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And So It Goes

  1. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary
    surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet
    pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's

    After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and
    sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has
    passed away."

    The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
    "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the

    "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean
    you haven't done any testing on him or anything.
    He might just be in a coma or something."

    The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the
    room. He returned a few minutes later with a black
    Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on
    in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his
    front paws on the examination table and sniffed the
    duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the
    vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

    The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out
    of the room. A few minutes later he returned with
    a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately
    sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back
    on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and
    strolled out of the room.

    The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry,
    but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

    The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
    The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!"
    she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The
    vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my
    word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

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      composterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol,,,good one

  2. timorous profile image92
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    lol lol

    I guess animals make good, impartial judges after all...

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    DoorMattnomoreposted 6 years ago


  4. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    that's funny....

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      Home Girlposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      That's funny but... too often doctors make us pay $150 for something that should cost $20 and WE DID NOT ASK FOR IT! sad

  5. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    And so it goes…

    After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed.

    He begins to worry.

    'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.

    'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.

    'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.

    'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear.

    'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

    'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.

    'Well, who in the h*ll is he, then?' he demands.

    She whispers in his ear, 'That's me before the surgery…”

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      ha ha ha ha!

  6. sofs profile image88
    sofsposted 6 years ago

    oh My gosh!! that was so amusing lol  lol lol
    I  take the lab report and the cat scan!!

  7. CASE1WORKER profile image85
    CASE1WORKERposted 6 years ago

    made me giggle