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Funny Email Thread: Did I Read The Sign Right?

  1. kpfingaz profile image75
    kpfingazposted 9 years ago

    I'd like to share a funny email with you...

    Did I read that sign right?
           

    TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

           In a Laundromat:
           AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

           In a London department store:
           BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

           In an office:
           WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

           In an office:
          AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE  DRAINING BOARD

           Outside a secondhand shop:
           WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT
    BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

           Notice in health food shop window:
           CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

           Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
           ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

           Seen during a conference:
           FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

           Notice in a farmer's field:
           THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

           Message on a leaflet:
           IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

           On a repair shop door:
           WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
    DOESN'T  WORK

    tongue

  2. PurpleZen profile image61
    PurpleZenposted 9 years ago

    Lynne Truss would have a field day with this email. (She's the author of Eats, Shoots and Leaves.)

    PurpleZen

  3. Marisa Wright profile image93
    Marisa Wrightposted 9 years ago

    ROFL

  4. kpfingaz profile image75
    kpfingazposted 9 years ago

    My favorite is the one with the step ladder...lol.

  5. Misha profile image74
    Mishaposted 9 years ago

    Thanks for a good laugh lol

  6. Maddie Ruud profile image81
    Maddie Ruudposted 9 years ago

    Okay, so maybe this isn't quite as funny, but it makes me smile every time I drive (well, ride...) by it.

    There's a place on University Ave (a main street) in Berkeley, called "The Way Christian Center," which I find amusing because the way it's laid out implies to me that these people are, like, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Christian, dude.

    Or maybe it's just me.

    1. kpfingaz profile image75
      kpfingazposted 9 years ago in reply to this

      I agree..its funny!

    2. DJ Funktual profile image86
      DJ Funktualposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      HAHA!   Great thread fingaz!

  7. Patty Inglish, MS profile image90
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 9 years ago

    It's funny!

  8. RFox profile image83
    RFoxposted 9 years ago

    hahahahahaha.....I needed a good laugh. Thanks!

  9. Sangay Glass profile image81
    Sangay Glassposted 9 years ago

    Thanks so much for the good laugh!

  10. StefanMDP profile image66
    StefanMDPposted 9 years ago

    There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't

    (I would want to give credit to the author, but I don't know who is)

  11. Mike Spain profile image61
    Mike Spainposted 8 years ago

    great laugh

  12. sevenGEIN profile image61
    sevenGEINposted 8 years ago

    Its worth a smile but not much more.

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    redfordnotrobertposted 8 years ago

    Yup!!!

  14. Zsuzsy Bee profile image83
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago

    At 2:39 in the morning it's very funny. I have to come back during reg hours and judge then too.
    Thanks for a good laugh
    regards Zsuzsy

  15. ripplemaker profile image89
    ripplemakerposted 8 years ago

    Hehe I think its funny too!  Once I saw a huge sign as we drove pass a wall, it read MAN PARK.  And lo! Behold, it was a cemetery.

  16. stephhicks68 profile image84
    stephhicks68posted 8 years ago

    Sorry, but I think its funny.  Doesn't take much to get me laughing, I guess.  I received a similar joke email a few weeks ago that had photographs attached.  Wish I could find it (long deleted) so I could show you the photo of a sign in the Mid-Western U.S. that says:

    Open Range.  Someone had left an old oven below the sign with the door ajar.

    ;-)

    1. kpfingaz profile image75
      kpfingazposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Lol!

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    redfordnotrobertposted 8 years ago

    yup!!!

  18. bloggerjb profile image79
    bloggerjbposted 8 years ago

    haha nice one

  19. kpfingaz profile image75
    kpfingazposted 8 years ago

    Anybody got any funny emails lately to share?

 
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