1.00

Free Stomach

One free stomach. Present owner is abusive and hardly feeds it. Free to a good home. Likes spaghetti and Subway.

That’s all the organs I’m willing to sell at this time. Shipping and handling is free. First 5 buyers will receive a free organ not mentioned on this list, so act today and while supplies last. Don't forget to place a bid and add the S/N for the item you wish to purchase. Thank you for your interest.

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stclairjack 5 years ago from middle of freekin nowhere,... the sticks

the longest personal add i've ever read,... loved it!


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Bail Up ! 5 years ago

Very clever Q. I'll bookmark this hub for when my liver is totally shot.


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tebo 5 years ago from New Zealand

Cool. Really enjoyed this, very well done.


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Randy Behavior 5 years ago from Near the Ocean

I've been in the market but didn't see my needed organ on your list. Your brain does look interesting though... I might just see how the bidding goes.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

stclairjack- Thanks for reading my advertisement. If you're interested in any of these items, let me know. They're losing value the older I get.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Bail up!- My liver's probably going to go quick. A lot of people need livers. I'd put it on layaway for you if I could. I don't drink much, so it's in great shape.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

tebo- Thanks for dropping by. I wanted to add pictures, but I couldn't fit the camera in my mouth to swallow it.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Randy- Let me know what organ you need, I might have one in storage. Glad to see you have an interest in my brain. Make a bid and I'll throw in a free thinking cap. I've never worn it.


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

I was going to say I will take S/N Y01345438-9, but then I realized that would make me sound very sadistic. So instead, I will take the heart. I like fixing things that are broken. And if all else fails... I could always use a paperweight! :-D


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Stacy- Those are the two things women usually take from men. Can I put you down for a bid of $1 on my heart? Or whatever you think it's worth. ;)


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Vickie Bovender 5 years ago from Southeastern US

Up, Awesome and HILARIOUS. Well-written, Q. Loved it.


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Genna East 5 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

Very clever! And the S/N? Lol! Thanks for the laughter.


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epigramman 5 years ago

.....man oh man oh man - what a clever writer you are - sorry Genna had to borrow the same word - and if I had hair like yours, Mister Q, I would be getting laid every night !!!!!!

And yes I dig the trip you're laying down here Bro!!!!!


Erik S. 5 years ago

I'd like to put a bid of $300 dollars on the balls. But I won't be paying my half of the rent. Because it's going towards your sack.


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Hyphenbird 5 years ago from America-Broken But Still Beautiful

Absolutely hilarious. I love it!!!!!!


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AngRose 5 years ago

I wanted to bid on the heart, but I already have one that is broken, don't need another one. Wanted to bid on the skin, but damn yours is too small to fit! Wanted to bid on the brain, but I already have one that doesn't work and is crazy. I guess I'm out of luck. Sigghhhhh.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Vickie- Thanks for the comment. Hope one of these items caught your eye. I do offer free gift wrapping, so that's something to consider.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Genna- Yeah, the S/N is a good way to keep track of my organs. Wouldn't want to get them mixed up with someone else's. If you buy an organ and the S/N is filed off, then you know it's stolen.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

epigramman- You can actually make a bid on my skin, if you want. It comes with all my hair. It's not guaranteed to get you laid, though. Glad you enjoyed the trip.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Erik- Yay, my first bid. I have you down for $300 on my balls. If no one else makes a bid on them, I'll special deliver them to you, myself. Just tell me where you want them.

Not paying rent? You already have a lot of balls.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Hyphenbird- First off, love your name. Second, thanks for the comment. I'm also looking to sell a couch, if you didn't see anything on here that you wanted.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Ang- Sorry to hear about the state of all your organs. You could probably fit in my skin, since it stretches. You might get stretchmarks, though. I'm kind of disappointed that no one's interested in my intestines.


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

I will up that to $301! I would hate to see you out half the rent because he had to pay for your balls! LMAO ;)


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Hyphenbird 5 years ago from America-Broken But Still Beautiful

Thanks Q. But I have too many potatoes in my house already. Couches encourage them!

I love my name too. I think I will write a Hub about how I got the name. Yep, I am gonna do that!


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Stacy- Thanks. The bid has been changed. Please keep outbidding my roommate, because I don't want to be out of rent money AND my balls. That's just sad.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Hyphenbird- Haha, I understand. The story behind your name sounds interesting. I did something like that, but I think it just confused people even more. Can't wait to read yours, though.


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

I will keep checking back on the bids.

By the way... I liked your question... I answered your question... and then I spun my own question cause now I am curious what people think my name is if they didn't know what it was... ha ha


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Stacy- Oops. Did I just give away your real name? My bad. Now your question is pointless. Haha. I answered your question, btw. Thanks for answering mine. I don't think I look like an Andrew. I look more like a Stacy.


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Sharyn's Slant 5 years ago from Northeast Ohio USA

Hey Q,

Cool BRAIN! I was thinking about putting a bid in on it. Are you sure it hasn't been used? By the look of it and this awesome, creative and funny hub, I think your brain is very special and useful. But let's not tell everyone cuz the bids will go up too high then . . .


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Sharyn- No, my brain hasn't been used. Well, I have been using it, but only to collect dust. No one's made a bid on my brain yet. You could offer a quarter and probably walk away with it. Like I said, it doubles as a paperweight, so it has various uses.


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Twilight Lawns 5 years ago from Norbury-sur-Mer, Surrey, England. U.K.

Brilliant hub. Do you do PayPal? If so, get back to me and I'm considering taking your wares as a job lot...

I take it that S/N Y01345438-9 is included in the usual set of three.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

I'll bid .01 on the Large Intestine. Mine is broken, my doctor said it's irritable with me! I don't understand that because I've never yelled at it, or been mean to it! Maybe it's irritable because it don't like pizza, but my tongue and brain does! (my stomach gets upset about pizza too, but it calms down with tums!) So with a new large intestine I could make noises, maybe like a musical organ! Plus, wow, a girl can ALWAYS use an extra coin purse. Try to swallow coins, because I don't have many to put in there.

I would of bid on the balls but I was told bidding against Internet friends is rude, so my friend said, he would not bid against something I bid on. Even though 301 is my birthday and I often play coincidences with my birthday numbers on the lottery. I feel like I could win, but ah, I have been told I have a pair of my own (i.e. the policeman) so I don't need them apparently. Although I can't actually SEE them, my friends don't tend to lie to me, so I guess I shouldn't argue with that.

