How about some super-concentrated 1980's mash-up movie that would send 80's buffs into nostalgia heaven.
Something along the lines of Rodney Dangerfield teaming up with Rambo to take care of business in a small town that prohibits dancing. Realizing that the town is too strong to be taken by hand, they must engage the town on board F-14 attack fighters. Along the way, Rodney and Rambo realize that they are in fact soul mates. As the film ends, Rambo, wearing his military dress uniform, carries Rodney Dangerfield off in his arms, presumably to live happily ever after. Sadly, eternal bliss is not meant to be for them. Soon after settling down in Miami, Rodney somehow unseats the cocaine kingpin of Florida and takes over the drug racket. Unfortunately for him, he bites off more than he can chew and enters into a self-destructive phase that ends in his own demise and that of Rambo in a film-ending blood-fest at their Miami mansion.
I'd pay five bucks to see that in some old multiplex with artificially buttered popcorn and flat soda. Better yet, some mystery red colored drink with junior mints. Just watch where you sit, the Rocky Horror Movie Show crowd from the night before has a tendency of leaving the theater floor and seats mysteriously sticky.