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Gawd, I'm So Evil...But He Sure As Hell Had It Coming...

  1. fierycj profile image84
    fierycjposted 7 years ago

    (sinister laugher)
    A close pal of mine, a lady, like two weeks ago, came to me and complained how her Professor in college had been demanding sex from her, and threatening to fail her if she didnt give in. This my friend here is a gorgeous beauty, and she gets hit on pretty often, but she really is awfully virtuous, which made me really concerned when she came to me and complained of this - Now, I'm not the type to turn away from a damsel in distress, especially one who's such a dear friend - we Scorpios are fierce friends like that. Anyways, she told me her dilemma and all, and I assured her that I would take care of it. In my exact words - I told her, Dont worry about it. I'll handle it. I sounded like a Wise Guy too, and make no mistake, I meant to sound that way, too! She beamed her eyes into mine questioningly, but I told her not to ask questions, but to just trust me. She made me promise that I wouldn't do anything dumb like wack the guy or something. I promised her I wouldn't wack the guy. She felt better and left. Later on, I gave this randy prof a call around 3am when he's sleeping with his wife and all - I told him that I was the girl's husband-to-be, and that I had performed the traditional rites of a bride on her head, which is like a HUGE deal. I told him that I knew his office - he has a law firm. And even mentioned the address. I kept my voice simple, cold and curt, and told him that I would simply pay him a 'visit' if he ever said any rubbish to my 'wife' again. He started to deny, beg, going into hysterics and I just hung up. Last week he called my friend and apologized profusely to her, promising never to bug her again, and to allow her to sail thru, even top her marks if necessary. Needlessly to say, my friend cant stop expressing her gratitude - she's a law student. And needless to say, I feel like I've done some good in the world. Boom! smile

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      rednckwmnposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      BOOM thats awesome. My hubby has a simallar story, involoving his sister, youd really love it!!!

      1. fierycj profile image84
        fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        he he he

    2. chukra G profile image60
      chukra Gposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      how about other girls, ask your gorgeous friend not to be self-centred and you too as a hero. i am sure this kind of guy will continue his attitude, and dont know how many girls he did to

    3. goodfriendiam profile image60
      goodfriendiamposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Fcj you are a good man. But I didn't need to read it to know it. I just know you, and the way I see you on here. smile

      1. fierycj profile image84
        fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Thanks a milli, D. smile

    4. Gemsong profile image85
      Gemsongposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You are officially a hero in my book. That had real style. Very cool. More effective that beating up on the guy. It may not stop him completely but I bet he's going to be more careful. wink

      1. fierycj profile image84
        fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Thanks so much, Gemsong. You're right, beat the violent alternative by far! smile

    5. AsherKade profile image78
      AsherKadeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      smart, deviant, AND Brave...I like it!

      1. fierycj profile image84
        fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Thanks, man!

    6. Drew Breezzy profile image79
      Drew Breezzyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Well if you mess with fiery hes bound to get furious! Good work, saving one damsel in distress at a time.

      1. fierycj profile image84
        fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Its a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it...wink

  2. Dame Scribe profile image59
    Dame Scribeposted 7 years ago

    That is awesome CJ big_smile wish I knew guys like you to do that for me lol I know the problems she had but have been lucky to just cause stuttering tongue Boom!

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm sure you know guys plenty, you just haven't asked, Dame. You'll be surprised what a guy could do for his woman friend smile

  3. emievil profile image84
    emievilposted 7 years ago

    Good work CJ! LOL I can't believe you did that . You're really a good friend.

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm like a madman with my friends. Seriously. smile

  4. emievil profile image84
    emievilposted 7 years ago

    rednckwmn, are you the one we were looking for like for the last 24 hours?

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      rednckwmnposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I think so...I posted to that other thread...soooooo soooo sorry.  sad

      1. emievil profile image84
        emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        smile no need to apologize. I think a lot of hubbers are glad to see you back (cj being one of the hubbers).

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          rednckwmnposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          smile
          thanks. It wasnt a stunt, I swear...

  5. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    @fierycj

    you have done no less any other MAN would have done.  Good for you !  But know that you started ,you should do more. what about the future girls he's going to harras ? they don't count ?? yikes

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hmmm, makes you wonder what friends they have? Why not...I could start like a Justice League for damsels in distress! My friend even joked about it, she said I might be getting calls from her friends from now on. smile

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          lol

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      Madame Xposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Amen! (and no, you're not evil)

  6. dohn121 profile image88
    dohn121posted 7 years ago

    Yo!  You are a friggin' action hero!  Much respect, Fiery!  Great job (you still should have beaten him to a pulp anyway, ROFL).

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Please, please, dont take me back to my dark side. He he he. My friend made me promise - laying a finger on that guy would have released so much anger that after everything, I would probably be left saying - what happened? Was I gone long? Lol.

  7. Valerie F profile image61
    Valerie Fposted 7 years ago

    Good work. Now if the university has some anti-harassment policy, your friend needs to report him. A guy who treats his students (and his wife!) like that has no business teaching.

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Its a big problem in Nigerian Universities, I must confess. Problem is, Faculties will most of the time side the lecturers.

      1. Dame Scribe profile image59
        Dame Scribeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Maybe consider getting your friend to round up other girls to send letter to the papers wink ask how to resolve the issue. Will make people think and parents worry. Start a fire under somebody's a55 tongue lol lol

        1. fierycj profile image84
          fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Wish it was that easy - its eaten real deep. But something's gotta be done, no doubt.