I can't bid on two things cos I can't afford to (i.e. again, the money problem) or I'd like to bid on the brain. Steve Martin has a movie called "The Man With Two Brains" so I would think, what's wrong with a girl having two. I could keep it in a jar and call it "Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr" (Even though Dr. Hfuhruhurr found another brain to put into his evil wife's head. But then he used her body with his invention of the screw top method of brain surgery! Then he could get married to it, her name is, Anne Uumellmahaye.

They also found each other kind of on a blind date. Well, cos she couldn't see, because she was a brain in a jar. It's a very informative movie if you like Steve Martin, you should see it!

Anyway, so just the large intestine for me. I'll bid higher if someone else outbid's me, cos I really need one that can make noises. (Does it make noises like a real organ on demand, or is it occasional? I need to know because like I said I don't have much change for the change purse, and might have to take out a mortgage on my house, but if it's musical it would be like getting two types of organs for one price!) Thanks! :P


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Twilight- I will accept any form of payment, except for tea bags. And speaking of tea bags, I can only offer two of that item you inquired after. I was not fortunate enough to be born with three like everyone else. You could probably buy this item off me cheap and then turn around and sell it for a profit like you did with my dead rat.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- Thanks for the bid. If you poke holes in my intestine, you could turn it into a bagpipe or something. I'm sure you can get some kind of music out of it. It's both a pipe and an organ, but not an acutal pipe organ. I saw that movie you mentioned. I didn't have my brain set to record, so I forgot the entire thing.


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Twilight Lawns 5 years ago from Norbury-sur-Mer, Surrey, England. U.K.

Yes, but from what I've heard, pound for pound... Nah! Forget I even started.


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gypsumgirl 5 years ago from Vail Valley, Colorado

Awesome! When I first saw the title, I was expecting organs that have keys and make music. haha! This was a very clever hub!! Thanks for a great read!

And let me know when you put your eyes up for sale. I love your perspective...the way you see things.


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thestickypickle 5 years ago

First off, I read "used orgasms for sale" I was like. wtf,mate? Then i was like. Oh. ORGANS!!!

Okay. First off

I want S/N Y01345435 (lungs) , So i can put them in when i want to smoke, then put in MY lungs when I need normalish lungs.

I bid 60 dollars

second

I want

S/N Y01345433 (liver)

basically the same idea as the lungs. put yours in when i want to binge drink and put mine in when i want to live.

I hope you dont mind me kind of abusing your organs, but hey, I bought them .

I bid 100 dollars

lastly but not least. I want S/N Y01345438-9 (balls)

Why? because I can say Ive got balls,a nd when people doubt me I will pull them out and say "SUCK IT BITCHES!"

I bid 200 dollars( simply because I dont have a pair of my own)

Or you could just save some money and save your life and just keep your organs attatched. though you could live without your balls, but then id have your balls and itd just be weird. Imagine the conversation we could have

anyway.


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attemptedhumour 5 years ago from Australia

Is that skin thick?

You forgot to offer lateral thinking. Used sparingly, corners well and is primed to zig zag through numerous city blocks.

From a real registered donor.


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calliemorris 5 years ago from London

Haha this is such a freaky hub (but awesome). What are you going to do once everyone else has wandered off with all your organs? Have you really thought this through?!


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

LOL@Stickypickle

I can't poke holes in the large intestine, because it's already mad at me remember! I'll take it "as is" as long as you don't poke any holes in it, and I never know when this could happen so please don't eat any sticks or needles or sharp objects before you can give up the goods. ::whew:: glad I didn't bid too high.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Twilight- Consider it forgotten. Pound For Pound Challenge will donate 11 cents to Feeding America for every pound I lose. Which is why I'm getting rid of all these organs. I have no fat.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Gypsumgirl- Thanks for reading my advertisement. I thought about selling my eyes, but they might have glaucoma. If you can deal with that, then make me an offer and we'll make a deal. My eyes are green with a black center, all on a white background. The glaucoma thing might get you a perscription for marywanna, but that's not a guarantee.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Sticky- Thanks for the bid on my lungs and liver. It's a good way to smoke and drink guilty free. You're so smart for thinking of that. I have you down for $501 on my balls, because the current bid was $301. I think all my other organs are jealous of all the attention my balls are getting. And we can still be friends, even if you do end up with my balls.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Keith- My skin is thick, but not thick enough to wear to a knife fight. You'd be better off just wearing my skin as pajamas. I thought about becoming an organ donor, but first I want to see if I can actually get any money for my organs before I just give them away.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Callie- I'm hoping to stay in contact with everyone who buys an organ. Maybe visit the organ on weekends. Have I thought this through? Not really. But is it the best idea ever? Probably not. But at least I'm not selling my soul. I wonder what I could get for it.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- I won't eat any sticks, unless I'm lost in the forest and starving to death. But I'd be sure to chew and not just swallow them whole. You're getting a great deal on my large intestine. You're also getting my rectum with that. I hope you don't mind.


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attemptedhumour 5 years ago from Australia

I know mine are seasoned, worthless in a monetary sense but priceless if needed. Cheers and good luck at the auction.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

Yes, I noticed, but it's connected, so it's a deal! Then if someone ever tells me they're going to ream me a new one, I can say "ha ha I have two, na na naaa" I'll try not to let that happen though until after you don't need it any longer. I mean, ya know.. in case you go to jail or something :x hehe


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funmontrealgirl 5 years ago from Montreal

Likin' this hub. Lovin' the content. And starting to follow the writer.


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dallaswriter 5 years ago from North Carolina

This was excellent! Great creativity. From the comments I have read, there is not much I can say! Well, well, well done my friend. It inspires me to be more humerous:)I think a handful of us in a room together could be scary... funny, but scary :)


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tgopfrich 5 years ago from Stettler, AB

lmao, that was the strangest thing I've read all morning. Good job on that!


