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What is the funniest joke you've ever heard?

  1. WaffleCheese profile image79
    WaffleCheeseposted 7 years ago

    Now, this one might be a little insensitive, but my grandma told me this one (who is handicapped)

    What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?

    --The wheelchair.

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      mpriesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      E-varify was passed does this mean that Obama has to E-Varify.

  2. tim-tim profile image40
    tim-timposted 7 years ago

    The funniest joke I have heard was from Misha. He said," I never heard of an angel picked her nose." I was about to fall off my chair. I am his fan!

  3. tksensei profile image60
    tksenseiposted 7 years ago

    "We can guarantee free medical care for life to tens of millions more people without increasing costs or the deficit."


    1. lrohner profile image84
      lrohnerposted 7 years ago in reply to this


    2. WaffleCheese profile image79
      WaffleCheeseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm still laughing at it.......... So funny.

    3. atomswifey profile image71
      atomswifeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LOL lol

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    kukuruzaposted 7 years ago

    And on me this thing is magnificent

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    Yanksownthesoxposted 7 years ago



  6. sabrebIade profile image86
    sabrebIadeposted 7 years ago

    Once in a land far, far away there lived a group of people called Trids. The Trids were happy except for the huge ogre that lived on the mountain. The ogre would periodically terrorize the Trids.

    The Trids tired of the ogre and sought to reason with him. They thought one of their religious leaders would be a good intermediary. So a group of Trids and their minister went up the mountain and before they could even say one word the ogre kicked them down the mountain. Not being dismayed the Trids thought that maybe the ogre was Catholic, so they sent another delegation, this time led by the local priest. But alas, as they approached the ogre he once again kicked them all down the mountain.

    The Trids were upset until they thought that perhaps the ogre was Jewish. Unfortunately, no Trids were Jewish, so they wrote to the people of another land and asked them to send a Rabbi to help them with the ogre. The Rabbi arrived and led a delegation of Trids up the mountain. The ogre saw them coming and kicked all of them, except for the Rabbi, down the mountain. The Rabbi, having been told of the previous expeditions, wondered why he alone had not been kicked down the mountain, so he asked the ogre. The ogre laughed and replied:

    "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"