The diarrhea song

 

when your talking to your daughter and you feel that poo poo water, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you running from police and you feel that anal grease, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're running down the track and feel it running down your crack, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're rolling' like a tire, cuz your intestines are on fire, diarrhea, diarrhea

when the feeling's not that nice, and you have to flush it twice, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're on the seat for hours, and it doesn't smell like flowers, diarrhea, diarrhea

when your stomach starts a rollin', and you're cleaning out your colon, diarrhea, diarrhea

when toilet paper you need to gather, cuz your butt worked up a lather, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you think you're feeling better, but you keep on getting wetter, diarrhea, diarrhea

if you think your friends are jokin', but your pants are brown and soakin', diarrhea, diarrhea

it's hard to make a rhyme, when you're crapping all the time, diarrhea, diarrhea

you are the nervous groom, and you make a fecal bloom, diarrhea, diarrhea

you smell just like a hog, as you make some liquid log, diarrhea, diarrhea

you don't feel like a winner, when your butt blows out your dinner, diarrhea, diarrhea

you really want to shout, as it keeps on dripping out, diarrhea, diarrhea

you're sitting on the pot, cuz it's coming out a lot, diarrhea, diarrhea

it's sounds just like a horn, as your butt pops out some corn, diarrhea, diarrhea

you're there in the huddle, and you're standing in a puddle, diarrhea, diarrhea

you just made a tackle, and it splattered out like spackle, diarrhea, diarrhea

you're going out for a pass, and it blows right out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're shopping at the store, and it's dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea

you're acting like a fool, and your pants fill up with stool, diarrhea, diarrhea

you really want to play, but your butt begins to spray, diarrhea, diarrhea

you know you're having trouble, when your butt begins to bubble, diarrhea, diarrhea

that's the way it goes, when your butt thinks it's a hose, diarrhea, diarrhea

if you're feeling kinda funky, cuz your butt is kinda skunky, diarrhea, diarrhea

if you think you hear it raining, perhaps your butt is draining, diarrhea, diarrhea

if you're swimming in a pool, and you leave a trail of stool, diarrhea, diarrhea

when your stomach's really hurting, and your butt it starts a squirting, diarrhea, diarrhea

you're running really fast, cuz it's squirting out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea

if your butt's about to spew, and there's nothing you can do, diarrhea, diarrhea

your stomach's feeling wavy, while your butt is making gravy, diarrhea, diarrhea

you feel you need to scream, cuz your butt spews out a cream, diarrhea, diarrhea

your fun begins to fizzle, cuz you feel it start to drizzle, diarrhea, diarrhea

you think you're gonna fart, but you blow your pants apart, diarrhea, diarrhea

Toward a toilet you make haste, and you're oozing liquid waste, diarrhea, diarrhea

it's really flowing loose, like it's running through a goose, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're shopping at the store, and it's dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea

When you've got pain in your belly, And you make some liquid smelly, diarrhea, diarrhea

When your laying on your bed, and it smells like something's dead, diarrhea, diarrhea

you're blowing out your grommet, and the smell makes you vomit, diarrhea, diarrhea

when your red in the face, splatter shit with careful grace, diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're eatin' some Chinese, And your ass begins to sneeze, diarrhea, diarrhea

When you feel a li'l loopy, and your ass starts feeling soupy, diarrhea, diarrhea

When your colon starts to swell, and your butt's not doing well, diarrhea, diarrhea

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bailey 7 years ago

when your near a goat and your butt starts to roast, diarrhea,diarrhea


brenda 7 years ago

when you feel a sudden urge

and your butt decides to purge


malibu 7 years ago

when your butt is wet, and you know it aint sweat diarrhea diarrhea


gerbal 6 years ago

when your standing in a lift and you feel a sudden shift


Grossy 6 years ago

When you know it’s not just gas,

‘Cuz it’s flying out your ass…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you don’t know what to do,

‘Cuz you just can’t stop the poo…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you need a bathroom quick,

‘Cuz your underwear are slick…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you’re down on bended-knee,

And your ass-hole starts to pee…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you’re stricken by a cramp,

And your underwear is damp…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When your teacher throws a fit,