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Keith- Your organs are seasoned? Sounds delicious. I'm coming to your place for dinner. I'll bring a nice Chianti.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- Thanks, but if I'm going to prison, I'd prefer to show up without a rectum, so if you could just buy it off me, that'd be perfect. Imagine how confused the inmates will be.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

funmontrealgirl- Thanks for stopping by. Please buy an organ. I'm starting to think nobody's taking this advertisement seriously.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Dallas- A handful of us in a room? I'd be looking for the door. A single room couldn't hold so much awesomeness. It'd explode and we'd all be dead.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

tgopfrich- It was strange, wasn't it? I couldn't get the newspaper to print it, so I turned here.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

@Dallaswriter: So true. I can't imagine! We'd all 'bust a gut' ... no wait, then we couldn't sell it, um, we'd all have no fun nobody would end up in jail! (see comment to Mr. Q"

@Mr Q: I did say "in case" so, but if we all exploded then there'd be no worries! I did say too, "in case you went to prison" but to ease your worries there too, I'll buy it at your PSI (Pre Sentencing Investigation.) But don't forget, you didn't sell your mouth, so I should put that in my Survival Guide to Prison hub, which I AM still working on. Thanks for the tip cos I was just getting to the men's guide! Just for the record though, I'm pretty sure confusion of some sort is what got them there in the first place, it is a thought.

I really don't think you have to worry though, you seem like a good person. (Although you can get kinda pesky when you think someone accused you of not keeping your make up in order sheesh) I'll have to note that in my hub for the men's prison not to bring make up.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- I have no idea how I'd sell my mouth. I'd have to sell my whole head. I'm not quite ready to get rid of my head just yet. You're welcome for the tip (I'll probably hear that phrase a lot if I go to prison). Even good people go to prison. If I went, I'd probably be innocent, but who knows how long I'd be able to hold on to that innocence. I'm still eagerly awaiting your survival guide.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

lol! haa.. oh, yeah well, your best bet is just to be good and not end up there period. I'm still working on survival guide. Yes, I know good people go to jail it's sad.

On another note, I was watching a documentary and this guy wanted to test how long your head actually stays alive when they decapitate you. So the guy who was ready to be beheaded on his last day, the guy said, "blink your eyes if you can, as many times as you can" so he did, and soon as they beheaded him, the guy picked up the head and the eyes blinked 11 times! FREAKY. So, you might want to just have them make sure you're brain dead before you go selling it off. (off heheheheee) haha :)


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optimus grimlock 5 years ago

were you inspired by repo men???


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- I saw a documentary where they sowed a guy's head onto a chihuahua's body and it worked. I think it was called Mars Attacks. Was that a documentary? Maybe not.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

optimus- This wasn't actually inspired by Repo Man, but that is a great movie. If I don't receive payment for my organs, I'll have to reclaim them, so at that point it'll turn into Repo Man. But this is just me trying to make some extra money.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

Was that in Mars Attacks? Um, I might have to check that out again. Cheese horror rocks. Try to see The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra if you can. Neither are documentaries, but darn good ones! So was beer drinkers from outer space. Look Cadavra clips up on you tube, they're super funny! They are scientists. And a scientist is very scientifical, for a scientist. After all they are scientists.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- Both of those movies sound dumb. I can't wait to watch them. Ever watched Mystery Theater 3000? It was a show where you watch some guys watch some cheesy movie and make fun of it. It's awesome, so check it out. Especially The Creeping Terror. That's my favorite. Do they even have beer in space?


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Very very funny Q - I have always wanted a pair of balls of my very own! My can of whoop ass is running out!


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Realhousewife- Every real housewife needs a set of balls. I have a lot of respect for housewives. Mostly because I know they carry cans of whoopass in their purses. I hope my balls aren't out of your price range.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Haha! You are outrageously funny! But seriously, I would no longer need to fear the solicitors that come to my door way too often:-). I'm sure they would run away and never ever knock on my door again!


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

I LOVE MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000! In fact my friend and I that like cheese horror.. he will just watch them, but he said I should do one cos I have my own I toss in (cos he don't care if someone talks in a movie, it irks some people) I'm sure I've seen that one but I'll check if it's on Netflix and put it in my Queue cos I don't have cable.. well I actually only get about 4 local channels.

LOL@RH That must be what scares away my door solicitors! Maybe I need an extra set to hang up there, kinda like wind chimes LOL!!! haaaaaa Wait... um, ::thought cloud::: (Me thinks windchimes are a different shape)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Too funny Katharella! I hope the chimes are a different weight and texture - errr or maybe not!! LOL @ you!


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- Oops, that's right. Mystery SCIENCE Theater 3000. I own 3 volumes of that. I wish I had some robots to watch movies with me. I can't believe that mad scientist guy makes that poor dude watch all those bad movies. That's just twisted. Have you seen the actual movie of that show? I think they did it with a movie called This Planet Earth or something. Been a while since I saw that.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Realhousewife- Are you thinking about putting the balls on your door and using them as knockers? That's a great idea. Better than the wind chime thing. You could hang them from your rearview mirror, too. But what you do with them is your buisness.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Cool! I am going to hang them where normal people hang a flower basket!! Maybe I'll throw in a big BOW! Lol!


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

Adam, don't be silly, we're women, we have our own knockers! :P But we could make klackers... anybody remember them? (or I'm the only old one lol)

I looked up MST last night they only had 4 episodes on Netflix and on free play! But they're ones I've seen recently. Whoever thought that up was brilliantly horrible. But those are some mouthy robots. Funny tho, yeah poor guy. Try to see Idiocracy, you'll love it too.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Katharella! I remember klackers! Wow - I don't see those anymore. Guess the manufacturer got sued a few times. Reminds me of that Saturday Night Live episode where the guy was selling children's toys such as "Bag O Glass". Hilarious!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

Klackers ... ha ha ... those are so annoying. My MIL brings them home after they have those meetings at work to get everybody hyped up. Apparently they must be motivating or something! LOL - more like annoying!!!


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AngRose 5 years ago

Q, What the heck happened to Erik? I miss him!


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Realhousewife- You're insanely clever. I should just give you my balls for free, because I'm not doing anything with them. Hanging them up would be a good idea, and if you have a cat, then that'd supply the cat with some entertainment. They like things that dangle.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- Idiocracy, is that a movie with Luke Wilson? I'll check it out. Ha-ha to the comment about knockers. And I know what klackers are, so you're not that old. Hours of entertainment right there. For even more fun, check out ball in a cup. Which is something else my balls could be used for, I guess.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Do they like dangling participles? Lol Q is what it is;-). I do have a big black cat - her name is Mia and she is an excellent hunter. Some days she brings me a mouse, bird and rabbit. Dangers of living in the Midwest. No we shan't trust her with those!

