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Let's have a laugh it is the weekend

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    Have not been on forums for a while, because i have been working a lot...... this week was surprised at the intensity of people on here..... so let us have a laugh, let's get to know each other a little better, and if we get some freakish comments just ignore them they will go to another forum to cause mayhem..

      I am in Bray county Dublin visiting family, it is a sunny morning, and i am happy to be amongst my valued friends' here at hub pages.

    good morning, how are things in your part of the world, tell us all the good things that have happened this week
    tell a joke

           Let's just keep this thread light but alive
             
                    throw in a poem if you like   xxxxxxxxxxxxx

  2. Susan Ng profile image88
    Susan Ngposted 7 years ago

    Hi Brenda. smile I live in the Philippines and it is almost dinner time here. I'm already quite hungry, actually. Hehe. smile

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      R.G. San Ramonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      @.@ Wow! You eat dinner way earlier than we do. tongue Also a Filipina, and my family eats dinner at around 9pm, while watching tayong dalawa. lol

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        \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        tell us about tayong dalawa...... what is it?

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          emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Er sorry for confusing you Brenda. Tayong Dalawa means The Two of Us. It's a local soap opera about two brothers vying for the same girl, etc. A lot of Filipinos are crazy for this show smile.

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            \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            SOUNDS GOOD TO ME, WISH WE COUD WATCH IT IS IT IN ENGLISH

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              R.G. San Ramonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Oh no. I also doubt the makers will release a dvd with english subheadings ('cause I don't buy them anyway). I think the show has been running for 2 years already...I only started watching it for the last 4 months. lol The show's quite corny and cheesy. Are you up for that kind of drama?

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                emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                2 years? LOL it's only been around 4 months hehehehe, and you watched it all the time??? smile I think it's already in Korea (with subheadings).

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                  R.G. San Ramonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  NOooooooo! lol you sure? I mean, I only watched it for 3 months, er, 2 months...a month? tongue

                  But seriously, I'm thinking it's been on show for more than a year already. I was not able to watch the part when jake cuenca was abducted by so-called rebels in mindanao, i think?

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                    emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    LOL, that happened like the first month I think. If i remember right, the show started around June smile.

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                \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                oh yes i am up for anything.....

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                  emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Brenda, we'll look for a version with English subheadings, burn it then we'll send it to you. Or R. G. will send it to you, right li'l sister? wink

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                    R.G. San Ramonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Sure, I'll help to look for one. smile

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        emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        9 pm? We're about to eat dinner too. If I wait for 9 pm, I'll eat anything on sight lol

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          Susan Ngposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Haha! That would most definitely not be good.  Hehe. tongue

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        Susan Ngposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        We have dinner at 7pm. smile  I probably won't last until 9pm without food. Haha!

        Speaking of which, it's already 7pm, but Princeton isn't here yet and I promised we'd eat together. Hehe. tongue

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          \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          who is Princeton

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            Susan Ngposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I'm back from dinner. smile Princeton is my husband. Hehe. smile

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              R.G. San Ramonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Hmmm...Maybe I just eat a lot. big_smile

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      \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hi the Philipines...... at work the Philipino girs are so tidy, we have a girl in the laundry, if i practiced for 6 hours i could not fold up the sheets as she does...... she quietly gets on with her work, but you can see she is sad.... her child is in the Philipines and she sends all her money to her family.... i am trying to get to know her, she hopes to go home ond day in the not too distant future,,,,,,

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    emievilposted 7 years ago

    I can't think of a joke. My almost 3-year old niece is bugging me right now. She's trying to style my hair with a paper clip, of all things. I'm like typing this now with my head inclined to my right while she plays with my hair smile. Children are really a joy and she's like our adopted daughter already. She looks like me too smile.

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      \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      3 year olds are adorable, wish i had a three year old playing with my hair......  Erin my grandaughter, brushes my hair for me sometimes it is a real treat for me...

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        emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You can say that again. Sometimes though I feel like locking her in her room all night. She's in the Terrible 3 stage and though I love her to bits, I sometimes have to be strict on her. sad

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    Helen Caterposted 7 years ago

    I went for a night out at the casino last night and won a whopping $2700. Boy am I happy today. Just loaded the sprogg up with some dosh to buy holiday clothes and I am going to pamper myself stupid with lots of useless junk. Fantastic thread to start Brenda and good day to you and all. Drinks are on me....salute!!!!!!

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      emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Wow $2,700. That's a lot of moolah! smile

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        Helen Caterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I knwo I can't beleive it I am the happiest girl on hubpages today.

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          \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          brilliant and we are all sooooooooooooooooooo happy for you too

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            I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Happy days, Helen! My gosh you are on fire and a money magnet!! Think I'll be poping over to your sight more in hopes your joo joo rubs off! Ha ha smile

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          Helen Caterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I am so happy I can't spell.....