‘Cuz she’s standing in your shit…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you just have no control,

Of filling up the bowl…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you have nowhere to go,

‘cuz you just can’t stop the flow…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you’re feeling really low,

And your butthole starts to blow…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you’re paralyzed with fear,

‘Cuz it’s leaking out your rear…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you clench with all your might,

Because the poo will soon take flight…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When your belly starts an achin’,

And your anus is a’ shakin’…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you meant to make it subtle,

But now you’re standing in a puddle…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When your face is red and glowing,

And the poo continues flowing…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you’re swimming in a pool,

And you’re ass-hole starts to drool…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you’re feeling like a twit,

‘Cuz your pants are filled with shit…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you’re climbing up a ladder,

And you slip on fecal matter…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you’re feeling really bloated,

And your asshole just exploded…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you’ve got to interrupt,

‘Cuz your butt has just erupt…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you’ve been drinking ‘lot’s of Bud,

Now your ass is shooting mud…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When there’s racing in your heart,

Because you thought it was a fart…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you thought it was a fart,

But instead it was a shart…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When your chowing down Chinese,

As your ass let’s out a sneeze…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When your shopping at the store,

And it starts dripping on the floor…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When your curling up your toes,

‘Cuz it’s spraying like a hose…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you know it’s gunna’ hurt,

With each painful spray and squirt…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you feel just like a clown,

‘Cuz your pants are turning brown…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

For a toilet you will beg,

When it’s dripping down your leg…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you’re racing down a hall,

But it just splashed onto the wall…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you’re choking from the smog,

Of your nasty liquid log…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you wanna’ scream and shout,

‘Cuz it keeps on gushing out…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you feel just like a fool,

‘Cuz your pants are filled with stool…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

I was standing on a mountain,

When it shot out like a fountain…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you think your friends are joking,

But your pants are brown and soaking…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

It really is a pity,

That your pants are brown and shitty…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you’re driving in a race,

And it flies up in your face…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you’re chillin’ with your daughter,

And out comes poo-poo water…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

It’s really quite dramatic,

When your ass goes automatic…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When your eating at the fair,

And there’s gravy in your chair…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When your at the water park,

And the water’s turning dark…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

If your lying in your bed,

And you see it start to spread…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

You won’t feel like a winner,

When your butt blows out your dinner…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

Your stomach feels like crap,

And your ass cheeks start to flap…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you’re running from police,

And you feel that anal grease…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you think you’re getting better,

But your ass is getting wetter…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you can’t get off the pot,

‘Cuz it’s coming out a lot…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you’re laying in your bed,

And it smells like something’s dead…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

It really isn’t cool,

When you leave a trail of stool…

Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

P.S.

It’s hard to make a rhyme,

When you’re crapping all the time!


Casey[ps im a girl] 6 years ago

When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear a little splatter, diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're getting out of bed and you see a turtle head diarrhea, diarrhea.


SMASH 6 years ago

WHEN YOUR DRIVING IN A CHEVY AND YOUR PANTS START FEELIN HEAVY


coopdino 6 years ago

When your drinking a propel and and your butt begins to yell

When you waiting on the bus and your butt begins to rust

When your baking a cake and you butt begins to bake

When your making a turkey and your poo's all murkey

When your taking a bath and your butt begins to rash

When your taking a poop and you feel alot o'goop

When your sittin on the throne and youbutt begins to moan

When you making a pie and sothing slip and slides


lobster 6 years ago

when your running down the road and you cant controll your load

diarrhea,diarrhea


Shane Filder 6 years ago

When your sliding into first, and you feel something burst, Diarrhea, Diarrhea!


