The zombies are already inside. They've taken over that store too. You enter through the front door, the People Greeter looks different you think; but it's kind of dark, your flashlight is low on battery. You smile at the People Greeter, who mumbles "Evening Mam." Except he doesn't smile, you step forward, at which time a pair of strong arms grab you from the side.
"I've got coupons for tools," you protest.
"Tools?" the People Greeter laughs. "How nice, except they've got them now."