Now, this one might be a little insensitive, but my grandma told me this one (who is handicapped)
What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?
The funniest joke I have heard was from Misha. He said," I never heard of an angel picked her nose." I was about to fall off my chair. I am his fan!
"We can guarantee free medical care for life to tens of millions more people without increasing costs or the deficit."
WHY DID TIGGER LOOK IN THE TOLIET?
CAUSE HE WAS LOOKING FOR POO
Once in a land far, far away there lived a group of people called Trids. The Trids were happy except for the huge ogre that lived on the mountain. The ogre would periodically terrorize the Trids.
The Trids tired of the ogre and sought to reason with him. They thought one of their religious leaders would be a good intermediary. So a group of Trids and their minister went up the mountain and before they could even say one word the ogre kicked them down the mountain. Not being dismayed the Trids thought that maybe the ogre was Catholic, so they sent another delegation, this time led by the local priest. But alas, as they approached the ogre he once again kicked them all down the mountain.
The Trids were upset until they thought that perhaps the ogre was Jewish. Unfortunately, no Trids were Jewish, so they wrote to the people of another land and asked them to send a Rabbi to help them with the ogre. The Rabbi arrived and led a delegation of Trids up the mountain. The ogre saw them coming and kicked all of them, except for the Rabbi, down the mountain. The Rabbi, having been told of the previous expeditions, wondered why he alone had not been kicked down the mountain, so he asked the ogre. The ogre laughed and replied:
"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"
by Daffy Duck16 months ago
There are millions of jokes out there. Everyone says they have a great one. What's the funniest one?
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Crank That-Soulja Boy
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