Funny Email Thread: Did I Read The Sign Right?

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   kpfingazposted 16 years ago

   I'd like to share a funny email with you...
   
   Did I read that sign right?
          
   
   TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
   
          In a Laundromat:
          AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
   
          In a London department store:
          BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
   
          In an office:
          WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
   
          In an office:
         AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE  DRAINING BOARD
   
          Outside a secondhand shop:
          WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT
   BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
   
          Notice in health food shop window:
          CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
   
          Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
          ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
   
          Seen during a conference:
          FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
   
          Notice in a farmer's field:
          THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
   
          Message on a leaflet:
          IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
   
          On a repair shop door:
          WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
   DOESN'T  WORK
   
   

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   PurpleZenposted 16 years ago

   Lynne Truss would have a field day with this email. (She's the author of Eats, Shoots and Leaves.)
   
   PurpleZen

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   Marisa Wrightposted 16 years ago

   ROFL

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   kpfingazposted 16 years ago

   My favorite is the one with the step ladder...lol.

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   Mishaposted 16 years ago

   Thanks for a good laugh

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   Maddie Ruudposted 16 years ago

   Okay, so maybe this isn't quite as funny, but it makes me smile every time I drive (well, ride...) by it.
   
   There's a place on University Ave (a main street) in Berkeley, called "The Way Christian Center," which I find amusing because the way it's laid out implies to me that these people are, like, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Christian, dude.
   
   Or maybe it's just me.

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      kpfingazposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      I agree..its funny!

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      DJ Funktualposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      HAHA!   Great thread fingaz!

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   Patty Inglish, MSposted 16 years ago

   It's funny!

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   RFoxposted 16 years ago

   hahahahahaha.....I needed a good laugh. Thanks!

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   Sangay Glassposted 16 years ago

   Thanks so much for the good laugh!

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    StefanMDPposted 16 years ago

    There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't
    
    (I would want to give credit to the author, but I don't know who is)

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    Mike Spainposted 16 years ago

    great laugh

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    sevenGEINposted 16 years ago

    Its worth a smile but not much more.

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    redfordnotrobertposted 16 years ago

    Yup!!!

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 16 years ago

    At 2:39 in the morning it's very funny. I have to come back during reg hours and judge then too.
    Thanks for a good laugh
    regards Zsuzsy

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    ripplemakerposted 16 years ago

    Hehe I think its funny too!  Once I saw a huge sign as we drove pass a wall, it read MAN PARK.  And lo! Behold, it was a cemetery.

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    stephhicks68posted 16 years ago

    Sorry, but I think its funny.  Doesn't take much to get me laughing, I guess.  I received a similar joke email a few weeks ago that had photographs attached.  Wish I could find it (long deleted) so I could show you the photo of a sign in the Mid-Western U.S. that says:
    
    Open Range.  Someone had left an old oven below the sign with the door ajar.
    
    ;-)

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       kpfingazposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Lol!

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    redfordnotrobertposted 16 years ago

    yup!!!

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    bloggerjbposted 16 years ago

    haha nice one

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    kpfingazposted 15 years ago

    Anybody got any funny emails lately to share?

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