Lmao!


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Stacy- Klackers really is motivating. Also annoying, and when you finally snap and kill whoever's playing, you'll have a great motive. Just blame it on that motivating klackers. It motivates death. Any jury would be sympathetic and understand your motives. Is it the ultimate board game or the ultimate boring game? You be the judge.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Realhousewife- Lol. I was sitting here with a blank look on my face, trying to remember what dangling participles are. I should have finished my English degree. Your cat sounds awesome. I wish I had a pet that worshiped me and offered me sacrifices. Mia just loves you, I guess. If she doesn't have a bell, maybe you could put the balls on her collar. Being a hunter, she'd probably fancy that idea.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Oh I don't remember anything from - oh I took honors English - except my teacher was a real itch bay and I always had red pen scratches that said "dangling participle!" or "fragmented!". I didn't learn anything I don't think - she was so unapproachable I didn't even want to ask.......so look at it this way - you saved your money on that class!


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

RealHousewife- I actually know 99% of what there is to know about grammer and English related stuff, but I only write perfect English when I'm doing papers. It's a curse knowing all this stuff, because I realize most people don't care about it. I don't really care, either. People can get their point across without proper grammer. I'd make a great English teacher, huh. A's for everyone! Yay. And you get an A+. :)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Haha! Yup Q - everyone gets an A and a keg party:) thanks for letting me know that you are good with the grammar and all - I might just hafta pick yer brains!


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neeleshkulkarni 5 years ago from new delhi

hey listen- what do i get for free??? i mean i do buy and all that but there is no point if as a free gift i get something i could not use.( or already have one of)so please clarify if a gift can be chosen from the offered organs.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

RealHousewife- Why pick my brain when you can just buy it? Make me a bid. :) Unless you still have your heart set on the balls.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

neeleshkulkarni- The free organ will be a surprise. Most likely a pancreas. But if one of these 'for sell' items don't actually sell, then I might just give you a package deal. A buy one get one free type of thing.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

::whew:: sure glad I have the Sphincter as a throw in freebie! (I mean in case I go to prison or something)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Well I don't know that is a really tempting! I mean if I had your brain then I might have a good one! You have a create e mind! I just have a dumb brain so no - I'll still have the balls. I give ya $40 and a six pack.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- I'm not sure that'll come in handy for you if you go to prison, unless you need to hide contraband. But you're getting the best deal with the large intestine package. Because you're getting all that for only a penny. I feel like I'm being screwed on this, and I haven't even gone to prison yet.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

RealHousewife- You sure know how to bargain with guys. I'll take that $40 and the six pack. I'd be pretty dumb to turn down beer. The current bid is $501, but I'll take beer over money any day of the week. But the beer had better be worth $461 at least.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Katharella - practice a really good "crazy" look for when you go to prison. I heard that is the way to keep your cellie from bothering you! When they even look at you - yep. Give 'em the crazy 'look' .........it is especially good if you have nystagmus. That's when your eyes move side to side speedy quick and creepy like!


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

@Q Well, if I go to prison with your sphincter you won't have to worry. Besides, guess what. My friend gave me a Medical Terminology book, and the Sphincter is part of the rectum so you can't give me one without the other. So you won't get screwed! Cool huh!:D All for a penny too! I feel good when I shop and get a good deal! :) :) Besides I need a place to hide the shiv.

@RH I'll remember to add that in my Prison survival guide! Making note of it right now! (Note to self..crazy look nystagmus! I do that really good actually! Thanks!

IT IS FUNNY THAT I JUST READ THAT TO MY FRIEND AND I SAID: DID THAT MAKE YOU SQUEEZE YOUR BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER TOO? AND HE SAID YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE IT UNTIL YOU SAID THAT, AND I HAVEN'T RELAXED THEM YET. :D haaaa...

ANYWAY Adam, while you were doing that awful "work" ::shudder:: thing, us girls have been putting together our Superhero hub and you are the first male, so you are the Alpha male, and need your input! Oh, and there is a new person who wants to join, TY. So as the Alpha male Superhero you should probably get say on if he's the Beta or the Delta.. or Gamma. I have outlined in my Superhero hub what is available and what isn't. Plus, I was going to tell you, since I was elected to write the Superhero Clique Club rules, that you should read them and decide if there needs any revisions to it, or to invite anyone you think would be interested in joining. But they do have to pass the initiation. (which is writing a dummy hub, subject doesn't matter or if it makes sense, since or scents or cents.)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Hide the shiv...LOL!

Yeah, haha! Keep practicing 'the look'. And you'll be getting packs of smokes and twinkles by the dozens!


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

RealHousewife- That shifty eye thing or whatever is extrememely creepy. There's this actor that has that problem. He was in Identity. Maybe you know who I'm talking about. But I'd definately stay away from someone like that.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- I feel like I'm getting screwed because I'm only getting a penny for my large intestine. Do you know how many pennies I've swallowed in my life? There's probably still some in there, lodged in my intestine. You're going to buy this thing for a penny, open it up, and find another penny and make your money back. You'll probably also find the head of an action figure. If you do, please mail that back to me, because I still have the rest of the body and it's a collectable, but not without the head. And I guess I should start on a dumb hub to pass my initiation, because everything I write is pretty serious.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Too funny Q! It is weird isn't it? I've seen a guy in the lab with it, he scared me!

I was looking for a hub of yours this weekend - couldn't find it. It had the chicken that crossed the road jokes. I heard one for you this weekend, so here goes:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum how!

I thought of you! Sweet!


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Realhauoasaeife- Yes, really weird. It's like they're looking at a fly and not at you. I know a guy who has a glass eye and for the life of me, I can never remember which one it is. It weirds me out. Thanks for the joke. Yeah, possum are too dumb to figure out how to cross a road by themselves. It's a very challenging process for some animals. Like deer, they get halfway across and then forget what side they were crossing to, so they just stop there and get ran over. It's sad.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

Q!!!! No fair! When you buy something at auction, you get contents! I'll sell ya the action figure head for $20. cos that's one thing I do, is buy and sell... from auctions.