Parker 6 years ago

You really like the girl, but your butt begins to hurl, diarrhea, diarrhea!


kal poke 6 years ago

When Your In A Mitsubishsi And You Feel Something Quishy

When You Lying On The Grass And A Dog Licks Your Ass


elmorocks911 6 years ago

when your sitting in a tree and somethings trickling down your knee

when your watching scoobey-doo and you feel the flowing poo


laura 6 years ago

if your sitting on a horse and it comes out like sauce diarrhea diarrhea


Charlote 6 years ago

If your sitting on a coshin ad ya felling like an pushin

If your sitting on a train and ya feel a little pain

If you have the chiken pocks and theres a party in you jocks

If your laying on the couch and you suddly screm out OUCH


Boris 6 years ago

When your sitting on the dunny and ya smell something funny

Diarrhea diarrhea

When your sitting on a cushion and ya feel something mooshen

Diarrhea diarrhea


Lok Zombie 6 years ago

When it starts of in ya jocks

And ends up in ya socks


Katy 6 years ago

Some people think it's funny but it's really green and runny diarrhea diarrhea

Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast diarrhea diarrhea


nicole 6 years ago

if ur climbing up a tree and it ran down ur knee diarrhea diarrhea

when ur standing in a paddock and it comes out automatic

diarrhea diarrhea


chasity 6 years ago

if your sliding into 1st and you feel something burst its diarrhea diarrheaif your sliding into 3rd and u lay a big turd its diarrhea diarrhea


nutmeg 6 years ago

When u think u Have 2 fart but it comes out lookin like a liquid pop-tart diarreah! diarreah!

Wats green and squishy at the bottom of ur tushie Diarreah! diarreah!


sammy-t 6 years ago

when it comes out your bum

like a bullet from a gun

diarrhoea, diarrhoea


Sunneversets 6 years ago

When you're sitting on the Loo

'Cause your body's making stew.

Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you feel a little bubble

and you know that you're in trouble.

Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you think you have some gas,

but this liquid's all you pass.

Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you think you pissed the bed,

but it's a little brown instead.

Diarrhea, Diarrhea


Nia 6 years ago

When you are chasing your mut and you piss out butt...Diarrhea, Diarrhea.


pbrown 6 years ago

when your riding in a chevy and you feel somethin heavy... diarrhea, diarrhea

when your sliding into third and you feel a juicy terd...diarrhea, diarrhea


myra 6 years ago

If your climbing up a ladder and you feel a little splatter Diarrhea Diarrhea


Ándy 6 years ago

when it slips out ya jocks and into ya socks... Diarrhea Diarrhea


julze 6 years ago

When ya needa take a crap and it hits ya mud flap.... Diarrhea Diarrhea


Eyeball3000 6 years ago

When you're slide'n in on home and your butt starts to foam diarrhea diarrhea.


Ayoooo 6 years ago

when you're up on a ladder and you hear something splatter diarrhea diarrhea

when you're swimming in the pool and you feel something cool diarrhea diarrhea


anonymous 6 years ago

when you really start to wonder cuase your butt starts to thunder


mariah 6 years ago

When you're watching your friend climb a ladder and you feel a facial spladder... diarrhea diarrhea


Austin 6 years ago

When your watching the utah jazz and your stomach starts to spaz diarrhea diarrhea


ajfz 6 years ago

When the bowl is so brown that you have to scrub it down, diarrhea, diarrhea


ajfz 6 years ago

When the bowl is so brown that you have to scrub it down, diarrhea, diarrhea


ajfz 6 years ago

When the bowl is so brown that you have to scrub it down, diarrhea, diarrhea


ajfz 6 years ago

When you have a hang over

Good thing your flights laid over, diarrhea, diarrhea


ajfz 6 years ago

When your buns burn and chafe

Cuz you thought that fart was safe diarrhea, diarrhea

When have an interview

But you smell like number two

diarrhea, diarrhea

When your underwear are trash

Cuz you have a seeping ass diarrhea, diarrhea


chris 6 years ago

when u go grab the remote and u make a sudden choke, diarrhea, diarrhea

when ur sitting in a chair and people start to stare, diarrhea, diarrhea

when ur runnin like a crook and strangers say look!, diarrhea, diaarrhea

when ur walkin on the street and shit is under ur feet, diarrhea, diarrhea

when ur friends dare u to taste but u yell, "ITS WASTE!", diarrhea, diarrhea

when u missed ur p.e. class cus ur pissen out ur ass, diarrhea, diarrhea

when ur runnin red lights and ur holdin real tight, diarrhea, diarrhea

finished with paper its real sad cus ur using dirty rags, diarrhea, diarrhea


broklyn 6 years ago

ttwhen your chilling out in vegas and your butt makes

rutabagus diarrhea,dirrhea


guest 6 years ago

when you're in the car and you're feeling bizarre, diarrhea, diarrhea


Lindsey 6 years ago

When your lying on the floor,

And something slips through the door.

