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I'm drunk. As such I have been carefully refraining from making a fool of myself in any serious threads.
So this thread is pretty much perfect for me and exactly what I've been looking for. Tonight. This morning. Whatever.
Lyrics. I have long thought to mention how good looking you are, but it is never appropriate. In this thread I reckon I can say it. I am not like into you or anything, I'm a straight married female, but you change your pic periodically, and I have observed that you take good care of yourself. You're a beautiful woman. Just thought I'd mention it.
Tantrum, you too have a great avatar. I want a tattoo. Like a little tattoo, at the bottom of my back or maybe on my shoulder or ankle. I think maybe a cat, or something equally innocuous. But it really should be more meaningful than a cat. And I haven't thought of anything yet that means enough to me to have it permanently pasted on my body. SO I haven't any tattoos yet.
Did I mention that I'm totally drunk. A bottle of wine and i'm a goner. I've become such a lightweight.
Oh yeah, I remember what I was gonna say. Are you guys gonna miss Mark Knowles sexy avatar as much as I am?
I know what you mean about "meaningful" tattoos. I was fifty years of age when I got my first two, one on each forearm. On the left, a banner with New Hampshire's state motto, "Live Free Or Die"...over a depiction of the cracked Liberty Bell.
Hmm. That wouldn't necessarily be fun and light hearted, though, would it?
Good thing BP and Lyrics are keeping the room sunshiny...!
Actually, my wife's habit of saying things with double meanings--unintentionally!--is usually enough to keep me smiling. For example, just today, while letting the truck driver who brought us a load of gravel know his on-time delivery was appreciated, she told the (fairly hunky) fellow, she had one of those moments.
Her statement after saying it was good to see the rocks arrive: "I'm glad you made it...(beat)...I always want you to come!"
She never realizes she's done one of these until every guy in hearing distance starts laughing his ass off, then she usually turns red (to match her hair) and her hands fly up over her mouth...and we laugh even harder.
Totally. Or a pathetically silly drunk, I haven't decided yet. But I'm never like a morose drunk or anything. I miss being young and wild. When I'm drunk that side of me comes out in full force. You should see the video my husband took of me on my last birthday.