Xtrapolating the results of the Dermot show

Another week over another shed load of money wasted by the viewers in their bid to cleanse the nation of the tragic miss apprehension they are under that they actually have a say in who wins this competition. Also another chance for Dermot to impress the American producers with his charm and ability before they finally decide he is vacuous enough for a Yankee audience(sooner the better for me)

After the horror show for Halloween(it was terrifying to watch at times) it was to be expected that things may go wrong for the producers of the show; starting with the guest spot of Jamiroquai Having booked and agreed a fee with no doubt a contract they were obligated to allow him on despite the interview with the sun in which he was less than complimentary about the ladies and indeed the programme.....

He called Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole “f****** useless” and added:

“What are they going to tell me about f****** music?

He went on:

“What the f***. When have you ever done anything? You’re useless. The pair of you. I mean you look great and I’d like to f****** s**g you but that’s all.“I just don’t like the w**** stuff I have to do. F****** X Factor and that. I’m going to have to sing in front of f****** amateurs. Do you know what I mean?”(Oh dear the price of fame and promotion these days) Still I expect he made quite a few new fans from his appearance and perhaps his latest rendition will enhance the sales of Cheryl's latest masterpiece as all the little trolls who hang off her every breath will now go and buy her song again to stop that naughty man who called her names getting anywhere near her in the charts.

So really that decision was a win win again for the Juggernaut syco. After the Lord mayors show however comes the shit as they say so after the pro's had done their part in dragging out a two minute announcement into what feels like eternity the votes were finally counted(once again nobody knows who by but they are bloody quick)and the usual suspects given another chance to "shine?" next week. As I have mentioned previously Wagner ffs the novelty act who is forever trying to get back into the cracker(any one by all accounts) Mr mean and moody Aiden performing a dead singers song about dead people on such a way that he made me believe he was actually dead( I have heard recordings by psychics which were more believable)

As for Paije (what is it with all these spellings were the parents dyslexic or is it the child who can't spell?) Louise told him he was special, it's obvious that this is an ITV production as Jeremy Clarkson was in all kinds of shit when he compared a car to a special needs person but I can see where Louise is coming from so perhaps that is why he is still in the frame along with Wagner. Treyc is another with a challenging name but is one can hold a note at times along with Rebecca; But more of them in the future.

Last nights eviction was a hum-dinging tightrope walk of defiance as the judges could not come to a decision locked at 2-2 the vote would have to go to the Viewers and the act with the least number of votes is/was ................................................................................................................................................... fixed before they even drew breath.

So good old Katie Wasted gets to come back and astound people next week by actually singing a song without being "quirky" while the Belle de jour(see itv2) girls can go back to their day jobs as cocktail waitresses and sample providers inside Sainsbury or Tesco.

But enough about last night the headline says find out who the last four are going to be so here is my belief..........

Cher can't put a foot wrong Lloyd who has the cheryl factor working for her(more of which later)

Aiden(now that's what I call a pop star according to simon cowell) Grimshaw.

One (car crash short of a block buster) direction

Mat (who is really really liked by simon) Cardle.

How they get to the final four I will tell you next week until then keep smiling like a special person because they can't shoot you if you are.