Diarrhea


Najeebas 6 years ago

When you think it's gonna rain,

And you make a toilet stain, diarrhea diarrhea

When your Lookin though your apps

Then, DAMN! You feel the craps, diarrhea diarrhea


Dymindd 6 years ago

There aint no sweat

There aint no pain

Just sit on the toilet and let it drain.

Diarrhea


ShAnE 6 years ago

when you sliding into home, but you slipping on the foam

diarrhea.

when your flying on a jet and your feeling something wet, diarrhea.


Eugene 5 years ago

When you're sitting by the lake and you see a brown snake, diarrhea

When your looking at Vegas maps and you're thinking about craps diarrhea

^ I made up the last one lol


unknown 5 years ago

When your standing in a puddle and your face begins to muddle, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.


yoyo 5 years ago

when you're climbing up a ladder and you feel a little splatter diarrhea, diarrhea


i gotta go 5 years ago

when your sliden into first and you feel somethin burst diarrhea, diarrhea

if your eatin hot wings and your butt begins to sing diarrhea, diarrhea


mineRbest jay 5 years ago

WHEN YOU GET TO THE GATE AND ITS A LITTLE TO LATE

DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

WHEN YOUR WALKIN DOWN THE LANE AND YOU FEEL A LITTLE PAIN

DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

ITS COMES OUT YOUR BUM LIKE PEDIGREE CHUM

DIARRHEA DIARRHEA


Tab 5 years ago

When you pull down your pants, and you drown all the ants, diarrhea, diarrhea


Laura 5 years ago

When your climbing up a tree

and it dribbles down your knee,

Diarrhea Diarrhea


David 5 years ago

When the loose stool

Makes a mini pool

Diarrhea Diarrhea


spooshpoo 5 years ago

when your walkin' down the street and its drippin on your feet diarrhea diarrhea


cliffdaddy 5 years ago

when your drinking in the bar and it flies really far diarrhea diarrhea


cliffdaddy 5 years ago

when your playing in the park and you feel a little spark diarrhea diarrhea


Todd 5 years ago

When you are eating brocollini and you're wearing a brown bikini


Zak 5 years ago

When you're in a little muddle, cos your standing in your puddle diarrhea diarrhea


LoKi 5 years ago

When you need a lock for your flap cos its running like a tap diarrhea diarrhea

When you're feeling a flood and everyone thinks its mud diarrhea diarrhea

When it's covered the whole ground and you think your gonna drown diarrhea diarrhea

When you got a heavy load and your gonna explode diarrhea diarrhea

When you start to get jumpy cos its coming out lumpy

diarrhea diarrhea

When its all you can take and you cant push the brakes diarrhea diarrhea

When there's nothing you can do so you let out the goo diarrhea diarrhea


SOG MEMEBA 5 years ago

when your havin sex and you get perplexed diarrea diarrea


Chris 5 years ago

When ur climbing up a ladder n u feel something splatter


chewy 5 years ago

You guys are gross. If I just finished eating double and my ass starts to bubble, is it diarrhea, diarrhea?


9w4ufp345789 5 years ago

when your running in a park and you hear a little fart diarrea x2

when you feel it in your pants like little tiny ants diarrea x2


CassieandCindy 5 years ago

When you're feeding all you're fish and you feel something swish, Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea!


Hey Lois! Diarrea! 5 years ago

Y'know there's just no goin' back when it trickles down you crack, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

When your playing with your pet and your pants start feeling wet, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

When you swore it was a toot, but felt is was a messy poot, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.


mex 5 years ago

I was walking down the lane when i felt a funny pain, diarrhoea, diarrhoea

So i went behind a bush, and it came out in a rush, diarrhoea, diarrhoea


purple dragon  5 years ago

When your stomach starts to cave, and it's coming out in waves.

Diarrhea, diarrhea


Tiger Strike  5 years ago

When you're trying to eat some nuts, but it's comin out your butt...

