WORST BANDS EVER
WORST BANDS EVER
WHAT IS THE WORST BAND EVER?
I'm not talking about a solo artist (lucky for you, Vanilla ice) or a duo. The band had to have had 3 or more members.
I'm also not talking about your brother's garage band.. we all know that band sucks.
Candidates under consideration here have had to have sold millions of albums. In other words, they are (or have been) very popular... but still still suck.
This is all in good fun (please, no death threats.. I now how some of you get when your favorite group is attacked).
Have a look at the candidates below and let us know if you think they should be on the "Music Bands That Suck" list... and tell which missing band should be added.
WHICH IS THE WORST BAND EVER?
The B52s "Rock Lobster" tune has led many people to give up shellfish altogether
Whenever I hear a song by the B52s, I lament that someone in the Pentagon didn't have the foresight to send a military plane of the same name to strike the studio where the band recorded its first album. Sadly, that opportunity is has long since passed... and humanity now has to suffer.
Listen to the B52s' historic hit "Rock Lobster" (if you dare)
The Village People.. or a Halloween party gone very wrong??
THE VILLAGE PEOPLE
Medical researchers recently released a study that proved a direct correlation between increased levels of obesity, and the disinclination of people to hit the gym after listening to the Village People song "Y.M.C.A."
This little guy can't sing either
"Burmese pythons" and "Corn snakes" are at times born with a lack of pigmentation that causes them to be white in color. Odd in appearance, these creatures have no musical talent whatsoever. The same can be said for Whitesnake
For the longest time, I thought Duran Duran's song "The Reflex" referred to the natural impulse to vomit when one of their songs came on the radio. Duran Duran was one of the most successful bands in the 1980s... which just goes to show you how bad that decade was musically.
THE GREATFUL DEAD
The loyal fans of this band are collectively known as "Dead Heads". This moniker no doubt has something to do with the vast amount of drugs one must smoke before being able to appreciate their music.
SHA NA NA
Most religious scholars believe that one sure sign the world is coming to an end is the fact that SHA NA NA actually got to perform at Woodstock.
Think of it... you had Hendrix, Joan Baez, Santana, The Who, and SHA NA NA!
Capitalizing on the nostalgia of 1950s Rock n Roll, this group, staring 'Bowser" actually had a hit TV show from 1977 to 1981.
SHA NA NA IN ACTION
NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK
This boy band sold over 80 million albums worldwide. The band was the brainchild of record producer Maurice Starr.. who will no doubt one day face a UN tribunal for crimes against humanity for his leading role in the group's formation
SEE THE DREAMY (NOT SO) NEW KIDS HERE...
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