A teacher was trying to get her students to understand that you can't always trust identifying something by its color. She began by using lifesavers and having the children identify the flavors by their color:
Orange ............... Orange
To prove her point the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! Spit 'em out guys! They're a**-holes!
An oldie but a goodie. I need a good laugh. Anyone got more?????
In an old people's home, Madge was running around and stopping people in the corridors by pulling up her skirt, displaying her privates and shouting "supersex".
The staff turned a blind eye as she wasn't hurting anyone, but then she encountered George.
She pulled up her skirt displayed her bits and shouted "Supersex!"
George looked a little confused for a moment and then replied, "I'll take the soup."
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