Favorite movie line???

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   Jess Killmenowposted 14 years ago

   "Just the fax, ma'am" - from one of those "Die Hard" movies
   
   "Up your shaft" - Scotty to the elevator in Star Trek III - The Search for Spok
   
   "I hate Nazis" - Indiana Jones

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   \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

   Maybe this is just as good as it gets...
   
   Jack Nicholson, i think the film has the same name actually

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   Mrvoodooposted 14 years ago

   Last one from me:
   
   'They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!'
   
   - One flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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      \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      love that film

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   Jess Killmenowposted 14 years ago

   Oh yeah, Nicholson in <b>Mars Attacks</b>
   
   "Why can't we all just get along."

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   Lady_Eposted 14 years ago

   "I see dead people" = Sixth Sense.
   
   This make me laugh now, because Simon Cowell (XFactor Judge) wore a Hat that had "I see dumb people" printed on it a while ago. He is nicer to people now.

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      BadCoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I see dead people everyday, they are called workmates !

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   Don Wposted 14 years ago

   "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away . . . . "

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   Don Wposted 14 years ago

   "Listen, you f***ing fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your f***ing Jacobs off."
   
   Snatch

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   zadrobiposted 14 years ago

   Really anything Will Ferrell has said.
   " I have something to say... if you don't like it... just throw it back... I wanna be on you... No, no, I'm sorry... wait, wait.. I wanna be on you."

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   Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

   Favorite Bette Davis line from Now, Voyager...
   
   "Why reach for the moon when we have the stars?"
   
   That ending line kills me.

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    cosetteposted 14 years ago

    EVERYONE!
    
    if you are a fan of Gary Oldman (yum) you will appreciate this stunning movie moment).

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    qbanmamiof2posted 14 years ago

    Apollo 13 - "Houston, We've got a problem"
    
    Forrest Gump - "Mama always said that life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gon' get"

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    SalesScoopposted 14 years ago

    Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.
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    "Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f*#k one, marry one, kill one, go!" - Step Brothers
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    Sporting Goods Manager: [after Dale finishes his very prolonged fart] Was that a fart?
    
    Dale Doback: I don't know.
    
    Sporting Goods Manager: I can taste it. On my tongue.
    
    Dale Doback: Okay, I'll be honest with you. I did fart.
    
    Sporting Goods Manager: Is that onion? Onion and... Onion and ketchup.
    
    Dale Doback: It stinks. And this is a small room.
    
    Brennan Huff: Shit.
    
    Sporting Goods Manager: Okay. Now the tuxedos seem kind of f*%ked up.
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    The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.
    
    
    I love Step Brothers

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    SalesScoopposted 14 years ago

    Man, this was a neat post. What happened? Did it die?

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    BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 14 years ago

    The Crow:
    "Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children"

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    cosetteposted 14 years ago

    "Oh see, now that pisses me off. First of all, we have over 400 plaintiffs here, and, let's be honest, we all know there are more out there. They may not be the most sophistcated people but they do know how to divide and 20 million dollars isn't shit when you split it between them. Second of all, these people don't dream about being rich. They dream about being able to let their kids swim in a pool without worrying that they'll have to have a hysterectomy by the age of 20, like Rosa Fields, a client of ours. Or have their spine deteriorate, like Stan Bloom, another client of ours. So before you come back here with another lame-ass offer, I want you to think real hard about what your spine is worth Mr. Walker. Or how much you'd expect somebody to pay you for your uteris Ms. Sanchez. Then you take out your calculator, and you multiply that number by a hundred. Anything less than that is a waste of our time. By the way, we had that water brought in special for you folks.
    
    Came from a well in Hinkley."
    -Julia Roberts, Erin Brockovich

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    Deborah-Lynnposted 14 years ago

    As.......you......wiiiiishhhhh!....."bump"  "tumble"  "bump!" "BUMP!"
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Did everyone remember this one?  When the poor stable boy becomes the Dreaded Black Pirate and confronts the Princess Bride and she shoves him down the hill........................ouch!

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       dohn121posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Inconceivable!!!

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          Ivorwenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I'll explain, and I will use small words that you are sure to understand -- you warthog faced buffoon.

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    Dominionmaster2posted 14 years ago

    Breakfast Club: What screw sir? Screws fall out all the time, the worlds an imperfect place.
    Liam Neeson in Taken,what I have are a particular set of skills, if you let my daughter and her friend go nothing will come of this, but if you don't I will find you! And I will Kill you!

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    blaise25posted 14 years ago

    "May I ask your name, my Lady?
    Or perhaps angels have no names,
    only beautiful faces."
    
    --A Knight's Tale

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    europewalkerposted 14 years ago

    "Say hello to my little friend"  Scarface

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    Below-average Joeposted 14 years ago

    Of course, Jack Torrence to Wendy:
    "Wendy, darling, light of my life.  I'm not gonna hurt ya.  You didn't let me finish my sentence.  I said I'm not gonna hurt ya.  I'm just gonna bash your brains in.  I'm gonna bash 'em right the f*** in."

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    QueenaVerbosityposted 14 years ago

    Ah, what a great post! 
    
