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Work Making You Sick?

Updated on March 30, 2009

Censor Me...Tee Hee!

 So recently someone flagged one of my Hubs. If anyone here has read it, it was a Hub on spotting an old time friend who I discovered was on drugs back in my teen days, and after seeing her walking the streets I realized she slipped down that path and pretty much destroyed her life.

Hopefully that rings a bell to those of you whom may be wondering where the Hub went.

At any rate, my story was told, and some pleasant do gooder, flagged it. It got flagged for explicit language, and sexual references.

I read through the Hub and found a few sex references, but hell...who doesn't talk about sex? Or who has never encountered a naked body, or a porn flick?

At any rate, before I go on further, my story was flagged, and now is off of the site. I thought it was a good story, with a good moral on drugs, and where they can lead you...or whatever.

But alas my Hubby friends, someone disagreed, and snubbed my dirty voice; my story, the way it was to the exact. I didn't leave out a detail- maybe that's my problem? I tend to tell it exactly as it happened. I always had been told to pay attention to detail when writing. I guess I have to, from now on, consider that some of my audicence may live in bubbles, so I should be more careful next time.

At any rate, they censored my ass, and being the lazy motha frucka I am, I won't re-publish it. Maybe when I find the energy.

When I saw my new censored out Hub, I wanted to smack someone, flip em the bird, cuss like no one has ever cussed before, and then write an article that a sleaze porn mag would be proud to publish on their front page. But... ah, the energy involved...so little time... so lazy. So what?

Censored...

Yawn.

Bored.

Tired.

Tired of those who live in imaginary bubbles, and try to banish anything that may be considered sexy, ugly, fat, or crude. Tired of hearing that Santa is too fat, and that boobs should be blurred out of Disney.

(No seriously, I recently came across an episode of Wizards of Waverly Place, where they blurred out the moms hot rack. God forbid Betty or Junior see cleavage!)

Seriously now folks, most babies suck on boobies they moment they pop out of that region down below. (Normally I'd use a more crude word, but I might offend one of you over the top sensitive folks who think that there is only one word for Vagina).

I guess as soon as kids can form thoughts some people are quick to blindfold the little bastards (oops, did I offend someones bastard kid?)

Boobs for some reason become harmful or something? So much so, that they're blurring out cleavage on Disney! HAH!

Man... tis' a shame.

At any rate, my rant does not match my title.  When I sat down and attempted to spat out my usual fun office stuff, I got angry by the end of the first paragraph, and deleted it.

Being the lazy creature I am by nature, instead of starting a new Hub, with a new title... you got this.

And mostly it was due to that stupid flagged Hub.

So till I figure a way around spatting out what I want to spat out without offending someone, I'll stick to G rated garbage which primarily bores the 'crapaloppa' out of me.

That's All Folks!

 

 

 

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