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How to eat an elephant?

  1. richtwf profile image60
    richtwfposted 6 years ago

    How do you eat an elephant?

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Bring a lot of friends. BBQ sounds good.

  2. paradigmsearch profile image88
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    Like most projects, it is an iterative process.

  3. timorous profile image91
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    This of course invites such wordplay as 'it's a diffuclt tusk', or 'you can keep the unused portions in the trunk'.  But I won't.

    I like Mark's idea of a giant BBQ.

    I suppose there's a real answer to the riddle, is there?

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    china manposted 6 years ago

    Just push its head down, put its trunk between its front legs then fold all its legs underneath. Tuck its little tail between its legs and just pop it in and chew.

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      Kathryn LJposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I thought you were going to say with a big spoon!

    2. sofs profile image88
      sofsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      That sounds like a great Idea @ china man!

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    one bite at a time of course

    1. sofs profile image88
      sofsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Walrus! sorry ralwus , just bottle the  elephant and pickle him for future use!!

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        ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        LOL pickled elephant, nice

  6. wildorangeflower profile image56
    wildorangeflowerposted 6 years ago
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      ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      yeah, what I said, one bite at a time

      1. wildorangeflower profile image56
        wildorangeflowerposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        right, which one goes first?

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          ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          LOL see, I was right! hehe

  7. richtwf profile image60
    richtwfposted 6 years ago

    Ralwus is the winner!

  8. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    leave the poor elephant alone - there are plenty of other things to eat and not that many elephants left!

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      ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I could eat you . . .won't go there. wink

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        figures, all talk no tongue lol

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    by stating with the tail, must eat alive and only downfall are sharp hairs, just pull them out.  The strategy of starting with the tail, it paralyses the animal long enough to eat to a fatal point

    ok honestly that just grossed me out

    yikes

    i'm afraid that I even said that

    Peta, just joking  sad  me bad

 
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