When you're visiting the zoo, and you've really gotta poo...

When your tummy starts to bubble, and you know you're in for trouble...

When you're just not having fun, and you know that it's the runs...

When you're just not feeling mellow, and your poops are wet and yellow...

When you know you've got the trots, and you're looking for a pot..


Anonymous  5 years ago

When you're drinking sweet iced tea, and your butt begins to pee.

When it hurts inside your gut, and poop is shooting out your but.

When you're just not feeling hot, and you're running to the pot.

When you know you have to leave, cause your butt is gonna heave.

When you're feeling rather wrong, cause you've been crapping all day long.


Ace Spade  5 years ago

When you go to take a dump, and it's coming out in lumps, Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you hear it go "Kerplunk!" and it's coming out in chunks, Diarrhea, diarrhea.


Anonymous 5 years ago

I was walking down a ramp, when I felt my stomach cramp.

But the pain was soon all gone, so I just kept walking on.

Then my tummy caught an ache, and my butt began to quake.

I wasn't feeling quite so hot, so I ran straight to a pot.

I sat right down on the loo, and my butt spewed liquid poo.

It was brown and it was mushy, it was coming out my tushy.

It was chunky, gross, and thick, I was feeling kinda sick.

Then it stopped and I felt done, but I'd really just begun.

As I left out of the door, I felt my belly quake once more.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.


Toni 5 years ago

I swear I had diarrhea a few days ago and it didn't feel good at all! I could barely get ready for work. My morning routine went like this.

When you skip that orange juice, cause your bowels feel quite loose.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're trying to take a shower, but your stomach feels so sour.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're trying to floss and brush, and your butt is gushing mush.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're putting on a shirt, and you feel those Hershey squirts.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're putting on your pants and you do the poo poo dance.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're putting on your shoes, and your butt begins to ooze.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.


squiggle 5 years ago

When you need to take a dump, and mush is gushing out your rump. Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're hurrting in your gut, and it's oozing out your butt. Diarrhea, diarrhea.


Wenchi 5 years ago

When you're feeling really tense, and you have to hop a fence. Diarrhoea (this is how it's actually spelt folks) Diarrhoea.


jared 5 years ago

People think its gross but its really great on toast diarrhea diarrhea


Munchkin 5 years ago

It sticks to your bum

Like pedigree chum

Diarrhoea diarrhoea :)


Trey Johntry 5 years ago

When you're putting on a boot and you feel something scoot...diarrhea diarrhea


lin family 5 years ago

When you hoping it'll pass and you feel a big blast...dirrea dirrea

feeling loose cuz its dripping out juice....dirrea dirrea


I'M BROWN!! 5 years ago

When something hits the fan and lands in the pan!!!


KO 5 years ago

If you think you got to poop but it comes out looking like soup, diarrhea diarrhea


5 years ago

You know it's not fake when you feel your anus shake. Diarrhea. Diarrhea.


rosie 5 years ago

when ur twittering all day but you feel an earth quake .........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................


Lulu 4 years ago

When it sticks to your bum

Like a piece of chewing gum.

When your up in the attic

It comes out automatic


s1 4 years ago

when u really have to go some people think its gross but its really good on toast,when ur sittin on a pole its comin out ur hole


noelia 4 years ago

your sitting on the toilet and you feel a little splatter its diaria


Chris K. 4 years ago

You may think your hot shit on a silver platter,

but your really cold diarrhea on a Paper Plate.

When your Riding the Subway

And that feeling won't go away

Diarrhea diarrhea


kiki 4 years ago

Oompa, loompa, doopa-de-dee,

What do you do to stop the hot runny pee?

-what do you do to stop feeling so sick?

- how do you stop that hot runny ick?

- would you like some pepto or perhaps a hot towel

- cause’ everyone here doesn’t like to hear you howl

-And that is my story it’s quite the little rhyme,

-But I have to go cuz’ its now toilet time!!


Nate 4 years ago

When you're down in a hole and you feel it's gonna blow, diarrhea, diarrhea


Skuxqueen!(; 4 years ago

This is my version

It shot from my ass really really fast diarreha diarreha

It fell from my hole into the toilet bowl diarreha diarreha

it splattered the whole room my ass went BOOM!Diarreha Diarreha!