OH I loved Identity! Great flick! Although I don't like Cusak as a person, he's really full of himself, I'm guessing he really does have shifty eyes in real life even with out a shiv.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

Oh, you musta posted that before I finished. I have 3 glass eyes (from an auction REALLY NOT KIDDING LOL) so if you need one, we could just shift them around or play marble games with them. I have them in an old fashion eye glass. I used to think they were to rinse something out of your eye, but now I'm thinking they used them like those things people put their fake teeth in. Now I'm getting creeped out by them.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- That's not very nice. It's like that show where people bid on abandoned storage buildings or whatever. If you don't give me that head for free, I'm going to add some worms to my intestine deal as a surprise.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- What? lol. How about you just sell them to Barbergirl in case she ever loses the 3 eyes she has already.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

OH I know someone who'll buy the worms too. Wow I'm a great shopper when it comes to deals!!! Ok ok ok... $15. ONLY if you don't plan on selling the whole action figure!


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

I forget, did she say she had 3 eyes?


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

Q: And besides I never give head for free! What kinda girl do you think I am! Sheeesh! I run a Superhero club ya know!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

My half brother has hit like 4 deer near my moms house. His car was in the shop being repaired and he drove my moms BMW - yep he hit a deer with that one too. I'm getting vewy vewy supicious!

I call him "the deer slayer".!


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

RH: What'd you do with the other half of your brother?


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- I was wondering if you were going to pick up on that head thing. lol. Should I make a bid or something?


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Realhousewife- I was going to make a dwarf joke about your half brother, but now I won't, since Kathy came up with something better. I've never hit a deer with my car, but people called me the deerslayer, too, actually. Probably because I shot like 9 deer one hunting season. But I don't hunt, anymore. Stopped as soon as I became a meat cutter. I guess my thirst for blood was satisfied. Or maybe I just got sensitive.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

Q: NO! You can't bid back on your own actions! It's not only not fair but it's against the law! But like I said, you can buy the head back, provided you still want it if the shiv doesn't get to it first. But if you say you'll buy it back, it's "as is."

Try swallowing the rest of the doll and I'll cut hehe "cut" ya a better deal. That is if the shiv don't get to it first.


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

You guys are too funny. I am still going for the balls... why - cause I think it would be fun to have an extra set around... ha ha - I bid $502 and a 12 pack. Although I am thinking the 12 pack will definately seal the deal.

About the 3 eyes... I don't believe they are in need of replacing yet. They never really worked so I guess it would be weird to have one that did. Hmmmm.... besides, I am not much of a shopper and my husband would kill me if I bought another thing... especially since I have already bid on the balls! LOL


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

OH I have the perfect comeback to set the hubby at ease! Tell them you meant to say EYEballs! LOL Then when he asked then why you have balls and eyes, simply say, you had no idea they were separate! Then give them that "I don't get it either" look!


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- I'm not swallowing the rest of my action figure. That's impossible. I'll have to insert it elsewhere. It might damage that part of the intestine, though.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

BG- I have you down for a 12 pack. I like the idea of getting beer for my organs. I bet a lot of homeless guys would like that kind of deal, too. These balls could probably pass for fake eyes if you painted them up a little.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Katharella - ha! Lol! Poor brother os kinda short! He is really cute though!

Q - are you seriously a butcher? Cool!

BBG - I also have bid on the balls! Can we just split them? I mean one ball is better than none right?


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Granny's House 5 years ago from Older and Hopefully Wiser Time

LOL, very funny and clever. Well done!

Tina


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

Hi Tina, please don't outbid me on the large intestine! I'll need it if I ever go to prison. :)

RH: Oh it's rude to bid against a fellow hubber! But that's between you two! But remember we must have some morals if we're going to break rules on being a Superhero!

Q: Geeeeze, already I said you can have the friggin' head to your toy back! Sheesh, crybaby! And anyway I told you I need it, because my Dr. told me mine is mad at me and irritable! I have to keep it calm! So ok don't injure it more with the rest of the toy! Sheesh!

TINA: Hi, please don't outbid me on the large intestine, because I told Q I'd give the head to a toy he swallowed back. (but I don't really plan on it but don't tell him) Please feel free to hop hubs of ours and become a friend! :) We're really good we have a Superhero club so we can protect you! (but be careful of Q! He is thinking of becoming an evil supervillan and we'll have epic battles of good and evil) .. and you know who always wins in good vs. evil! :)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Well Kat I think it was an accident! BBG was our of town when I made my bid errrrr or maybe I missed hers - either way we are all heroes and I would give them to BBG. I will find another orggan to bid on. After all, they are a choking hazard! LOL


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Realhousewife- Yeah, I'm a butcher. So all my dreams came true. I'm a butcher of the English language at times. Yeah, I think BBG is pretty determined to get that item, so maybe you'd be interested in the brain, instead. You can still hang that from your porch or whatever.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Tina- Thanks for dropping by. Hang around after the aution's over. Whatever organs don't get sold are going in the dumpster and you might be able to pick something nice out of there for free. Cross your fingers. There just might be a brain. Even though that'll be in the gutter and not the dumpster.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- My intestine has your name on it. I stuck a Sharpie up there and wrote it in big letters. So no worries. Just as long as we have an understanding and I get that head you promised me.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

So Q - is it animals? LOL

Totally kidding, I'm laughing, the parrots are laughing!


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Realhousewifi- Of course, it's animals. Including parrots. Are those parrots laughing now? Tell them I'm only kidding. They're not fat enough to eat. They can take that as a compliment if they want.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

I laughed again, they laughed again, you didn't realize you had an audience tonight did you? I dont think the parrots care if they are fat. They want me to be fat. Each morning I notice they like to gently bite my finger and they do this several times. I do believe they are sampling me. They are planning on making a meal out of me.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

OH how cool is that! We have a Parrot gallery..er.. I mean audience! I think they're secretly heckling us. (Get them to bid on the brains! They might clog up the gutters, and no house should have clogged up gutters with it coming springtime!) Or Q did you mean gutter as in the kind on the roadside?

RH: Do you think your Parrots have anything to do with Hitchcock's The Birds? That's creepy if they do! Tell them you'll bid on Q's brains so they don't clog gutters! Then they can pick his brains! That'll keep them from biting you!

Q: You did get the sharpie out right? I mean, if it's going to house a shiv, it can't have to sharp objects in there or the head might fall into your abdominal cavity and be lost forever! Worse yet, go into the small intestine and I don't think anybody bid on that and you might throw it away on accident.. I mean before I get a chance to look around and find it.

