Who is the funniest comedian of all time? What, for you, is their best joke?

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   damian0000posted 13 years ago

   Who is the funniest comedian of all time?
   What, for you, is their best joke?
   
   

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   Caterinoposted 13 years ago

   The joke, Two family home with the landlord living on the first floor.  The tenants are making an awful racket.  You can hear arguing and dishes along with furniture being thrown around.  The land lord calls the cops.  The police arrive and listen for a moment.  They can hear yelling and a lot of things being tossed around so they knock.  The man of the house opens the door.  The cops say, "Is everything ok?"  The man says, "Sure"  The cop says, I can hear a lot of yelling"  The guy says, "Oh, were not yelling, were Italian, that's how we talk."  The cop says, "Then why the dishes breaking and chairs thrown wise guy?"  The man than says, "Oh that, it's dinner time."
   
   Oh wait that's my joke, and is I may, I am my favorite comedian and humble as well.

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   PAPA-BEARposted 13 years ago

   I went to the doctor about memory loss, he made me pay in advance.
   
   I told my doctor I felt I was like a pair of curtains, he told me to pull myself together.

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   KristenGraceposted 13 years ago

   Brian Regan is the funniest to me, and his best joke is the eye doctor one

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   tom_catonposted 13 years ago

   Jerry Sadowitz - mad angry and very funny. Really doesn't like the audience either
   
   Bill Hicks - What a legend, sane man is my favourite recorded comedy show of all time.
   
   Oh and Frankie Boyle, just...

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   mtalbot2987posted 13 years ago

   Bill Hicks and my favourite joke of his is when he tells the story of some rednecks that came up to him after a show and saying "Hey, buddy, we're Christians, and we don't like what you said." he responds "Then forgive me."

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