Stop me if you've heard this before...........

  1. tobey100 profile image60
    tobey100posted 6 years ago

    A teacher was trying to get her students to understand that you can't always trust identifying something by its color.  She began by using lifesavers and having the children identify the flavors by their color:

    Red.....................Cherry
    Yellow..................Lemon
    Green...................Lime
    Orange ............... Orange

    To prove her point the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! Spit 'em out guys!  They're a**-holes!

    An oldie but a goodie.  I need a good laugh.  Anyone got more?????

  2. Nick B profile image84
    Nick Bposted 6 years ago

    In an old people's home, Madge was running around and stopping people in the corridors by pulling up her skirt, displaying her privates and shouting "supersex".

    The staff turned a blind eye as she wasn't hurting anyone, but then she encountered George.

    She pulled up her skirt displayed her bits and shouted "Supersex!"

    George looked a little confused for a moment and then replied, "I'll take the soup."

    1. tobey100 profile image60
      tobey100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol

 
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