What is Milking and Other Internet Trends

Milking- the latest internet craze.
Milking- the latest internet craze. | Source

Got Milk?

Moooove over planking! If you missed out on last year's planking and owling craze, here is a new trend that does a body good. Started by a group of students in the United Kingdom, milking involves purchasing a half gallon of milk from your favorite grocer and simply pouring it over your own head in public. Milkers say that they "milk" publically for the shock value.

They Milkers prefer to quench their need for attention in front of famous landmarks such as Exhibition Park at Newcastle University. Each incident of milking is video taped for prosperity and world enjoyment. Anyone can do it. Just get the camera rolling, pour the milk over your head, and be sure to capture your antics on video tape.

Milking is popular with young students in Newcastle and the trend has even inspired some businessmen to join in. Conspiracy theorists are already blaming local dry cleaners for starting the strange craze.

Milkers have the option of choosing to douse themselves with whole, 2%, or skim milk. At an average of $7.00 per gallon, milkers are discouraged from using organic milk for this stunt.

Local economists are already predicting a milk shortage in the UK as it is flying off the shelves at an alarming pace. Grocers are suggesting the milkers consider using powdered coffee creamer and Kool-Aid as an alternative.

While this trend is all in fun, the public remains appalled at the idea. Many who criticize the practice state that it is insulting when considering that child hunger is a world-wide epidemic. Many state that milk is commodity to be reserved and not wasted for such a prank. Weigh in with your opinion.

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

I am no longer surprised by the antics of my fellow human beings. It seems that we have no limits when it comes to doing things of a bizarre nature. I have never heard of it, and I'll never do it, but it is interesting to say the least. LOL Thanks for the head up, Tammy!


lovedoctor926 4 years ago

Not my idea of fun, but funny! I like your writing style in this piece.


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mary615 4 years ago from Florida

This is just about as crazy as the Cinnamon Challenge where kids try and swallow cinnamon (I wrote a Hub about that). They choke, they spit. It is actually dangerous. I guess "milking" is not dangerous, just wasteful!


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fpherj48 4 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Tammy.....I sure don't enjoy being a party-pooper, but the waste here is unacceptable, IMO. I hope that these young people choose an alternative to real milk....which is much better used for nourishment. They need to walk through a city slum and see hungry children who could benefit greatly from the milk they are foolishly wasting on a game of sorts..........UP+++


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

Although it looks very unappealing, Tammy, I can think of much worse things these lamebrain folks could be pouring over their heads, like . . . nope, I don't think I'll go there. You get the idea I'm sure. :)


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Mhatter99 4 years ago from San Francisco

Let's see. when I was going to college we all wanted to be "hippies". Now we went from planking to milking. Thank you for this.


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rcrumple 4 years ago from Kentucky

Tammy - To each generation the desire to express itself will be different from the previous. I have no objection to milking, or any other form of non violent protest. When we take away a person's ability to express themselves, we only lead ourselves into a molding of a herd of sheep. There's too many of them like that now. I say, "Go for it!" Interesting hub!


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carol7777 4 years ago from Arizona

I had to read this as I had never hear of milking. I am constantly amazed at the antics of people and trying to understand them is useless. Great hub and learning about something new.


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Suzie HQ 4 years ago from Dublin, Ireland

Hi Tammy,

Planking and now milking . . .OMG what crazy stuff and I am certainly no prude but this is mental and such a waste. On the flip side the students could be doing alot worse and getting into drugs, binge drinking . . . Thanks for this tit bit of craziness!!


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Cardisa 4 years ago from Jamaica

Milk is definitely good for the skin, but milking is a stupid way to get that beauty treatment.


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Why not give the milk to a shelter for hungry people. Just sayin'


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tammyswallow 4 years ago from North Carolina Author

While it is entertaining, I must agree with you wholeheartedly fpherj48. Gasoline is even cheaper than a gallon of milk.. That is NOT a suggestion by the way. Thanks for sharing your thoughts.


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midget38 4 years ago from Singapore

Cute, something indeed that young people love doing! I think it gets them attention but also promotes the value of milk. Will reach for a packet now! Will share this knowledge of an unusual trend!!


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old albion 4 years ago from Lancashire. England.

Hi tammyswallow. Yes here in britain, we do have our share of fun loving cracked pot attention seekers. It must be the opposite to some people who still see a brit as wearing a nice suit and bowler hat. LOL.

Graham.


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James A Watkins 4 years ago from Chicago

What will they think of next? Whoever "they" are. :-)

Thank you for the brilliant expose. I enjoyed it. But you won't see me joining in on this fun anytime soon.

James


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healthylife2 4 years ago from Connecticut, USA

This one made me laugh. I have never heard of this trend but have to admit it looks a little fun. I can't imagine what would happen if I was out in public in my town and did this..may have to drive an hour away to experiment. Voted up and sharing!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago

I was going to suggest something different but I thought I would get banned for just writing about it. What a waste of proteins and... I guess a trend is a trend. Hope they don't come up with some spitting contest, but among the participants!


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Just Ask Susan 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Never heard of this before and seems really silly. When I was in high school streaking was the big thing.


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tlmcgaa70 4 years ago from south dakota, usa

this actually makes me angry. those idiots have no clue to what they are wasting. if they have the money to throw away like that it would by far be better spent helping those in need. makes me wonder how much brains our younger generation has...and how much capacity for compassion.


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moonlake 4 years ago from America

I saw this on tv and thought it was crazy. Waste of good milk that some hungry person would love to have. It like brides destroying the wedding dresses for pictures. One bride even lost her life over it.

Voted up.


