What is your favourite funny movie quote? Here's mine, from the movie Closer.
Dan: Didn't fancy my sandwiches?
Alice: Don't eat fish.
Dan: Why not?
Alice: Fish piss in the sea.
Dan: So do children.
Alice: I don't eat children either.
From "Raising Arizona"
Prison Counselor: Why do you say you feel trapped in your body?
Prisoner: Well... sometime I get the menstrual cramps real hard.
From "Animal House"
[Otter and Mrs. Wormer are in the supermarket vegetable section]
Otter: Mine's bigger.
[Marion looks questioningly at him]
Otter: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Otter: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
Marion Wormer: My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
Otter: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?
by VationSays14 months ago
Okay, lets have some cinema fun: Why don't you put down here a memorable movie quote you love? Also include the movie name. Here's mine: I want the truth!..You can't handle the truth! (A Few Good Men)
by LeahPutz6 years ago
What are some of your favorite movie quotes?Mine are either "There are older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the world" (Gandalf) from The Fellowship of the Ring or "Suddenly, I heard a...
by DJ Funktual8 years ago
I can't give away my favorite movie because I'm doing a series right now but I'd love to know what you guys like.In this way, I can more personalize the future hubs by adding the Hubbers who ALSO LOVE whatever movie it...
by MrMidNight5 years ago
Mine, when the theater was packed, and two people were squeezing by some dude in the 3rd row below me, his response, oh no, no, no, BUTT IN MY FACE, BUTT IN MY FACE!!!!!!! The whole theater was LAUGHING THEIR FAO...
by moneyfairy11 months ago
I love this one from The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio: "Everytime I pass the church I stop and make a visit ,So when I'm carried in feet first God won't say who is it." (just thought it was funny)Look forward...
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