Xtrapolating the results of the Dermot show

X FACTOR LAST FOUR REVEALED

Another week over another shed load of money wasted by the viewers in their bid to cleanse the nation of the tragic miss apprehension they are under that they actually have a say in who wins this competition. Also another chance for Dermot to impress the American producers with his charm and ability before they finally decide he is vacuous enough for a Yankee audience(sooner the better for me)

After the horror show for Halloween(it was terrifying to watch at times) it was to be expected that things may go wrong for the producers of the show; starting with the guest spot of Jamiroquai Having booked and agreed a fee with no doubt a contract they were obligated to allow him on despite the interview with the sun in which he was less than complimentary about the ladies and indeed the programme.....

He called Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole “f****** useless” and added:

“What are they going to tell me about f****** music?

He went on:

“What the f***. When have you ever done anything? You’re useless. The pair of you. I mean you look great and I’d like to f****** s**g you but that’s all.“I just don’t like the w**** stuff I have to do. F****** X Factor and that. I’m going to have to sing in front of f****** amateurs. Do you know what I mean?”(Oh dear the price of fame and promotion these days) Still I expect he made quite a few new fans from his appearance and perhaps his latest rendition will enhance the sales of Cheryl's latest masterpiece as all the little trolls who hang off her every breath will now go and buy her song again to stop that naughty man who called her names getting anywhere near her in the charts.

So really that decision was a win win again for the Juggernaut syco. After the Lord mayors show however comes the shit as they say so after the pro's had done their part in dragging out a two minute announcement into what feels like eternity the votes were finally counted(once again nobody knows who by but they are bloody quick)and the usual suspects given another chance to "shine?" next week. As I have mentioned previously Wagner ffs the novelty act who is forever trying to get back into the cracker(any one by all accounts) Mr mean and moody Aiden performing a dead singers song about dead people on such a way that he made me believe he was actually dead( I have heard recordings by psychics which were more believable)

As for Paije (what is it with all these spellings were the parents dyslexic or is it the child who can't spell?) Louise told him he was special, it's obvious that this is an ITV production as Jeremy Clarkson was in all kinds of shit when he compared a car to a special needs person but I can see where Louise is coming from so perhaps that is why he is still in the frame along with Wagner. Treyc is another with a challenging name but is one can hold a note at times along with Rebecca; But more of them in the future.

Last nights eviction was a hum-dinging tightrope walk of defiance as the judges could not come to a decision locked at 2-2 the vote would have to go to the Viewers and the act with the least number of votes is/was ................................................................................................................................................... fixed before they even drew breath.

So good old Katie Wasted gets to come back and astound people next week by actually singing a song without being "quirky" while the Belle de jour(see itv2) girls can go back to their day jobs as cocktail waitresses and sample providers inside Sainsbury or Tesco.

But enough about last night the headline says find out who the last four are going to be so here is my belief..........

Cher can't put a foot wrong Lloyd who has the cheryl factor working for her(more of which later)

Aiden(now that's what I call a pop star according to simon cowell) Grimshaw.

One (car crash short of a block buster) direction

Mat (who is really really liked by simon) Cardle.

How they get to the final four I will tell you next week until then keep smiling like a special person because they can't shoot you if you are.

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Comments 9 comments

Mickey P. 6 years ago

You took the words right out of my mouth... Jay Kay may not be the most diplomatic fella in town but hey, he's accurate and he makes great music. Oh, it might not be fashionable this week though, never mind, there's always next week. "What the f*ck are they gonna tell me about music?" Damn right! ;-)


A girl 6 years ago

What a sexist pig! I'd sue him for those comments if I were Danni and Cheryl! Disgusting derogatory pig. He's a has been, a waste of space, an 80s throw back! I thought his music sounded just like all the other shi*e he spouts! All this guy is good for is getting into fights and driving badly and what the hell Denise Van Outen saw in the short arsed ginger bearded dwarf I'll never know.


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ktarcus 6 years ago from northumberland Author

@ A girl..... take it your not a fan then ..... :)


kaz 6 years ago

I wouldn't even watch his performance he is that bad, dated and this song sounded exactly the same as the rest!! He needs to go back to his own era and stop bringing out the same songs with slightly different words.

Although I partly agree on the dani front, Cheryl ain't doing too badly for herself! And no I'm not a teeny bopper fan who would lick her boots, but people like that, who may have had success in the past but are now completely dated and obviously past it, need to shut their mouths and either come up with something new or f*** off and enjoy what they have worked for when they had a career (if there's anything left after the drugs, drink and written off cars)

Just my opinion, but it annoys me!


James 6 years ago

Jay Kay simply told the truth. What people don't seem to get is what Elton John said hade happened to the music industry. Good music (i.e. song-writing)is dead and people like Cheryl and Dannii epitomise this collapse. The state of the industry is so atrocious that dated material has come back in vogue - hence the trend for artist to do covers. It's also why Mary Byrne can sing 60s songs that sound like 50s songs and get standing ovations. The problem is that music industry has become commericialised to the point that today it is all induistry and no music. If it doesn't make a fast buck, it goes by the wayside. I can't see that changing but only getting worse, and people like Dannii and Cheryl only reinforce this process by popularising the fake, the tacky and the shallow.


Liv 6 years ago

A Girl, your comment made me laugh. Ginger bearded dwarf, lol! Completely agree though, his comments were unnecessarily sexist and vile, he should do 'professional' a bit better after all those years in the business. And his new single sounds exactly like the songs from his last albums... he's lost it!


stella 6 years ago

How do you know the x factor is fixed?


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ktarcus 6 years ago from northumberland Author

Oh sweet innocent Stella do you really believe that in a singing competition the general public of Britain actually think Wagner can sing?

To answer your question ask yourself why no one ever gets to see the results of the phone line votes other than the producers of the show?

As for the result I may be wrong about one of the four finalists (Mat) but I am willing to bet that the other three are there during the last two weeks at least.

Wagner should be in the bottom two this weekend...


Dwazzled 6 years ago

The reason Wagner keeps getting put through is the same as Jedward. Apparently he has entertainment value - I know lots of my friends who vote for him. It's bloody ridiculous. He was vaguely amusing to start with, but now he's just a travesty and allowing himself to be made a fool of in his desperate attempt to achieve fame (in whatever guise that may be, he clearly no longer cares).

It's not about singing ability in his case, and nor is a lot of the public vote about singing, it's about who they like the best. All we can hope for is that the really good ones shine and reach the top and the weaker ones such as One Direction (out the door hopefully) who look pretty and therefore get the girl votes will eventually fall by the wayside

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