One of the few cool things about Twitter is that, as a comedy writer, it forces you to be very concise. With that is mind, here's a few of my favorites. What are some of yours?
Why do I write? Because my dream of being a dancer was crushed when I couldn't master the Hokey Pokey
Can a nearsighted man accused of anal rape get the evidence thrown out because it's tainted?
What's worse, having your identity stolen, or thieves giving it back, along with a number to a credit repair service?
How guys think: It's okay to be model thin, as long as you're also model stupid.
Wanted to set off a stink bomb for the July 4th, but couldn't afford it. Instead held my dog's ass up to a window fan.
Dude You Couldn't Tell a Joke if your life depended on it!
After 4 days there still hasn't been a laugh or gasp for your sad, sad, really sad effort!
Looks like you should remain seated for your entire career as a stand up comic!
Is that your real hairstyle or have you just grown through the nose hair?
by Ceres Schwarz2 years ago
Hello everyone. I finally decided to join Twitter and see for myself what it's all about and just try and see if I'll like it. To those that posted on my other forum thread, thanks for helping me decide and for all your...
by Cory Zacharia7 years ago
Hi everyone, Perhaps someone has already covered this topic. If so, I apologize.I'm pretty active in Facebook but have never tweeted except to say, "I taught I taw a putty tat." I've linked to my hubs in...
by Bryce5 years ago
For anyone else looking for ways to get more exposure for hubs -- I was happy to notice on my Twitter @mentions one of my hub update tweets was retweeted by "Earth News," and even better,"The Horror...
by mcbel4 years ago
I have some experience with this. I find blocking people to be no fun. The guys never stop following, but I have noticed a decline in the girl followers. Must be saying some offensive stuff I guess. I'd like to make a...
by Liam Hallam5 years ago
Should we really need to view a hub to see how many facebook 'Likes' it has and Twitter 'Tweets'Could this information be shown in the Feedback section of our profile? Alongside the other reader feedback we receive?
by Beth Eaglescliffe3 years ago
Hi, I've heard that some hubbers promote their hubs usng Twitter. I've not yet got an account on Twitter. Is it worth doing and does it take a lot of time to promote your hubs? i.e. do you have to tweet lots to make any...
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