Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Oct. 31, 2010
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Send this to all your guy friends for the
best chuckle of their day...
And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor!
This was sent to me by a guy and I would bet money that it was written by a guy, as well!
I think, how to dress apropriately for the searson would be wiser, I just put on a nice cozy jumper when cold instead of turning on the heating in the first instance (wooly hats are nice too)
Um my hubby never leaves the seat up but I have (he seriously thinks I was a man in my past lives)
Do they have a 'you don't have to buy everything you find on ebay' class for my husband?
There is, fundamentally speaking, no difference!
I don't own these sadly as it seems in this country having a power point in the bathroom doesn't happen case people are to dumb to not electrocute themselves while in the bath!
We record everything so avoid all commercials, however both hubby and I could benefit from a how to use the pause button to ask questions class.
While baths can be taken without 14 different kinds of soaps and shampoos it is unadvisable!
These medicines only seem effective in keeping me alive and able to stand, stronger drugs would be appreciated!
When is this EVER not the case? I have never seen hubby admit to being wrong to anyone ever, usually they are wrong to point out that he might be wrong and should really just 'trust him'
How to drive would be needed before I could attend this class but would probably be good in conjunction with a basic driving test
Again, I need this in a how to drive course
This is something hubby is in desperate need of, can I sign him up? Seriously I am bored sick being given a play by play description of every store offering some item I know squat about because he is incapable of making any shopping decision himself!
Hahaha, I'd dress up as a woman just for class 9 and 7. Priceless.
I’m pretty sure the institution will require heterosexual male instructors.
I mean really wouldn’t any other type kind of miss the point?
Qualifications would probably require an outdoorsy background with a touch of Redneck and/or Construction with at least a minor in contact sports and combat (military or marital).
Academics and some professional types need not apply; namby pamby is not a resume booster
Thanks I thought so too, but that maybe that's why some employers laugh at my resume
One other thought
Applications from Liberal Progressives with an overbearing urge to promote political correctness would also be rejected.
Gotta go off to the Bar
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