You Know You Have Alzheimer's When
Please keep in mind before reading these are silly jokes not meant to offend anyone but if you are easily offended this probably isn't the hub for you.
1)You can effectively hide your own easter eggs.
2) You can wrap all of your own Christmas gifts.
3) You're always meeting new people.
4)You could swear that you never see re-runs on tv anymore.
5) When the doctor announces that you have Alzheimer's and you reply with "well, at the least I don't have Alzheimer's."
6) Even if you're married, you're sleeping with someone new every day!
7) When you find the children's card game Memory/Concentration a huge challenge.
8) When watching your entire movie collection is like watching for the first time.
9) Any joke is new to you.
10) You can fall in love again every day.
11) you knock on wood and immediately afterward get up to answer the door.
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