    "Life moves pretty fast, and if you don't stop to look around once in awhile, you could miss it."  FERRIS BUELLER
    
    
    "I'll have what she's having." (Rob Reiner's mother in the diner after Sally's fake orgasm) WHEN HARRY MET SALLY

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    Wonder_Womanposted 14 years ago

    Step brothers (watched it too many times, bf’s fav movie)
    
    Top 10 Funniest Most Memorable Step Brothers Quotes
    1.    –Dale Doback, “Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife. You gotta f*** one, kill one, and marry one, go!”
    2.    –Dale Doback, “You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”
    3.    –Dale Doback, “Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?”, –Brennan Huff “It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!”, –Dr. Robert Doback, “Your adults, you can do what you want.”, –Dale Doback “This is the funnest night ever!”
    4.    –Alice, “Stay golden, Ponyboy.”
    5.    –Brennan Huff, “You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I’m gonna punch you square in the face!”
    6.    –Dale Doback, “I manage a baseball team.” –Nancy Huff, “Oh, little league?”, –Dale Doback “Fantasy league.”
    7.    –Brennan Huff “I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.”
    8.    –Dale Doback, “Why are you so sweaty?” Brennan Huff, “I was watching Cops.”
    9.    –Dale Doback, “My dad and I decided that Nancy’s kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard.”, Brennan Huff “Who’s the retard?”
    10.    –Nancy Huff “You yelled “rape” at the top of your lungs.”, Brennan Huff “Mom, I honestly thought I was going to be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point he said “let’s get it on.”"

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    Wonder_Womanposted 14 years ago

    HANGOVER:
    
    Old Man at Gas Station: “That’s a sweet ride.”
    Alan: “Yeah…don’t touch it. Don’t even look at it. Don’t even look at me. Just go. I don’t care, I’ll hit an old man in public.”

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    C.J. Wrightposted 14 years ago

    A Few Good Men
    written by Aaron Sorkin
    
    
    
    Jessep(Jack Nicholson): You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
    We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
    Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
    Jessep: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.
    Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
    Jessep: You're goddamn right I did!!

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    Dominionmaster2posted 14 years ago

    Clint eastwood. NAG, NAG, NAG!

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    flread45posted 14 years ago

    Make my day  Clint Eastwood  and Google

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    R P Chapmanposted 14 years ago

    "What we've got here is a failure to communicate" from Cool Hand Luke.
    
    Comes to mind very often when browsing a lot of the threads on the hubpages forums!

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    dohn121posted 14 years ago

    The Empire Strikes Back:
    
    Leia: "I love you..."
    
    Han: "I know."

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    rhamsonposted 14 years ago

    Dirty Harry. "A man has got to know his limitations"

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    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    From the Godfather;
    
    Leave the Gun, Get the canolli

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    wavegirl22posted 14 years ago

    From Pretty Woman
    
    Edward Lewis: So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?
    Vivian: She rescues him right back

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    RKHenryposted 14 years ago

    "Stupid is as stupid does..."

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    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    From Independence Day, after whoopin ET's Butt
    
    "I coulda been at a barbecue!"

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    jayjay40posted 14 years ago

    From the life of Brian
       He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

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    Drifter0658posted 14 years ago

    Gene Hackman has Danny Devito at the wrong end of a shotgun:
    
    Devito asks,"I suppose you wanna hear my last words?"
    
    Hackman replies, "Just did," and then pulls the trigger.

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    Below-average Joeposted 14 years ago

    "If they hadn'ta done what I told 'em not to do, they'd still be alive."
    -Mr. Blonde, "Reservoir Dogs"

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    Below-average Joeposted 14 years ago

    "They say toupe is very soothing."
    -Rusty, "Ocean's 11"

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    michael1marsposted 14 years ago

    The Godfather ''I made him an Offer he can't refuse.''

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       kingbynameposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Also from The Godfather: "Luca Brasi held a gun to his head and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.  That's a true story.  That's my family Kay, it's not me."
       
       Spoken by Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) who turns out to be even more ruthless than his father.

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    topgunjagerposted 14 years ago

    Immortality, take it, it's yours!!!

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    bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago

    "First you want to kill me, then you kiss me....Blow"
    
    Ash in Armies of Darkness

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    rhamsonposted 14 years ago

    "If it ain't, it'll do until the mess gets here,"
    
    Tommy Lee Jones in "No Country for Old Men"

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    Have you seen the muffin man? Shrek

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    Revive@OwnRiskposted 14 years ago

    "Maawidge!" The priest in Princess Bride

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    There's no crying in baseball! A League of Their Own.

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    Len Cannonposted 14 years ago

    I always found this line from Me and You And Everyone We Know to be significant: "I don't want to have to do this living. I just walk around. I want to be swept off my feet, you know? I want my children to have magical powers. I am prepared for amazing things to happen. I can handle it. "

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    prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago

    Go ahead make my day! Clint eastwood as Harry Callahan in Sudden Impact

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    Naomi R. Coxposted 14 years ago

    Gone With The Wind: Rhett Butler, "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn." Then turns and walks away leaving Scarlett crying.

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    resspenserposted 14 years ago

    It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got a half a tank of gas, a pack of cigaretts it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
    
    Hit it.

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    maudine_05posted 14 years ago

    this comes from a famous Philippine movie
    "You're nothing but a second rate, trying-hard..COPY CAT!!!"
    Its not intended for you drej2522..there really is a movie in the Philippines with this famous lines

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    Come and get me you big horses ***!!!!

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