Oh back to the Parrots, how many words do they know? I'm asking cos I wouldn't suggest them knowing the word "Butcher" because they might get scared and really bite you! If they understand that tell them they'll be able to pick brains, but you'll wash them if they get too icky from the gutter.


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

I like the idea of splitting the balls - I know Q won't like his balls being separate but maybe they can visit each other on road trips... lol... besides, that means only half a 12 pack cost. We can split the deal :)

Besides, I can probably make alot of money has a female with one ball... or I can just find a job in the circus... hmmmmm the possibilities!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

If you meet a nice contortionist let me know. Maybe they will uh my bed. Haha!

Hey this tune just POPped into my head, "I split some balls and I liked it"!

LOL


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

:::thought cloud::: wonders if splitting balls is making Q cringe.......


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

Hey I was just reading the rules on the balls. If you guys split them, then neither of you get the free bag!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

::::::::::omg::::::::::::you:::::::are:::::::::too::::::::::funny:::::::::Kat:::::::!!!!!!


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

Well, thanks for some credit, but Q is the funny one, he just leaves himself wide open! My dad always said 'never pass up a chance.' Not sure what he meant by that. BBG is funny, hey maybe someday we'll be a stand up comedy routine, but I'm not going to sell my innards on the black market even if it's not taxed. (that's soo totally meta) -I guess I'll do a movie and quotes so you get them too!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Kat - your dad sounds like he was a card! My step dad that raised me was too. He was always keeping us in stitches. Except when he was ticked about something a little maybe bad that I did:) lol! I did lots of crazy junk. I never got into too much trouble though because he could never help laughing at me. It's hard to stay mad at someone when they make you laugh. I used that one in my favor!


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

Yeah a real card he was.. I think he came out of a tarot deck because how many kids do you know that have to spell "Khrushchev" before they can go out and play! Or name 5 seas, and know that Greenland is Ice and Iceland is Green! But yeah, actually Q's humor kinda reminds me of my dad because he would say those things and not crack a smile! Plus I was the spoiled one cos I was the "oops" child. I had a good daddy I miss him. Well, before he started shittin' his pants. ::sigh:: :)


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

I'm thinking I better bid on the brains and the nerves before someone else does. .05 for the nerves and .04 for the brains because I do have a tshirt that says I hear voices and they don't like you. I wear it to my psychiatrist office and wear sunglasses in the waiting room. When someone laughs I sit straight faced. After all I'm only there for the drugs to keep the voices quiet. My nerves get quite frazzled, so I could possibly need them in the future. Oh I just love auctions! It's almost like shopping only you don't even need the magic card!


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IzzyM 5 years ago from UK

What a brilliant idea for a hub! Well done!


jackattack360 5 years ago

weird but cool and funny


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

I still can't decide.....see Q - I think ya done sold it all! Now what'cha gonna throw up on that block? How bout some man boobs? Got any O those?


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

@RH.. wow, ya know, now that you mention it, I bet he sold those before he put up the auction!


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Greenblood 5 years ago from Toronto, Canada

Why balls are so expensive ? It may need some promotion ...may be a free gift if you want to sell it. I think used balls may have higher value in the market too ..


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

IzzyM- Thanks. I thought it was a good idea at first, but now some people are showing a real interest in some of these items, and I might just have to go through with it.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Jackattack- Thanks. You're the first person to find this weird, or the first to openly admit that it's weird. I think it's weird, too, so I'm the second person to openly admit that. You can buy anything on the Internet these days, huh.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Realhousewife- I'm really sensitive about my man boobs. Why would you bring that up? Those are actually included in the skin package. I'm keeping my muscles, though. I worked hard for those. And I'm getting rid of my skin, so everyone can see my muscles.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- Thanks for the extra bids. Do you just want to buy my body wholesale for only 25 cents? You don't bid really high, do you. lol. Makes me think you don't think my organs are worth anything.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

Weird? What's weird about it. I need a large intestine and brains and nerves!


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Greenblood- This is just an auction, really, so it's not like I'm asking an extravagant price for them. But they would be worth something if they were actually made of brass. I'm not sure what I'd add with the balls to sweeten the deal. Maybe a set of pingpong paddles?


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

You're already giving away the free bag with them, it says so in the description.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

No Adam, I guess since you don't know a much about my past, you don't know the in's and outs of resell! Auctions and targeting buyers. Since I've been doing this for almost 15 years, when I auction things off I tend to aim toward men and kids. Cos see, women are penny pinchers (no offense BBG) lol, and we try to get the best deals on stuff. Women tend to nickel and dime it, and men are more of the "I WANT THAT I'M DROPPING A HIGH BID ON IT." So that's why I have sold pages out of magazines in excess of $25. (to men) like of actresses they like or models. Some collect the photographers work. I buy magazines sometimes if it has someone who is popular at the given time. See BBG was Military, and that make her sort of aggressive when it comes to bidding, she was taught that and is just that way, that's why she dropped a high dollar bid on her items. So no, it's not that I don't think your stuff is worth less, I just go for "what if I have to resell them at some point I make money that way. I might of never mentioned that's how I saved for a downpayment for my house. Going to auctions. In fact I have a whole shed and upstairs full of stuff to sell. Plus there's things like "money in the bank" I might buy something of season or at a yard sale when I know I can sell it say, for a Halloween costume. Maybe to learn more about what I do with it, read my hub on how to make money hubpages.com/hub/makingebaymoney, you'll note that there are NO comments and only a couple of people answered in the poll, because everybody is out for an easy buck, and it is easy once you get in the groove of things, but it was apparent that only one person found it useful, they probably do resell, the other person is just flat out lazy! The other only easy way to make money is having someone give it to you! I did all the things and learn all those things over a few years, so it didn't come easy. But any time I see anything I can profit off of I do. Since I wrote that eBay has changed some because they were losing money due to all these other ways of making money, so I think you get like 5 free listings a month. They only take a portion out, and payment goes directly to my paypal account. So when I go to ship off whatever I sold, I take my paypal card to the post office and pay for their postage right there, and all the leftover money on the PP card is mine. Adam, this is going to really weird you out, but it's TRUE. You can sell your SOCKS to other men who have male foot fetishes. I tend to pick up oversized jewelry at yard sales JUST FOR MEN who cross dress. I had one guy praise me because he loved my oversize jewelry, and because he was a man, he needed things like earrings to be bigger. Old photos are another good sell. I sold 6 old snapshots that came in a $2. box lot at an auction down by the Ocean for like $20. because it was guys dressed up as girls, most likely for halloween. There's a lot to learn but it's easy if you really try to earn money at resell. I figured my aunt raised 4 kids doing it, I could do it for myself online and I did. Back before eBay got greedy and postage skyrocketed I was making nearly 3grand a month doing it, and that's how I saved for the house. Plus took many trips back n' forth to Michigan, and did a lot of sight seeing with just me and my dog. Now my parents have died, so I'll only go back there to visit with friends... after I get my house closing and stuff squared away! Cool huh! lol. Details are in that hub. So before you move out to Arizona, you might want to read that hub over if you plan on selling anything for real. :) really! lol