Thats just some of it the full version's much longer


Jacob 4 years ago

When it all you can take and you can't push the break diarrhea,diarrheba


Mark 4 years ago

Hi hi hi hi hi


Matt 4 years ago

When there's crap in the toilet and a solid log would spoil it - diarrhea diarrhea

When even a plunger won't make it go down under - diarrhea diarrhea

When you're pooing out your butt and your on a public bus - diarrhea diarrhea

When your farts sound like squirts and it really hurts - diarrhea diarrhea

When butthole is on fire and a throne is all you desire - diarrhea diarrhea

When you have diarrhea and you think it's ghonerea - diarrhea diarrhea

When you eat a bunch of corn and you see a bunch of corn - diarrhea diarrhea

When you blow away the team b/c you've had to many beans - diarrhea diarrhea

When there is brown liquid coming out of your butt and it won't stop - diarrhea diarrhea


Callum 4 years ago

When you sitting by a tree and it comes out like wee diarrhea diarrhea


Callum 4 years ago

When chillin' with your granny and it comes out of your fanny diarrhea diarrhea


Brianna 4 years ago

when the earth begins to quake because of the brown rice cake diarea diarea


M. Muffin 4 years ago

If you think you've got a rash and then u get a poo tash diarrhoea diarrhoea


Lee 4 years ago

When it's running down your leg like scrabbled egg it's diarrhoea diarrhoea.


Lee 4 years ago

Lee 

When it's running down your leg like scrambled egg it's diarrhoea diarrhoea.


stephieiam 4 years ago

When you're cheering on your team then your bleacher starts to steam.


stephieiam 4 years ago

When you're cheering on your team then your bleacher starts to steam.

You see some mooshed banana when your in a warm cabbana.

You just can't take your test when your cheeks are squeezed and pressed.

Your lips are turning blue and it's dripping in your shoe.

It really is a drag when your carrying a bag for diarrhea, diarrhea.

You don't know what you ate, but it seems a little late.

You can't unlock the door when your poo begins to pour.

You try to keep a smile and sit in the poo a while.

There's just no telling why you made that doo doo pie.

I'm feeling quite alive with my fanny opened wide, diarrhea, diarrhea!


MyDancingSpleen 4 years ago

When you feel the gases start

but it comes out as a schart

When your jumping from a plane

and it's running down your leg

When you're eating Mexican

And it squirts out the other end

When you notice your butt itches

Cause there something in your britches

When you're trying to make out

but then something sprays out

When you're settin on the pot

And your stomach's in a knot

When you've eaten bad chicken

Now you can barely hold it in

When you're running for the potty

Cause your pants are feeling soggy

When your butthole starts to spit

When you're not bent ovet yet

When the geiser starts to blow

Then you know you need to go

When you're climbing up a rope

And farts are wetter than you hoped

When your at a highschool dance

And there's wetwork in your pants

When something smells like eggs

As its running down your legs

When you're out in your garage

and you're ass makes applesauce

When you're on you way to work

And your intestines start to hurt

When you try to hold it in but shit's stormin the trenches and a little bit comes out each time your butt clenches


Right rhymes 4 years ago

I was walking down a lane when I felt a funny pain Diarrhoea Diarrhoea

So I went behind a bush and it came it in a rush Diarrhoea Diarrhoea

It came out me bum like a bullet from a gun Diarrhoea Diarrhoea

You may think this is funny but it very very runny Diarrhoea Diarrhoea


hissie 4 years ago

when your climbing up a ladder and you feel a little splatter Darrhoea Diarrhoea


hissie 4 years ago

when your walking down a hill and you feel something spill diarrhea diarrhea


Tsing 4 years ago

On the test you got an A but you still poo all day


Patrick 4 years ago

When you have your head down low, and you feel a double blow...

Diarrhea, diarrhea!


Orly 4 years ago

When you're sitting on a swing and you see a brown string...

Diarrhea, diarrhea!


dylan tong 4 years ago

when your runing down the gutter and you feal the penut butter


Reco 4 years ago

It rolled down my leg, like a hard boiled egg....

