A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors.
"Doctor, I don't feel good," said the little paper bag
"Hmm, you look ok to me, said the doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what it shows. Come back and see me in a couple of days."
The little paper bag no better when he went back for the results.
"What's wrong with me?"asked the little paper bag.
"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.
"No, I can't be - im just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag.
"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.
"No, I can't do things like that - im just a little paper bag!"
"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?"
"No, I can't do that - im just a little paper bag!"
"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.
"No, I don't have a passport - im just a little paper bag!"
"Well" said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationshp?"
"NO! I told you I can't do things like that - im just a little paper bag!"
"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor.
This is a good one wait for it................................
"Your mother must have been a carrier!"
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