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Rudra 5 years ago

hey, have you considered putting them on ebay. I am sure you will get some bids.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

The comment right above yours is about ebay. But it's against the law and eBay rules to sell anything alive, not puppies or kittens or animals, or even dirty underwear.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Well Q - I'm just trying to help you raise some money:). Know what? I'll switch. How about the butt? You gonna throw that up on the block? Mine is cracked. I could use a new one. I hope it's real big too! Don't sell me no skinny butt!


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Rudra- Hey, I was starting to think ebay was a good idea, and then Katharella went and shot it down. :( But are organs technically alive? I would think it'd be like selling car parts or something, so maybe selling organs is okay. I'll check into it.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- Seriously? I can sell my used socks on there? Uh, does it matter what I used the socks for? Don't ask, don't tell, I guess. But this is a good idea. I can sell my dirty socks online, which would save me having to wash them, and then I could use the money to buy new socks. Thanks for the info. I usually throw my old clothes away, because I can't stand the thought of someone else wearing them. Hey, maybe you could sell my $90 shirts for me.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Realhousewife- No, it's a nice bum. lol. Has the built in booty pop. Some gay guy said it was the nicest he'd ever seen, so that's something, I guess. But yeah, my bum is a great purchase if you want to grab it.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Your a@@ is mine!


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Lol. I like your enthusiasm.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

Sorry, I got carried away owning that Hello Kitty AK-47. I guess it shoots down more than MRE's and salt. I think you can sell them on the blackmarket though. And it's not even taxed! I'm very knowledgeable about Reaganomics.(movie quote alert) - Besides I thought they were alive, I told you I would need yours because mine was too irritable!

I think you can sell organs, but I tried to sell one on there, and no takers. I had to put it on craigslist, and give it away for free to get it out of my house and a place for my make up desk (the vanity is just too small for all my stuff.) Plus I wanted a bigger mirror and drawer.

And yes, the rules say they must be washed, but WHO ELSE would buy dirty socks? Yeah, no need to answer that as I already know. But no I'm thinking they probably want them to choke their chickens. I don't think they actually wear them on their feet. Oh, but Adam, you should totally donate your clothes you don't want to good will shops. They help people who cannot afford to shop in high price stores like Wal-Mart. I even shop there at resell & goodwill shops that is, not Wal-mart, I like Belks and JCPenny's better, they give me magic cards that I don't even need money for!!:) I love clothes made by ana, because the material is like that old shirt you've had for ages but can't part with, only ana is new. Plus, if you didn't know, you put them in a bag, put a price on it, keep the receipts and get a tax write off on them too!

I thought you wanted to keep your $90. shirts! I'll tell you how you can get more money out of them, is by actually modeling them, and showing off your abs in the photo of them. Don't forget to add the measurements not just size. Try to look hot, and maybe want to wear a padded speedo.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

RH: I hate to correct you when you're not on the Superhero hub, but it's @$$! :) (And don't tell Q I said this but I think he's being pretty selfish with his @$$ cos of the built in Booty Pop! He could put a minimum bid of like .5 on it at least!)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Thank you Q!


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- If I had a set of impressive abs, then I'd definately do some modeling, but as it turns out, I don't. :( But at least I wouldn't have to pad the speedo. Just saying. And maybe saying too much already. Of course, if my balls sell, then I'll probably have to resort to some sort of pad, just to make up the loss.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Realousewife- You're welcome, and no, thank you!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Hey Q - where's my a@@?

Lol! Couldnt pass that one up!


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Realhousewife- Your a@@ is nearby. I'm keeping an eye on it. :P


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Ok good don't allow any funny business going on back there now that it's mine!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

Ha ha - why didn't I think of the a@@.... I could have used one of those too. I don't really have one... hence the need for the booty pop. I could have saved myself about $15 bucks if I had a little back... lol

However, to correct Katherella, I really am a penny pincher. The bid on the balls went up so high because of Q's room mate. I felt bad because he would be out part of his rent if the bid went through. So really, I only outbid the previous bidder by $1 and a 6 pack... I needed to one up them, especially since I could use a pair of my own... lol


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Yeah BBG - I used to know someone who loved to say this (and particularly to me!) "everyone likes a little a@@ but no one likes a smart a@@"!!!! I bet you can not imagine anyone saying those kinds of things about me!


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

Ah, oh ok, well you're only 'kind of" correcting me cos you're are female and I said they are penny pinchers. But it was nice of you to not let it go through to save him on the rent thing! :) So you're nice but cheap! lol!

I'm just glad I've not been outbid on the brain! It's going to be fun taking that to my doctor sand saying it needs to be examined too. I'm going to put it in a jar with colored water just Steve Martin did. I'll have to take it to my medical Dr. and not a shrink because I do want it to stay the same size.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Realhousewife- I'm still waiting for a bid on my a@@. I don't know what kind of person you think I am, but I don't give a@@ for free. I'm not that kind of girl. Or guy, I mean. Wow, I almost forgot what gender I am. I'm kind of sad that I'll be kissing my a@@ goodbye. Just so you know, its name is Jack. Please be kind to it. Or rough. Jack don't care.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Barbergirl- Thanks for continuing to outbid people. It's nice to know my balls will be in good hands.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Oh you are correct! I've got to bid before someone else gets your a@@ off the block! How about 15 bucks and a box of HO HO's? That's chocolate ya know?


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- You're going to scare people if you carry my brain around in a jar, but I do like the idea. Since you mention movies a lot, I figured I'd throw one back at you. Have you seen Seven Pounds? About the guy who was giving away his organs... I just watched it, and I was like, hey, I'm doing that, too. But he was giving them away to good people who really needed them, and I thought that's what I should do. But then I wouldn't be getting that 10 cents from you, and I really need that 10 cents for rent.