Diarrhea,Diarrhea


Reco 4 years ago

When it comes out your bum, like a bullet from a gun..

Diarrhea,Diarrhea


Diarrhea Girl 4 years ago

I can tell by the smell you're not feeling very well, diarrhea diarrhea.


Emily fouchey 4 years ago

When our walking like a cat and you here a splat Diarrhea diarrhea


Emily 4 years ago

When your at a store and they see it in the floor diarrhea


chy and cassie 4 years ago

U think it might b fake util the toilet to shake...diarrhea diarrhea


sola 4 years ago

When your reaching for your hat and you feel something splat diarrhea diarrhea

When your climbing up a latter and you feel something splatter diarrhea diarrhea

When your singing the blues and something starts to ooze diarrhea diarrhea

when your eating a chip and your stomach starts to flip


Meg 4 years ago

I woke up one morning put my feet on the floor, took a 50 yard dash to the bathroom door. Diarrhea, diarrhea.


nathan 4 years ago

when ur going into first and u hear a loud burst diarhea dirhea


nathan 4 years ago

when ur in a chevy and u feel something heavy diarhea

when ur going in to third and u know it aint a turd diarhea

When yur with ur honey andu feel something runny diarhea

when ur by a bush and u feel a mush diarhea

when ur at the mall and your hear a loud fall diarhea


Charles Head 4 years ago

When your climbing up the ladder and you hear something splatter, Diarrhea.


broski 3 years ago

some people think its gross, but its really good on toast, Diarrhea, Diarrhea

if you spank your girlfriends touche and you feel something mushy, Diarrhea, Diarrhea


turdy boy 3 years ago

Some think it's funny, but it's really brown and runny, Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Pay no strain, just flush down the drain, Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Some use Comet, but it really makes me wanna vomit, Diarrhea, Diarrhea


Mary 3 years ago

When the feelings not that nice and you have to flush it thrice, diarrhea diarrhea!


billy 0 3 3 years ago

when your climming up a ladder and you here something splatter diarrhea,diarrhea


sub0307 3 years ago

when your driving on a boat and something starts to float diarrhea,diarrhea


billy 0 3 and sub0307 3 years ago

when your opening a bathroom door and something brown is on the floor diarrhea,diarrhea


blc is a boss and sub0307 , billy 0 3 3 years ago

when you fall on the dirt and your but starts to squirt diarrhea ,diarrhea


pug 3 years ago

my dog is cute diarrhea, diarrhea


niko 3 years ago

when you're going down the slide an you start to slip and slide diarrhea diarrhea


JODPOM 3 years ago

When you have to clench your cheeks and something really reeks... DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA!


Chris 3 years ago

When you really need to poo and its runny like glue diarrhea,diarrhea


Steve 3 years ago

If you a little man running to the can. diarrhea, diarrhea


Butt piss 3 years ago

When eating junk you love, you"re guaranteed to be full of, diarrhea, diarrhea!


Dihera Joe 3 years ago

When Its Trickling down your knee and you feel a little pee ,Dihera Dhiera


jamie 3 years ago

it shots out her bum like a medio gun diarrhea is another one


Jake 2 years ago

When you licking third base and the smell hits your face

Diarrhea


aliwalli 2 years ago

When you think you need a shit but it's more like fecal spit

When your bum's already dirty but it's only seven thirty


DOODIE 20 months ago

its the gas from ur ass it smells alot like trash...


fartface get ready for the air 20 months ago

as i was getting ready to fart my butt felt like a fat soggy shart...


The Magical Poo 19 months ago

As i was running to go DooDoo poo was running down to my shoe


The Magical Poo 19 months ago

As i was running to go DooDoo poo was running down to my shoe shoe


Dairija 14 months ago

When you're in your bed with your girlfriend, she sees a sext from you to the opposite sex and she punches you with her golden mace, diarrhea.. uh, diarrhea in her face, uh.


Stacey 8 months ago

When you're sitting in a Toyota

and you feel a little Yoda


Anon 3 months ago

like a melted bar of snickers

lodged in your knickers


Nikolas 8 weeks ago

when your watching scooby doo and you feel a little poo

Diarrhea,diarrhea

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