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    You may be evil but yep you said it he had it coming. Nice one fiery...you are a hero!

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      It feels really good helping someone you care about, however you can. smile thanks.

  9. Ms Chievous profile image81
    Ms Chievousposted 7 years ago

    Fierycj you did a good deed and should be proud.   You used your head and that is important!  What goes around comes around. I firmly beleive that!  btw i am scorpio too

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Thanks Ms. Glad to know another Scorpio in here.

      1. fierycj profile image84
        fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I'm gonna start a Scorpio thread. Lets see if we can find others. *sinister laughter*

  10. shamelabboush profile image70
    shamelabboushposted 7 years ago

    Pefectly planned! I liked that. Good for you. Your friend is lucky to have you.

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Thanks, man! So she says...

  11. lrohner profile image85
    lrohnerposted 7 years ago

    Way to go, Fiery! You are DA MAN!

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      THANKS, Irohner!

  12. Lady_E profile image80
    Lady_Eposted 7 years ago

    It's a pity to know that this is still happening in Nigerian Universities but well done. smile

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Sure is a pity - you know it. Thanks.

  13. Kaabi profile image83
    Kaabiposted 7 years ago

    I don't know how people get away with this stuff.  Most Professors in college have Master's and Doctorate degrees, yet they still risk it all with something like this that probably wouldn't even happen and could get them fired without a chance at getting another career position.  It's crazy!

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You got that right!

  14. Eaglekiwi profile image72
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    Whats my sign ,maybe I should ask Marine ..hehe

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      dont get the joke...why ask Marine? smile

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image72
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        oh wasnt meant to be a joke ,just he tends to ask physcological kinda questions..remember that thread on 5 things about you and he was on the button on the type of person you were (mostly).

        1. fierycj profile image84
          fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          dont remember...

  15. RedElf profile image85
    RedElfposted 7 years ago

    I don't think that was evil of you at all. You were simply protecting a friend. Well...OK you told a teeeeeeny fib to get his attention, but good for you.
    Well done, Scorpio - see, I said you guys can be the BEST friends!

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Tis true!

  16. I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s profile image59
    I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 7 years ago

    What a wonderful friend you are!!

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Thanks a milli, I'm I your fan yet...should be... smile

  17. Valerie F profile image61
    Valerie Fposted 7 years ago

    I think the women and those who support them should indeed write letters, make phone calls, file criminal reports if necessary, and protest. An official policy needs to be in place in every university and every workplace that the penalty for sexual harassment is the loss of a job with extreme prejudice.

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You've got a good point there, Val.

  18. Davinagirl3 profile image62
    Davinagirl3posted 7 years ago

    That is a "BOOM", for sure.

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      He he he, you beeen kinda missing in these parts, wifey...

      1. Daniel Carter profile image90
        Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Fight fire with Fiery.

        Love it. Rock on, friend.

        1. fierycj profile image84
          fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Thank you, man!

  19. wsp2469 profile image60
    wsp2469posted 7 years ago

    Hey!  Seriously I was expecting more from the title.  I don't think you're evil.  I think you demonstrated you have a hell of a lot of imagination.  Try and remember some specifics regarding the conversation and you could whip it into a hub!  Add some pics of your friend half-naked--especially if she was Indian--(woman go make my dinner not "woo woo")--and you would probably get a high score, too!
    (Just finished a hub myself.  I found a hub written by Bre that I agreed with (but for MALE reasons) and took it from there.  I felt bad for upsetting her that first time, ya know?  I didn't mind the attention but I DID feel bad at first until I talked with her. . .but, I digress. . .)

    Seriously, turn it into a hub.  I would read it!

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You would read any crazy thing man...geez, that hub of yours remains the funniest thing I've ever read in Hubpages...no friggin' kiddin, man!

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    Ghost32posted 7 years ago

    Should've known you were a Scorp, CJ.  (My D.O.B. being 11/07/43.)

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      And I should have known you, Ghost...smile

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    hello fiery gonna read some of your hubs tomorrow how are ya

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm good, Brenda.

  22. I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s profile image59
    I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 7 years ago

    Oh my..it is soooo hawt in here!! lol  smile

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      He he he he

  23. wrenfrost56 profile image82
    wrenfrost56posted 7 years ago

    Brilliant! Fierycj you really are a hero!

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Thats mighty nice of you to say, wren...thanks!

  24. AsherKade profile image78
    AsherKadeposted 7 years ago

    i like the new pic fire!

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I like fire pics...I like fire, period!

      1. AsherKade profile image78
        AsherKadeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        sounds a little OCD or autistic if you ask me tongue
        big_smile

        1. fierycj profile image84
          fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          If I asked you, then I wouldnt be autistic, would I...? hmmm, dumb thought... wink

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    Damsel in distress...that won't be me lmao I can fight my own fights. hehehe

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I dont doubt it, every damsel needs a knight sometime...

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        Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        eh maybe once in a while to help with the dishes haha just kidding..

        1. fierycj profile image84
          fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          No, you were not..smile

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    fine you caught me! lol so how is your friend doing now?

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I spent the evening with her a couple of her friends, they think I'm hot! hehehe, women! big_smile

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        Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol aaaa fiery is the man hehehe...and you like fire...you pyro! lol

        1. fierycj profile image84
          fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Yeah!!!! My animus is dragon.. big_smile

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    lol oh fiery you are funny

    1. fierycj profile image84
      fierycjposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol How're you doing today?

 
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