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Quotation sources: Who said that?

  1. Rochelle Frank profile image88
    Rochelle Frankposted 2 years ago

    (When using quotations, it is important to identify the speaker.)
    A Jail sentence: "No one has ever escaped from me."
    A Stock quotation: "Moo, mooooo."
    A Bank statement: "I close at 4 p.m."
    A Credit card charge: "Your Honor, I'm bent because that man put me in the ATM machine wrong."
    A Spiritual affirmation: "Yes, you are right, my crystal ball IS dusty."
    A Brief announcement: "It is time to finish getting dressed. I'm cold."
    A Mummy's curse: " I can't se a #!*#*! thing with these  #!*#*! bandages around my head."

    Add some new ones.....

    1. Christy Kirwan profile image
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      Christy Kirwanposted 2 years ago in reply to this

      These are clever! I don't have any good ones to offer, but you gave me a laugh. smile

      1. Rochelle Frank profile image88
        Rochelle Frankposted 2 years ago in reply to this

        Thanks, Christy. I came across this while cleaning out old paper files-- I think I sent this to Readers Digest decades ago, but they apparently didn't get it. I mean, the sent me a polite rejection slip-- so they got it, but they apparently didn't "get it."

  2. aprilsemogan profile image88
    aprilsemoganposted 2 years ago

    Hi,

    This is extremely hilarious! Thanks for sharing this. Despite of being tired from work, i was able to laugh after reading this. However, i don't have anything to share for now. But many thanks .. big_smile

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image88
      Rochelle Frankposted 2 years ago in reply to this

      I appreciate the comment, aprilsemogan.

 
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