Corny And Funny Pickup Lines
A page of funny pick up lines you can share on your favorite social network sites. Original and authentic pick up lines and a few corny pick up lines too! Some of these funny pick up lines have worked for me. Some you'd be quite brave to try yourself! But if you're a fan of pickup lines this page may be of good use to you!
Funny Pickup Lines:
- Excuse me, I'm lost... Can you take me home with you?
- If you are love-starved can I be your smorgasbord?
- If you're having a love drought can I be your rain?
- Do you have a void in your life I can fill?
- If you've been looking for love consider yourself found!
- You smell like trash. May I take you out?
- If you're traveling this journey of life alone, can I be your +1?
- Can I give you my number in case you are having a bad day?
- Call me and I'll remind you how wonderful you are.
- You look like the one my mother warned me about. Wanna prove her wrong?
- Was that and earthquake or did you just rock my world?
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- Hello gorgeous, wanna fall in love?
- I'm no sailor but I'm sure I could float your boat!
- Your lips look like wine and I wanna get drunk!
- Your smile puts the city lights to shame. You're cute.
- Can I put a smile in your inbox?
- Do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?
- Hey look even the leaves are falling for you?
- Are you lost because heaven is a long way from here.
- I like you more than I like gaming.
- I like you more than football on a Sunday.
- Hi, can you help me practice French kissing?
- Excuse me, can I have your name so I can stalk you on Facebook?
- Excuse me, I was just wondering - Could I be the one you've been dreaming of?
- Hi, my name's Ying will you be my Yang?
- I've been waiting all my life to meet someone like you, so I had to come and say hello.
- Could I give you something to regret in the morning?
- I want to ask if you'll date me without looking desperate. But PLEASE will you go out with me?
- I want to be your high-heels so I can walk with you every step of the way.
- Excuse me can you give me directions because I just got lost in your eyes?
- You are sweet enough to cure me of my addiction to lollies.
- You look like the icing on the cake and I would love to have a taste.
- You're looking a little cold. Would you like to use me as a blanket?
- Is your father a fireman because you are just so hot!
- I'm going to regret every day of my life if you're not in it.
- Does your mum work in a cake shop? Coz she made you such a cutie pie.
- I taste so delicious you'll want the recipe!
- I'm no photographer, but I sure could picture us together.
- There must be a rainbow over my head because I've just found my pot of gold.
- You put the X in sexy! You put the L in love :)
- I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back "Nice butt!".
- Excuse me I have a problem with my cell phone. Your number is not in it.
- Excuse me I was wondering if you could cure me of my ridiculous obsession with love.
- Apart from being beautiful what do you do in life?
- You look like a lost angel. Can I take you to heaven?
- You look like the girlfriend I have in my dreams.
- Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?
- You must be the reason for global warming you are so hot!
- If you were a burger you'd be McDelicious!
- Can we hold hands and practice falling in love?
- This must be love at first sight because I can't stand the thought of never seeing you again.
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- I opened my fortune cookie today and your name was on it!
- If you were a McDonald's burger you'd be McBeauty.
- If there was only one chocolate left in this world, I would give it to you, just to see your enjoyment.
- Next time you think of beautiful things don't forget to count yourself in.
- You're the kind of girl I would love to introduce to my parents.
- You're the kind of girl I've been waiting all my life to spoil.
- Hi, I'm husband material, don't you think?
- You're the cream and I want to be the cherry on top.
- Please drink up - until I'm really good looking - and then come chat with me.
- What do you think of my shirt? It's made from boyfriend material.
- I like your dress. It looks like it's made from girlfriend material.
- If I promise to catch you would you fall for me?
- Me love you long time.
- Roses are red and brown is the tree I was wondering if you'd go out with me.
- Roses are red and violets are blue, I want to be all your dreams come true.
- Roses are red and so are your lips - lets get on the dance floor and wiggle our hips!
- Roses are red and violets are blue, I'd really love to go out with you. I
- just wanted to tell you - You are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
- I'm looking for a new girlfriend. Would you be interested?
- Your clothes look uncomfortable. Take them off right now!
- Hi, do I look like someone you could learn to love?
- Hello hottie - wanna kiss?
- Hello. I just wanted to tell you - you take my breath away.
- Hello, I'm James. Let's bond.
- Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?
- You must be the wind because you've just swept me off my feet.
- Do you believe in love at first sight? Because I believe I've just fallen in love.
- You're the one I've been wishing on a star for.
- Hi, I'm new in town. Can you give me directions to your place?
- Hi, I'm afraid of the dark. Would you mind sleeping with me?
- Here I am! What's your next two wishes?
- You're so hot you're melting my mind!
- You are the most beautiful girl in the room.
- You've been naughty! Go to my room.
- What's a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this.
- I saw you and I kept humming "You take my breath away, aye, aye. You take my breath away!".
- Can I give you my number in case you're ever looking for a date who'll spoil you?
- Excuse me are you a magnet? Because I feel so attracted to you.
- What's that perfume you're wearing? Because it's hypnotised me.
- Can I buy you a drink and chat with you a while?
- I lost my best friend, can I be yours?
- I'm looking for a new best friend. Would you be interested?
- I couldn't think of a pick up line good enough for you, so I just wanted to say Hi.
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