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      \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Every time i read your writing, you have accomplished something wonderful........ well done once more.... have a lovely weekend, and enjoy spending that money... i like your hair on the photo, is it still like that now...

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    Susan Ngposted 7 years ago

    Princeton's here! Dinner time! big_smile

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    I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 7 years ago

    Awesome thread Brenda!! It's a pleasant, yet overcast day here in Wales! Will be heading out for a nice play at the beach here shortly with my wee one! It is meant to be Prate Day hear so hopefully I can look up some Pirate lingo laters!! smile

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      \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I read on here yesterday about Pirate day, uninvited writer mentioned it...... how old is the wee one?????? ENJOY YOUR DAY...

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    Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago

    The only soap opera I watch be Coronation Street smile
    Ya scurvy cur whut deserves the black spot!

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      \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      a bit too close to HOME FOR ME i talk like them though

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    shamelabboushposted 7 years ago

    Hi Brenda, hpoe you're enjoying a sunny day with family smile. Anyway, I happen to recal a joke:

    Why girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
    Because they don't balls to scratch smilesmile

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    I be lookin' 'round fer tha' scurvy Jack Sparrow. 'Ave ye seen 'im?

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      emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Well now Davey, the Cap'n is resting smile.

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        BadCoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Woooooo I loves the Avatar, Cabin Girl is getting the boot smile

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          emievilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          LOL I'll pass it on to you BC when I get my li'l old dog back smile.

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            PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Pass it on to me ok, its smokin smile

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          I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Aye, methinks the Cabin girl gets the BEST booty! lol smile

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          Am I dead, yet?posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          lol, wut? -hugs-

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            BadCoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Just joking, I only meant I liked that Avatar. Nice to see the lovely AIDY on the forums, about time you chilled out a bit smile

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    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    I am going to the local key west style bar on the water to watch the Gators game. smile The boats pull up with their Gator gear and decorations and people go between the bar and the docks. Its like tailgating but with boats.

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    readytoescapeposted 7 years ago

    Just a little something for Talk Like a Pirate day

    What's a pirate's worst nightmare?


    A sunken chest with no booty!
       
      HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, aRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

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    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    How does a pirate get his mast up??

    He uses a wench!

    smile

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      readytoescapeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Nice!

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      PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      He wud deff use a wench like you to get it up smile

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        Colebabieposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Haha smile

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    my parrot just flew away

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    I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 7 years ago

    lol  your avatar looks as if you are watching it fly!

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    looks like i am drowning actually don't ya think

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    I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 7 years ago

    well, I guess...yet that would be looking at life half empty,eh!?

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      \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ah well i will be changing the avatar soon so i will get a happier one...

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    BadCoposted 7 years ago

    Someone mention the words laugh and weekend ?

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      I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      big_smile Aye, the top scalley wag has come out for a (rum)ble!  lol

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        PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        He actually only drinks red wine, the drinking Rum is a thing that Maddie Rudd started about my Captain !

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          I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          big_smile Arrrrrgggghhh!! tis a pirate night...Remember! lol
          Jack Sparrow drinks RUM , hence the Avatar! wink

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            \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            GREAT AVATAR skull and crossbone.... do you have a patch on and one leg....  did the parrot fly over to you

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              I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Thanks... big_smile ...Aye be hearin a few parrots, or was that a few pirates lost em parrots! lol

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                \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                have you had any rum yet......................

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                  I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Tis a Scrumpy night for moi! wink

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                    PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Get yer own sayings, moi is mine smile

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    yes laughs weekend pirates parrots and sunshine

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    I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 7 years ago

    Where are the lol and the big_smile !! Let's get the decks wet and have some fun!

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    forgot how to do the smileys how do you do them now ;D AH YES JUST REMEMBERED

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    jiberishposted 7 years ago

    Doctors' Comments On Patient Charts:

    "Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year."

    "On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely."

    "The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993."

    "Discharge status: Alive but without permission."

    "Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful."

    "The patient refused an autopsy."

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    aha a few jokes brilliant, that is funny....

              any more jokes anyone

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    jiberishposted 7 years ago

    Car Accidents:

    "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."

    "The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."

    "I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way."

    "Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."

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    BadCoposted 7 years ago

    Ah ha another new clever trick from the peeps at Hubpages, you can no longer log in as two seperate people anymore at the same time. I gotta tip my hat to whoever introduced that bit of coding that automatically switches the account, very clever, maybe too clever !

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      Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I use two different browsers for that. smile

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        BadCoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Smart thinking Batman, cheers for that smile

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        PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You clever sexy hunk x

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    who were you going to be Bad CO?????

