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Funniest Movie Quotes

  1. WryLilt profile image88
    WryLiltposted 6 years ago

    What is your favourite funny movie quote? Here's mine, from the movie Closer.

    Dan: Didn't fancy my sandwiches?
    Alice: Don't eat fish.
    Dan: Why not?
    Alice: Fish piss in the sea.
    Dan: So do children.
    Alice: I don't eat children either.

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    hamstersmessiahposted 6 years ago

    From "Raising Arizona"

    Prison Counselor:  Why do you say you feel trapped in your body?
    Prisoner:  Well...  sometime I get the menstrual cramps real hard.

  3. Andy Webb profile image82
    Andy Webbposted 6 years ago

    From "Animal House"

    [Otter and Mrs. Wormer are in the supermarket vegetable section]
    Otter: Mine's bigger.
    [Marion looks questioningly at him]
    Otter: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
    Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
    Otter: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
    Marion Wormer: My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
    Otter: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
    Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?

  4. Glimmer515 profile image83
    Glimmer515posted 6 years ago

    Forgetting Sarah Marshall


  5. skyfire profile image75
    skyfireposted 6 years ago

    Huston we've a problem.