Yellow Pussy Cat

Yellow Pussy Cat

Yellow Pussy Cat

by Chuck RitenouR 1-10-2K1

my apologies to cat lovers I was just having some fun with words (actually its about my parents long gone "Tom",whom they spoiled beyond belief) Hope it makes you laugh!!!!My parents didn't.

Intro:

She found him on a rainy day, shiverin' starvin' stray...yellow pussy cat.

verse 1:

My wife had a heart of gold and she took that kitten in

she named him "Purcy" and "Purcy" became her best friend

She let him in, she let him out and gave him treats to eat

He had a window perch and a satin bed, but he always took my seat.

verse 2:

The two of them grew closer while we just drifted apart

jealousy got the best of me, he had stole my woman's heart

so one night while she was out, I killed that little beast

a little stir fry, a little soy sauce, I had a "Purcy" feast.

chorus:

that's the night I ate "Purcy" and everything has changed

since I ate her little "Purcy" I've been actin' kinda strange.

I cough up fur, play with string, dogs chase me up a tree

Who knew eatin' "Purcy" would do all of this to me?

verse 3:

Now I eat bowls of raw tuna and munch liver snaps with my beer

and becoming a great big "Purcy" has become my biggest fear.

and my wife sure misses "Purcy" she searches for him every day

if I could turn back the hands of time,I'd let little "Purcy" stay.

chorus:

that's the night I ate "Purcy" and everything has changed

since I ate her little "Purcy" I've been actin' kinda strange.

I cough up fur,use a litter box, dogs chase me up a tree

Who knew eatin' "Purcy" would do all of this to me?

reprise:

She found him on a rainy day, shiverin' starvin' stray...yellow pussy cat.

the end.

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Chuck RitenouR 6 years ago from Front Royal, Virginia Author

No, I didn't really eat my parents cat....lol!


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Sa`ge 6 years ago from Barefoot Island

did not think you did LOL great funny hub i liked it a lot. :D


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Chuck RitenouR 6 years ago from Front Royal, Virginia Author

Thanks, they pulled the plug on advertizing for this one, but I just couldn't resist leaving it up.


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Sa`ge 6 years ago from Barefoot Island

gads, it's not really lewd or crude or any of that, just pure funny, a bit odd, but nothing to barf over. what prudes they are.


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Chuck RitenouR 6 years ago from Front Royal, Virginia Author

Well its a judgement call. As Hubbers, we must all follow the rules. I appreciate having a place I could post it.


jami l. pereira 5 years ago

Lol too damn funny , i laughed and then i tried to sing it lol ! thanks for the laugh! :)voted up ,awesome an funny!


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Chuck RitenouR 5 years ago from Front Royal, Virginia Author

jami,

It was a little tongue and cheek thing I wrote about my parents cat which ruled their house for eighteen years.....due to the obvious, all ads were pulled even after what I considered my clever attempt at editing....it was meant for fun. Very pleased you enjoyed it.

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