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Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Cheesy pick up lines can be very helpful in starting conversations with strangers. But you have to deliver the cheesy pick up lines in the right way. There IS a wrong way to deliver cheesy pick up lines. If you're weird or look like a stalker, cheesy pick up lines will only get you a slap in the face at worst and a cold shoulder at best.

Cheesy pick up lines are to be used by pro's only. If you've not used cheesy pick up lines before, maybe you shouldn't until you know you can deliver them well. I love how the cheesy pick up lines post gets a spike in traffic on the weekends starting on Friday and Saturday. I guess guys and gals are needing some ammo of cheesy pick up lines for the weekend.

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Here are some really, really cheesy pick up lines. Make sure you have a gag bag handy as you read them. =D Actually some of them are pretty good.

Here they are. Feel free to comment with some more of your own!!

1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

2. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

3. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

4. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

5. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

6. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

7. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

8. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

9. I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

10. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

11. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

12. Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me!

13. Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.

14. Check their label on their shirt and when she says, "What are you doing?" You say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

15. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together

16. "Can I borrow a quarter?" When she asks "why?", say, "I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her."

17. Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!

18. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

19. Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?

20. Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.

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21. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

22. I seemed to have lost my way, would you mind taking me with you.

23. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

24. You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

25. You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

26. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

27. You are the only reason why I came in here alone.

28. What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

29. Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?

30. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

31. I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.

32. You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing to his right.

33. Is your name David? I want to be Goliath and fall for you.

34. You must be a magnet, because it looks like you are attracted to my buns of steel.

35. Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag…because I asked for you for Christmas.

36. My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

37. You be the biscuits and I'll be the gravy, let us do breakfast sometime.

38. Hi, I'm astronomer and I've been sent by the department to examine a heavenly body named XGY8... 6... 9'er... Er, wait. That heavenly body is you!

39. Hey baby. You got a jersey cause I need your name and number?

40. I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that teardrop.

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41. I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

42. When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.    

43. Speak of the devil....or should I say "Angel"?    

44. Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

45. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

46. Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

47. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?    

48. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?  

49. Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?

50. If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.    

I told you so!

If you gagged, I told you! These cheesy pick up lines are cheesy. I hoped you at least had a good time and enjoyed it! 

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Queen of the Lint 7 years ago from The Laundry Room

Hey, I might be crazy but some of these cheesy lines, delivered by the right guy at the right time (with the clear knowledge that both of you know these are silly) - might be a great ice breaker. Of course, it has to be the right guy - and maybe alcohol would have to be involved.

Never mind. Pretend I never posted this comment!


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Queen of the Lint 7 years ago from The Laundry Room

And I think my husband used #34!


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Rochelle Frank 7 years ago from California Gold Country

Actually some of these are kinda clever. I guess the 'attracting attention'' factor is prime.

Since I have only be picked up once... I'm not a good judge.


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easyspeak 7 years ago from Vancouver Author

yea, I used some on my wife...she found it amusing because I'm sarcastic and sarcasm makes cheesy lines funny! =D


pick up lines 6 years ago

great collection! i haven't heard quite a lot of these ones, they are brilliant :)


Linda Grey 6 years ago

hahahahah... this is crazy.. Made me laugh my ass off...

Good job.. :D


sgrrl 5 years ago

My bf used 44 on me. BEST DATE EVER!


anonoumous female 4 years ago

the cheesy pick up line are halarious, definitely cheesy and a few un herd of! These are all terificly funny. And I hate to ad mit it but #'s 1,2,9,11, 19, 20, 45, 24, 29, 32, 35 and 36 are absolutly gaurentied to work on me, or a least one teen girl. Although even as easy i may be to entertain # 42, 47 & 48 are gust repugnant, repulsive, and any guy armed with them should carry a barf bag to the person your gona say that to,unless sh is a striper, and you may receive the midle finger, slapped, and the first one, or rightfuly deserve and should be. but ost of all 34 is funy, abnoxios, and might work, might not, like 35/65 of a work/or not chance.


George Stevens 4 years ago

Cheesy Pick Up Lines are perfect rock breakers for awkward moments which are really difficult to face. Humor is is often a good way to get the ball rolling into a conversation. getting the best pick up lines from http://www.25facts.com/25-best-cheezy-pick-up-line...


joshua edwards 3 years ago

you can fall from the sky or from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me

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