Written Like Yoda Talks This Hub Is

My skills in English I am pondering
My skills in English I am pondering

Written like Yoda talks this hub is. Taught Luke Skywalker the ways of the Force the Jedi Master did. Spoke in fractured English he also did. Yodas we can all be if talk like this we do. Is why he talked like this that.

Already confusing this hub is. Difficult to think as written like Yoda talks it is.

While living alone on the swampy planet he forgot how to talk it is possible. Although skilled in the ways of the Force it's doubtful English in elementary school he would have passed. Ending sentences in verbs he insisted on. Also prepositions if correctly I remember.

A topic this hub should have. Suspended by the HubMasters i do not wish to be. The end of my hubbing career this might cause. Bear with me you must.

The obligatory picture of Yoda we have included. On the Internet easy to find they are. Appears sad he does because his skills in English he is pondering.

Really struggling with this I am. Seemed like less work when of it I thought. In this condition published it cannot be. More pictures helpful would be?

No Internet research have I performed. A Talk Like Yoda Day perhaps there is? To talk like a pirate a day we already have. Perhaps a government grant I can get.

Apologies to my high school English teacher I offer. Mrs. Harris hopefully me you will forgive.

To the end of this hub you have traveled

  • To the end I skipped. Read it all I did not.
  • A struggle it was. To be finished glad I am.
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nicomp 7 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

Read by almost no one this hub is.


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nicomp 7 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

More better keywords this hub needs


Stu Pid 7 years ago

Stupid!


Stu Pid 7 years ago

Stupid!


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nicomp 7 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

Thanks, Stu. I was going for idiotic, but stupid is hopeful.


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nicomp 6 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

More readers this hub needs. Too low the word count might be. Indexed by Google this hub is not.


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TamCor 6 years ago from Ohio

Talented this hubber is! Struggled to write this much I did...:)

Cool your hub is...

:) :) :)

Tammy


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Tom Cornett 6 years ago from Ohio

Grinned...I did. :)


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nicomp 6 years ago from Ohio, USA Author

You all I am thanking!


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Shinkicker 6 years ago from Scotland

Hub is great

Much enjoyed this Hub I did. The good work you must keeping


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Yoda Speaks 5 years ago from UNKNOWN

Like Yoda written, hmm? So what I have, much better is - written BY Yoda.

Look at me. Me by my size judge, do you, hmm? Hmm, hmm? Hmm. And not, well you should. For the force, my ally was, and it was a powerful ally. Life creates it, it grow makes. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. We, luminous beings are, this crude matter not. Feel the force around you, you must; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship. Remember, Jedi's strength flows from the force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression, bad language. They, the dark side are. You start down the dark path once, it dominate your destiny, forever will. Do not... underestimate the powers of the dark side or suffer your a great fate you will, do not. When gone am I... the last of the Jedi will be I. Yes, hmmm.

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