How to eat an elephant?

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   richtwfposted 13 years ago

   How do you eat an elephant?

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      Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Bring a lot of friends. BBQ sounds good.

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   Like most projects, it is an iterative process.

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   timorousposted 13 years ago

   This of course invites such wordplay as 'it's a diffuclt tusk', or 'you can keep the unused portions in the trunk'.  But I won't.
   
   I like Mark's idea of a giant BBQ.
   
   I suppose there's a real answer to the riddle, is there?

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   china manposted 13 years ago

   Just push its head down, put its trunk between its front legs then fold all its legs underneath. Tuck its little tail between its legs and just pop it in and chew.

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      Kathryn LJposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I thought you were going to say with a big spoon!

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      sofsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      That sounds like a great Idea @ china man!

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   ralwusposted 13 years ago

   one bite at a time of course

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      sofsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Walrus! sorry ralwus , just bottle the  elephant and pickle him for future use!!

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         ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         LOL pickled elephant, nice

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   wildorangeflowerposted 13 years ago

   http://hubpages.com/hub/How-To-Eat-An-Elephant

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      ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      yeah, what I said, one bite at a time

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         wildorangeflowerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         right, which one goes first?

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            ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            LOL see, I was right! hehe

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   richtwfposted 13 years ago

   Ralwus is the winner!

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   leave the poor elephant alone - there are plenty of other things to eat and not that many elephants left!

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      ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I could eat you . . .won't go there.

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         kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         figures, all talk no tongue

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

   by stating with the tail, must eat alive and only downfall are sharp hairs, just pull them out.  The strategy of starting with the tail, it paralyses the animal long enough to eat to a fatal point
   
   ok honestly that just grossed me out
   
   
   
   i'm afraid that I even said that
   
   Peta, just joking    me bad

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