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Kate after announcement.
Kate after announcement.

Another winner in life's lottery

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Prince William - Willie to his mates, has proven to be a better man that his wimpish exterior would suggest. He has achieved what any red-blooded man would have been ecstatic to attempt: he has impregnated the delicious Kate - and it took about a year only, although the cynical amongst us suspect he practiced for nearly a decade.

We would still have been in the dark about the approaching motherhood - the royals like to keep us guessing as long as possible before informing their loyal subjects another privileged sponger has joined the ranks.

But we now know, and those who view kings and queens as approaching deities, are billing and cooing all over the air-waves. Kate had to give it up as she was suffering from “serious early morning sickness,” bless her, and this necessitated a trip to hospital.

So the lovely girl is back in the news and for something more substantial (pun meant) than the photos of her titties she tried to block early in the year.

Thank goodness for little sperms, though, this stunning news has almost wiped the Israeli-Palestine dilemma from the news. And we will now have years of this, all through the pregnancy and then as the child is born…”A child is born!!!” You know the song I mean.

What a wonderful Xmas pressie for the nation! We can forget all our money worries and rejoice as the new royal begins to spend and spend - or mum and dad do.

What a lottery is this life indeed. Imagine all the world’s mums who conceived at the same moment as Kate. Most of their progeny will be born in - at best - ordinary circumstances and - at worst - in abject poverty. But not little…what? Charlie, James, Maggie, Lizzie?? This little barely formed embryo is destined to be cosseted, spoiled and lauded from the cradle to the grave, and then maybe be a queen or king in turn.

The spawn of pirates…Stinks, doesn’t it?

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Robert Erich 4 years ago from California

You make some great points in this article. It is amazing how a pregnant woman can clear the media of wars and problems, and her child will live a life financially far better than the majority. It's an interesting world. Entertaining article!


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WillStarr 4 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

And now, rumors that she might have twin buns in the oven!


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Au fait 4 years ago from North Texas

Millions of people visit the UK and spend lots of money there just to be able to see your royalty up close with field glasses! ;) Without your royalty and their antics would anyone know Great Britain exists?

Interesting hub Bobby!


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Old Poolman 4 years ago from Rural Arizona

Bob, Thanks for letting us know the Media finally reported some worthwhile news for a change. I'll bet you folks over there can hardly wait for another mouth or two to feed.


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diogenes 4 years ago from UK and Mexico Author

I only wrote this to have a reason to use the title which I quite like!

Thanks for comments...I know it can be argued pro or con

Bob


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Shyron E Shenko 3 years ago

Interesting hub. I will send your URL to my friend, Jane who is from the UK


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tillsontitan 3 years ago from New York

You always see what's really there. Kate is a lovely girl and yes, there will be years and years of coverage on this poor descendant! Voted up and interesting.


Emrah 2 years ago

All of my school aged kiodds are involved with some kind of extra-curricular activy. My 16 year old son is on the drumline at his high school, my pre-teen daughter is on the volleyball and softball teams and my 8 year old son is half way to his black belt in Taekwondo.My little guy who stays home with me and does flash cards during the day has extra-curricular activites of napping and cuddling with Mommy and Daddy! =)

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