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rasta1 4 years ago from Jamaica

I do not drink milk, so it does not bother me. It is very unhealthy to drink anyway. Most hair and skin products contain milk proteins anyway. It is sad that the calves do not get the milk. I will think about it, before doing it. (Just kidding)


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tlmcgaa70 4 years ago from south dakota, usa

rasta.have you no compassion for the hungry? whether you "like" milk or not doesnt change the fact that there are millions of starving people out there and for anyone to waste any food, especially in these times...it is pure idiocy and selfishness. and milk is not bad for you unless you have allergies to it. most people who do not drink milk need to take calcium supplements. i grew up believing in waste not want not. people who waste food will someday be in need of it and not have it.


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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago

Wow - Not sure what to say about this. Hope my daughter does'nt decide to do this. What a waste of good milk. Fun hub!


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rasta1 4 years ago from Jamaica

@tlmcgaa70 . That's not how feeding the hungry works. Each individual person has to buy the food and take it to the chosen person who needs it. That's how I do it. I do not worry myself about that left over Turkey that gets thrown out by the wealthy. I did not buy it. I have to do what I can do as an individual, since only I and I control I charity effort. And what about the calves?

@everyone. I couldn't do this in Jamaica. I would be mobbed, beaten and ridiculed. I could do it in First world countries where majority can afford milk and their is a surplus.

I wonder what happens to the spoilt milk in the fridge. The milkers should use that one. Now, that's provocative.


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tlmcgaa70 4 years ago from south dakota, usa

rasta.i cant quite agree with your viewpoint...but i do understand it. i cant help but cringe when i see and hear of such waste knowing how many people go without in this world. and i do fully agree with you on the spoilt milk thing...id like to see them have the guts to do that.


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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

hi tammy.. milk here is so expensive, never seen one doing this thing before.hehe


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alocsin 4 years ago from Orange County, CA

What a bizarre idea. Wouldn't it be cheaper to use cheap artist's acrylic paint. Who would now? Voting this Up and Interesting.


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tammyswallow 4 years ago from North Carolina Author

That is a great alternative suggestion alocsin!


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ignugent17 4 years ago

Interesting topic. Milk is good for the skin at least something good will happen. It is just a waste and some kids need milk.

Thanks for sharing the information.


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aviannovice 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

I can sure think of better things to do with my milk, like drink it.


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marcoujor 4 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

Yeah, I will weigh in and say this is a sad, wasteful ploy for attention.

I am sure people who are starving are so not amused. Thank you, Tammy... I am always interested in societal trends...in this case, one with absolutely no merit.

Voted UP and Interesting. Hugs, Maria


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vespawoolf 4 years ago from Peru, South America

This is the first I've heard of this! I guess it's pretty harmless, although a definite waste of milk. Go figure!


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TToombs08 3 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

How very odd. I'm waiting for ppl to start flinging poo like monkeys. Then I know the world is in the end days. :) Great job, Tammy! Loved this. :)


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TycoonSam 3 years ago from Washington, MI

Tammy, You've out done yourself again. Very entertaining and funny. However if you put a video of yourself "Milking", like the people in the video, I'm sure you would get rave reviews!

Love it!


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tammyswallow 3 years ago from North Carolina Author

Oh gosh Sam. I hadn't considered that. You crack me up!


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Alastar Packer 3 years ago from North Carolina

Ha ha this a great one to see for some much needed humor this morn. Those Brits sure can be nutters- but lovable ones. Seems to mostly be a young male thang. When you think about it a bit of a brave one too, considering the time of year- brrrr!


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tammyswallow 3 years ago from North Carolina Author

Gives a *whole* new meaning to the term milk bath. Thanks for stopping by Alastar. :)


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Natashalh 3 years ago from Hawaii

When I first heard about this my first thought was "Ew! Now you're all covered with milk in a public place!" I mean, wouldn't it get all crusty and gross before you can get home to wash up?

A funny look at this strange meme =)


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tammyswallow 3 years ago from North Carolina Author

Thanks for reading Natashalh. This must be extra gross in the hot summer months.. ewwee.. :P


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Thelma Alberts 3 years ago from Germany

Never heard about it. What a waste! I would rather put the milk in the bath tub and take a cleopatra bath. Anyway, it looks funny. Thanks for informing me this internet craze. Voted up and shared. BTW, Happy New Year.


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Patty Inglish, MS 3 years ago from North America

Milk was poured in large amounts into the Gulf of Mexico in the 1940s/1950s to drive up the price on the remaining product. Now in the 2010s, we just pour it over our heads. And then, there was Coca Cola company that invented an artificial cow's milk undetectible from real milk, to be sold in the USSR only. America and UK have too much milk drama, wouldn't you say? :)


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tammyswallow 3 years ago from North Carolina Author

I have to agree with that Patty Inglish! Thanks for reading.


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Audrey Baker 3 years ago from Arizona

The only thing going through my head right now is "but I thought I read somewhere that humans are the smartest of all animals."


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Jennifer Essary 3 years ago from Idaho

It's too bad they're not standing in a pool or something to collect the milk then they could at least take a bath in it. I guess it's just as silly as the milk mustache that is so popular here. Personally I'm not much of a milk drinker so I guess using it to make a statement is just as good as any. I just wish it was tied to some sort of activism to make the world a better place : )


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Sue Bailey 3 years ago from South Yorkshire, UK

What a waste - of time and milk. I sometimes wonder just how daft we are getting in the UK. Enjoyed your hub though.


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KoraleeP 3 years ago from Vernon British Columbia Canada

I agree with Sue Bailey. What people will do for attention is just ridiculous. I also really enjoyed reading your hub, you're pretty funny.


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TurtleDog 3 years ago

Ha! That is unbelievable! Caught this on your twitter feed. Thanks for keeping me in the loop on these new fads (or trends or whatever they call them these days.) Voted up and interesting


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tammyswallow 3 years ago from North Carolina Author

Thanks so much for stopping by TurtleDog!

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