What is your best joke? My best joke is about the fastest thing...

  1. jamesbrownbete profile image59
    jamesbrownbeteposted 6 years ago

    The fastest thing in the world. . .

    Four applicants were applying for a certain job. The employer asked them what is the fastest thing in the world.

    Applicant 1: The fastest thing in the world is thought!
    Applicant 2: The fastest thing in the world is the light!
    Applicant 3: The fastest thing in the world is the blink of an eye!
    Applicant 4: The fastest thing in the world is DIARRHEA!

    The employer was shock about the applicant 4's answer. So, he asked him again; "why DIARRHEA?

    Applicant 4: Because early this morning, I have a stomach ache. But before I could think, switched on the light, and blinked my eye, something was already in my pants. So fast! Very fast! big_smile : D big_smile

    Did you laugh? If not, share to us your best joke! tongue

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    jamesbrownbeteposted 6 years ago

    wink

 
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