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    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    Oh thanks Jiberish, I almost peed myself lol

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    BadCoposted 7 years ago

    I would have to sign out then back in again to tell you and to be honest I can't be assed with that. Enjoy yer night !

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      \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      oh dear, well we like you, so just do you for tonight....

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    Am I dead, yet?posted 7 years ago

    methinks the Captain might 'walk da plank' if he be thinkin of abandoning the Cabin Girl!

    Arrrrr *cough, cough* arrrr....

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      \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      me thinks so too somehow...... they go together like a knife and fork, how can you seperate one from the other

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      PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Nobody leaves Cabin Girl in the corner smile

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    wink

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    Scott.Lifeposted 7 years ago

    I'm a witness first one to 90! You bunch of Pirates

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      PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yeah and as Scott likes my Poetry he will be supporting me, one up to the Cabin Girl smile

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        BadCoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You were ahead before, enjoy it ok as it will be shortlived as yer female and it's a man that always wins, enough said wench !

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          Davinagirl3posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          A man on top?  I like it!

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          Am I dead, yet?posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          arrrr methinks the captain is for a bit careful of the a lady (cabin girl) although ye gents not be wantin' to use this around a lady who be stronger than ye.

          arrr -hehehe-arrrr

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            PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Woooooo Hooooo you be tellin him my fav wench, he wud walk the plank but for the fact he is the biggest plank on Hubs lol !

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              Am I dead, yet?posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              arrrrr -hugs- and -wink- arrrrr

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          I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Rofl...arrrrgghhh, men always have a woman striding the way!

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            PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Look lets be clear ok, us Pirates never say arrrrggggghhhh, like cmon its all a myth. I mean who wud go " you fancy a drink arghhhhh " Truth ok, the only person that says arghhhhhh is the poor bugger getting a tooth out in the dentists chair. Sometimes I wonder why I am a but a mere lowly Cabin Girl !

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              Davinagirl3posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Oh, come on CG.  You prefer it on the bottom, no?

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                PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                You know I do babe and you know the Cabin Girl would so be kissing those lips of yours. I may just swordfence the Captain for you smile

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                  Davinagirl3posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  No need to fight... Unless you must.  I like a bit of violence.

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                    PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Hes giving me a headache and why should he run the ship, hes a total twat and it was his idea to delete our orginal accounts not mine, he ruined all my Poems, I am gonna stick my sword up his butt !

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    i*N*V*I*C*T*U*S   you will be around forever wont you

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      I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      mrthinks, this sea suits me times well. arrgghhh! cool

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        Am I dead, yet?posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        aye ye, methinks as well, oh and arrrrrrr

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    what do ya mean you are swimming again

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    Real Estate Ladyposted 7 years ago

    Hey there. . .I'm in Las Vegas Nevada and it is a GORGEOUS day!!!

    If you want to have a laugh you really should check out all the funny stuff at youtube regarding Kanye West. People have him interrupting everyone from God to Hitler to President Obama. It's really quite funny.

    Hope you have a great weekend!

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      Am I dead, yet?posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      to the depths! ye spammer! arrrrrr

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        PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I am loving you as a pirate Aidy, here borrow my eyepatch babe smile

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          Am I dead, yet?posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I be honored to be wearin' ye patch m'lady -bows-

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    Cheeky Chickposted 7 years ago

    Starbucks is my happy place!  I swear, their Lattes must be spiked with something...something very gooooood.  I started my Saturday by taking my dog on a long walk to Starbucks and back.  What could be better than that?

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      PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hmmmm getting a tooth pulled out smile

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    so what time are you where you live

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      Am I dead, yet?posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Greetings to ye my fair lady!  it be 4.32 pm, getting ready to play Gears of War 2 GOW2 with some of my mateys!

      oh an arrrr...

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        PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Lol you soddin kick their butts babe, the Cabin Girl burns the joysticks out lol !

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          BadCoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          You so think Aidy is yer best mate doncha, you really annoy me at times !

          Damn females sticking together, I might just start drinking beer and get man boobs so I dont feel left out smile

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            PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Go get some more hubpoints Fatboy, yer boring us smile

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            Am I dead, yet?posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            arrr smile  -superhugs-

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              PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Enjoy yer might Aidy, I wish I was with you kickin ass but you know I am always with you anyway. You go girl, a kick ass gamer and the best damn Poet this side of Hubs smile

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          Am I dead, yet?posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Yh, I am leaving now, -hugs my good friend, the Pirate Girl- Keep them doggies rollin' <3

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            PirateGirlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Loads of hugs back, have fun xx

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago

    nice to see all the pirates, what is happening in your part of the world today

 
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