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Quotation sources: Who said that?

  1. Rochelle Frank profile image88
    Rochelle Frankposted 22 months ago

    (When using quotations, it is important to identify the speaker.)
    A Jail sentence: "No one has ever escaped from me."
    A Stock quotation: "Moo, mooooo."
    A Bank statement: "I close at 4 p.m."
    A Credit card charge: "Your Honor, I'm bent because that man put me in the ATM machine wrong."
    A Spiritual affirmation: "Yes, you are right, my crystal ball IS dusty."
    A Brief announcement: "It is time to finish getting dressed. I'm cold."
    A Mummy's curse: " I can't se a #!*#*! thing with these  #!*#*! bandages around my head."

    Add some new ones.....

    1. Christy Kirwan profile image
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      Christy Kirwanposted 22 months ago in reply to this

      These are clever! I don't have any good ones to offer, but you gave me a laugh. smile

      1. Rochelle Frank profile image88
        Rochelle Frankposted 22 months ago in reply to this

        Thanks, Christy. I came across this while cleaning out old paper files-- I think I sent this to Readers Digest decades ago, but they apparently didn't get it. I mean, the sent me a polite rejection slip-- so they got it, but they apparently didn't "get it."

  2. aprilsemogan profile image87
    aprilsemoganposted 22 months ago

    Hi,

    This is extremely hilarious! Thanks for sharing this. Despite of being tired from work, i was able to laugh after reading this. However, i don't have anything to share for now. But many thanks .. big_smile

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image88
      Rochelle Frankposted 22 months ago in reply to this

      I appreciate the comment, aprilsemogan.

 
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