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   Beth37posted 10 years ago

   Ron Swanson, Parks and Rec.
   

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   Beth37posted 10 years ago

   Ann: How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
   Ron: One.
   Ann: That's it? One drink?
   Ron: One shelf.
   Ann: Do you exercise?
   Ron: Yes. Lovemaking and woodworking.
   Ann: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
   Ron: I have an uncle who does yoga.

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   Beth37posted 10 years ago

   There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.

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   Beth37posted 10 years ago

   Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless.

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   Beth37posted 10 years ago

   There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.

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   Beth37posted 10 years ago

   Great job, everyone. The reception will be held in each of our individual houses, alone.

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   Beth37posted 10 years ago

   Diane: Hey, am I interrupting something important?
   Ron: Impossible. I work for the government.

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   Beth37posted 10 years ago

   I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.

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   Beth37posted 10 years ago

   Ron: She's here.
   Leslie: Who's here?
   Ron: My ex-wife Tammy-two. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.

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    Beth37posted 10 years ago

    Ron: Of all my coworkers he is one of a small number of whom I do not actively root against...uh, there I go again gettin' all sappy.

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    writingloverposted 10 years ago

    Are you bored?

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       Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

       haha... I am watching the next season of Parks and Rec. It's just one of those shows that makes me happy, like The Office. I thought it was totally off the air... gone, but there is this whole new season! Im so happy.
       
       Yeah... I finally stopped myself from posting any more. I probably need to see a neurologist... sorry.

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          writingloverposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          I was just curious. No need to be sorry.
          
          Here's a meme that I created after a bad day. I find memes are very therapeutic.
          
          

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             Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

             lol

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                epsonok0posted 10 years agoin reply to this

                its ok beth. You had a moment there. Was watching and I was worried a bit. Glad you cleared up what was happening. I thought you were stuck in a loop of some kind.

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                   Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

                   Well actually... I probably am... but it's an enjoyable loop... maybe there are no fans of the show here. It's so good.

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                   SmartAndFunposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                   I wasn't worried, I was laughing my @$$ off. Thanks to Beth I have a new show I want to check out. All this time and I never even caught one episode.

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                      Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

                      Oh you have to give it a chance... the more you get into the characters, the funnier it gets...
                      Going out for a lil bit... You guys are all so much fun. lol

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    epsonok0posted 10 years ago

    Here is a meme a friend of myne made. I love it!
    

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    epsonok0posted 10 years ago

    
    My friend made it for you beth. LOL

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       Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

       awww... that's actually very kind. lol
       Thanks.

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          epsonok0posted 10 years agoin reply to this

          Fun times. Yw.

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    writingloverposted 10 years ago

    +1

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    writingloverposted 10 years ago

    It's been a little while since I watched The Office. Guess I'll have to look into it again...

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