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Realhousewife- Lol. I was gonna say no, I can't accept HoHos, because they go straight to my a@@. But now I realize I won't have to worry about that. Thanks, and bid accepted.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

I don't think I've every seen seven pounds, but I'll put it in my Queue. (my Q lol) It's ok that I scare people, I like doing that even when it's not Halloween.


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

No problem... glad to help out so you know your balls are in good hands. Although you might want to check references... lol


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Q -I am over the moon:)!


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

I don't think I've every seen seven pounds, but I'll put it in my Queue. (my Q lol) It's ok that I scare people, I like doing that even when it's not Halloween.

RH: I love that.. "I am over the moon" saying! I first heard it on my youtube account, looking up girls who apply make up/tips etc. And the one and only I subscribe to, she actually got picked up and got her own make up line!! Her make up tips are totally awesome, and at the end she says "Zoom Zoom" in her English accent, but when she got her own make up line, she said "I'm just over the moon" like 50 times LOL it was just too cute of a way of saying how happy she was! I have Brit friends with cool sayings and such but I liked over the moon, brings a whole new thought process to "the cow jumped over the moon" LOL I no longer associate cows with the moon LOL!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

I like it too Kat - lets start saying it everywhere!

I'm over the moon about that!

Just like that see? Lol


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

Good idea! I'm over the moon I'm getting 3 body parts from Q! I mean that really IS over the moon! Ever see The Stand -Steven King? "M-o-o-n spells moon" "B-e-e-r spells Moon" LOL! Ah!!! Superherohubbers are OVER THE MOON!! Yeah cool! We rock! lol :)


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Kathy- Have you ever seen the movie Moon? It's about clones and it's great. I have several clones and they're just as lazy as me. Go figure.

Realhousewife- I'm over the moon, too. I'm not sure what it means, but I figured I'd jump on the bandwagon.


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Q - maybe we need to ask the cow? Wasn't it he who jumped over the moon?


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What Is Q 5 years ago from Tennessee Author

Yeah, we should ask the cow, I guess. Or the little dog who laughed to see such fun. But was it fun? We need to talk to that cow and find out these things. Maybe the cow didn't think it was fun at all. Maybe he thought it was a bad idea.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

No I haven't seen it that I recall, but I did just go into Netflix and add it to my Q..er.. queue. I bumped it to the top so it'll come with my next shipment. I'll review.

First time I heard about over the moon was from this sweet girl with an English accent who got her make up product picked up by a large company, now she's famous! She just kept saying "I'm over the Moon" in her cute voice! While I thought it was an adorable saying, I thought.. Wow, it must be WAY cooler than over the rainbow cos first all the cows went there, now people are! And only Dorothy went over the rainbow, and we know how that turned out! Chased by a scary witch, getting snowed on my poppies, locked up in a castle by flying monkey's.. I dunno. I'm thinking over the moon must be a much more fun place to be. Although I still liked that horse of a different color, especially when it was purple. Maybe later I'll give Roger Waters a call and see what he thinks.


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Catsandogs 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

You're funny.


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nicomp 4 years ago from Ohio, USA

Much better deals are available on OBay.com


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What Is Q 4 years ago from Tennessee Author

@nicomp- Yes, but just remember, you get what you pay for (obviously). All these organs are certified one-owner, and you never know with OBay.


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nicomp 4 years ago from Ohio, USA

So true, I was following a second-hand kidney on OBay and it turned out to be in such poor condition that even David Crosby would refuse it.


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What Is Q 4 years ago from Tennessee Author

@nicomp- All used organs should come with CarFax, so you know how many owners it had. I would think that if a kidney kept passing hands, that it could survive for hundreds of years, as long as it had a host to keep it alive. Might get a kidney from some civil war fellow.


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nicomp 4 years ago from Ohio, USA

If you would like to collaborate with me, the domain CellFax.com is available. An RFID tag on the organ and a QR code on the forehead of the 'caretaker' of that organ will go a long way toward addressing this issue.

Either that, or Congress gets involved.


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What Is Q 4 years ago from Tennessee Author

@nicomp- I would be delighted. Seems the only options for getting organs today is either the black market (in which case you don't know what you're getting) or getting them donated by someone who's about to die (but who wants to wait around for that?). I think it's about time someone turned this into a legitamate buisness. I'm sure there's people who don't need organs, but simply want one as a pet to keep in an aquarium. It is our duty to serve all of these people's needs. If we become millionaires in the process, so be it.


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Tom Koecke 4 years ago from Tacoma, Washington

I wish you luck, Q. I was hoping to find a Wurlitzer.


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What Is Q 4 years ago from Tennessee Author

@Tom Koecke- Sorry to mislead you with the word organ, but you could always spend your piano money on some of my body parts. If I told you they were a tax write off, would that influence your decision any?


Chris Hugh 4 years ago

Do you combine shipping?

Also, would you happen to have a feline urinary tract available? I've spent $700 on Twitch's vintage original model in the last four days and he thinks it's time for an upgrade.


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nicomp 4 years ago from Ohio, USA

Combining shipping is no problem as long as all the organs fit into a cooler. We could probably make you a deal on an entire used cat, but I'd have to talk to my manager. You're really making me work for this commission.


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Tom Koecke 4 years ago from Tacoma, Washington

Well, if it's a tax write off, I could use a spare middle finger I can mount to the outside of my van to subtly flip off people who piss me off without my passengers being aware of it. I know it's not really an organ, but it would have business use.

If not that, I really want a gamma ray disintigrator gun, if you happen to have one of those laying around.


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What Is Q 4 years ago from Tennessee Author

@Chris Hugh- I wasn't born with a feline urinary tract, unfortunately, but I'm sure I can find a cat who's willing to donate. $700 is a lot of money. I'll get you one for $350. Yes, it's a deal, and you're welcome.

@nicomp- Thanks for having my back on this one, and I'm glad you're working on commission, because I can't afford to pay you right now until this buisness is completely off the ground. By the way, you get an employee discount.

@Tom Koecke- That would be a good investment, and I'd totally give you the finger if I could. I'm kind of attached to it, though. I'm not a licensed firearms dealer, so any gamma ray disintigrator guns I might sell you would have to be done away from this hub, so that I don't get in trouble. Feel free to contact me and we'll do this deal under the table and off the books.

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